Cane’s old partner in crime, Altar Boy, makes his grand comeback—and he’s spilling all the dirt from the glory days (back when flip phones were still a thing). Cane bravely steps into the spotlight to reveal he’s graysexual… but let’s be honest, we all had “graysexual” on our Cane Bingo card years ago. Meanwhile, baseball—America’s favorite nap aid—decides it wants to shuffle the deck with a realignment literally nobody asked for. Oh, and that’s just the warm-up. PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE CHAOS!