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Boring History for Sleep
Velvet
116 episodes
2 days ago
Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby. Lay back, close your eyes
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Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby. Lay back, close your eyes
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Boring History for Sleep
How OPIUM Destroyed China's Greatest Empire

In this quiet journey through history, we explore how opium — a single, devastating trade — brought the Qing Dynasty, China’s greatest empire, to its knees.

This episode of Boring History for Sleep drifts through the rise of the opium trade, the wars it sparked, and the slow unraveling of a once-mighty dynasty. From foreign merchants on China’s shores to the suffering within its own borders, the story is one of profit, addiction, and collapse.

Told softly and steadily, this is not a tale of battles alone, but of a society reshaped by a drug that altered the course of world history. Perfect for late-night listening, when the mind seeks calm and the past flows like a quiet river.

✨ Subscribe for more history that soothes as it teaches.

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2 days ago
4 hours 46 minutes 8 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Cleopatra: A Life of Power, Love and Tragedy | Boring History

Cleopatra’s Moonlit Nile: A Life of Achievements and Tragedy | Boring History for Sleep

Step into the moonlit waters of the Nile and uncover the remarkable story of Cleopatra, Egypt’s last great queen. This episode drifts through her life of triumphs and sorrows — from her sharp political skill and bold alliances to the romance and rivalries that shaped an empire.

Explore how Cleopatra steered Egypt through the turbulence of the Ptolemaic dynasty, leaving behind a legacy of power, culture, and intrigue that continues to capture imaginations across the world.

Calmly told and rich in detail, this is the perfect history to listen to at night — a quiet journey into the life of one of antiquity’s most unforgettable figures.

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3 days ago
3 hours 57 minutes 6 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The TERRIFYING Fate of an Opium Addict in 1897 Seattle |Boring History For Sleep

Tonight, you are not a monster. Not a martyr. Not a number in a report.
You’re just another forgotten soul — coughing, hobbling, fading under the dim glow of Seattle’s gaslights in 1897.

You never planned to end up here. All you wanted was a place to rest. But the basement was warm, the pipe was passed, and now the city erases you one day at a time.

This is the bleak reality of an opium addict at the turn of the century. No myths. No moral lessons. Only the slow unraveling of a body and mind. From smoke-filled dens to cold alleyways, from Chinatown’s crowded lanes to the false comfort of a final cot — this descent is quiet. Filthy. And real.

Step into Seattle, 1897 — a city glowing with gaslamps and drowning in shadows of addiction. In this History For Sleep episode, we follow the downward spiral of an opium addict’s life.

No morality tales. No romanticized myths. Just the raw truth of smoke-filled rooms, narrow Chinatown streets, and the silent fading of those who slipped through the cracks of a booming frontier city.

Perfect for nighttime listening, this immersive story blends atmosphere and history, guiding you through the forgotten corners of Seattle’s past.

✨ Subscribe for more quiet, haunting history told for sleep.


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4 days ago
3 hours 33 minutes 11 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Medieval ‘Facts’ You’ve Believed Your Whole Life… All Fake | Boring History For Sleep

Unwind this evening with a history sleep story created to quiet your mind and guide you gently toward deep rest. Across two calming hours, the soft crackle of a warm fireplace blends with gentle storytelling — drifting through battles long past, forgotten mysteries, and the private moments of history’s most famous figures.

Beneath the glow of imagined firelight, hidden truths are uncovered, questions linger, and the past unfolds at a pace meant for peace. Perfect for sleep meditation, relaxation, or simply letting go at the end of the day, the black screen ensures an undisturbed night. Allow the steady fireplace sounds and slow narration to carry you into calm, restorative sleep.

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5 days ago
4 hours 21 minutes 7 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The Untold History of Homo$e$uality in Viking Times | Boring History For Sleep

The Untold History of Homo$e$uality in Viking Times | Boring History For Sleep

Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

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6 days ago
4 hours 21 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The HORRIFYING Life of a Nazi Soldier on Meth

You were told it would make you stronger. That those small white tablets would help you march farther, stay awake longer, and endure the endless days of war. No one mentioned that the miracle drug was methamphetamine. They called it meth. And once you swallowed it, there was no turning back.

In this quiet unraveling, you are a young soldier in the German army during the Second World War. Pushed into blitzkrieg, stripped of food and sleep, kept moving only by the drug in your veins. The world blurs. Days and nights melt together. You see things that aren’t there. You commit acts you cannot remember. And when your body finally fails, you are simply discarded.

This is not a story of battles or strategy. It is a story of exhaustion, of silence, of men used until nothing remained. Not remembered for what they believed, but forgotten for how quickly they burned out.

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1 week ago
4 hours 17 minutes 55 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Disgusting Hygiene Habits of Prostitutes in Medieval Times | Boring History For Sleep

During medieval times, life for prostitutes was shaped by pain, routine, and silence. Their hygiene habits were built around what men expected, not what they needed. These prostitutes bled through dirty cloth, washed with harsh wine, and kept working without rest. In recorded history, their voices are rare, but their reality was constant. Medieval times did not allow comfort or safety, only survival. Some prostitutes tried to stay clean, thinking it might help them find a way out. Still, no matter how much they scrubbed, their hygiene habits could not wash away the label. Even when they collapsed in brief sleep, the smell of others clung to their skin. We often forget that sleep was a fragile thing in those days, especially for women like them. As we look back at this part of history, we see that hygiene habits reflect more than health; they reveal who mattered and who did not. Through sleep, they escaped the filth for a few hours, until duty pulled them back. Prostitutes in medieval times did not write their own history, but their hygiene habits remain as clues. Tonight, as you drift into sleep, remember the lives that rarely knew peace.

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1 week ago
3 hours 40 minutes 18 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The Most Disgusting Se$$ual Practices in Ancient Rome | Boring History For Sleep

Unwind tonight with a sleep story designed to hush your thoughts and guide you gently into rest. For the next two hours, you’ll drift beside the soft crackle of a fireplace while calm narration carries you through some of history’s most fascinating and forgotten moments.

As the fire glows, you’ll wander into tales of war and peace, uncover mysteries that still puzzle experts, and step quietly into the lives of figures who shaped the world.

With a dark screen to keep your room calm, this bedtime story is perfect for late-night meditation, winding down after a long day, or simply slipping into deep, effortless sleep.

So press play, close your eyes, and let the fire’s whisper and these stories of the past guide you into the best night’s rest you’ve had in a long time.

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1 week ago
4 hours 19 minutes 42 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
What Daily Life Was REALLY Like for Soviet Gulag Prisoners

Unwind tonight with a sleep story designed to hush your thoughts and guide you gently into rest. For the next two hours, you’ll drift beside the soft crackle of a fireplace while calm narration carries you through some of history’s most fascinating and forgotten moments.

As the fire glows, you’ll wander into tales of war and peace, uncover mysteries that still puzzle experts, and step quietly into the lives of figures who shaped the world.

With a dark screen to keep your room calm, this bedtime story is perfect for late-night meditation, winding down after a long day, or simply slipping into deep, effortless sleep.

So press play, close your eyes, and let the fire’s whisper and these stories of the past guide you into the best night’s rest you’ve had in a long time.

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1 week ago
3 hours 49 minutes 22 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
What It Was Like to Live with Victorian Social Rules | Boring History For Sleep

Wind down tonight with a sleep story that'll quiet your racing mind and ease you into dreamland. This 2-hour escape pairs the cozy crackle of a real fireplace with gentle storytelling, taking you through fascinating tales of war and history's most captivating moments.As you drift off, you'll discover the untold stories behind history's famous faces, dive into mysteries that still baffle experts, and revisit moments that changed everything-all while the warm glow of firelight flickers in the background.Perfect for when you need to shut off your brain, this adult bedtime story works whether you're into sleep meditation or just desperate for some decent rest. The black screen means no harsh light to disturb you once you're finally dozing off.Just hit play, close your eyes, and let the soothing fireplace sounds and stories carry you away to the best sleep you've had in ages.

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1 week ago
4 hours 25 minutes 26 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Entire History Of The Native Americans(40,000 BC - 2025) | Documentary | Boring History To Sleep

🌙 Drift into the Entire History of the Native Americans — from the first migrations across ancient ice bridges nearly 40,000 years ago to the challenges and triumphs of the modern day. This long-form documentary sleep story guides you through the legends, struggles, and resilience of Indigenous peoples across North America.

💤 Told in a calm, soothing narration, this video blends history and relaxation, making it perfect for falling asleep, background listening, or peaceful late-night learning. Along the way, you’ll hear about:

  • Ancient migrations and sacred traditions

  • The rise of great civilizations like the Mississippians and Ancestral Puebloans

  • Encounters with European settlers and their consequences

  • Cultural survival, revival, and the present-day story of Native nations

📖 Boring History To Sleep takes you deep into the past — not to excite, but to soothe, with history’s long rhythm as your lullaby.

✨ Put on your headphones, close your eyes, and let the quiet journey through the story of the Native Americans (40,000 BC – 2025) guide you gently into rest.

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1 week ago
3 hours 52 minutes 41 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The Disturbing Truth Behind Victorian Asylums | Boring History for Sleep

Prepare to drift off with a chilling tale from history! In this episode of Boring History for Sleep, we uncover the unsettling secrets of Victorian asylums. Explore the real-life horrors, misunderstood medicine, and haunting stories behind these infamous institutions, all told in a soothing, sleepy style designed to help you relax.

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1 week ago
3 hours 14 minutes 53 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Bizarre Victorian Practices That Would be Crimes Today | Boring History for Sleep

Settle in and get comfortable—tonight, the Snoozetorian drifts back to the Victorian age, where ordinary life often hid some truly strange and shocking secrets. From peculiar customs to outlandish laws, we’ll explore the unbelievable things Victorians once did—acts that would be unthinkable, even illegal, today. Let the calm narration carry you through these odd stories of the past, the perfect backdrop for slipping gently into sleep.

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2 weeks ago
3 hours 14 minutes 48 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
How Farming Made Us — The Greatest Mistake? (20,000–8,000 BCE) | Boring History

In this calm, immersive documentary, we trace how the first farms shaped our bodies, our minds, and our world forever. From Göbekli Tepe to Çatalhöyük, from foragers to food storage, this is deep history told softly.Perfect for sleep, study, or focused curiosity.What if the biggest turning point in human history… was also our first trap?Between twenty thousand and four thousand years before the Common Era, humanity did something it had never done before. We stopped moving. We planted seeds. We began to build permanent homes. And everything changed. This is the full story of the Neolithic — from the earliest experiments in the Fertile Crescent to the spread of farming across Europe, and the strange, haunting consequences that followed. Famine, disease, inequality, and collapse… but also cities, stories, and civilization.Was agriculture a revolution — or a slow spiral we couldn’t escape?

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2 weeks ago
4 hours 29 minutes 6 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Forbidden Pleasures in the Court of Versailles | Boring History For Sleep

Drift into the night with a soothing two-hour sleep story designed to quiet your thoughts and guide you into deep, restful slumber. Set against the gentle crackle of a cozy fireplace, the soft-spoken narration weaves together vivid tales of war, forgotten moments from history, and the untold truths of legendary figures. You’ll wander through unresolved mysteries and reflect on extraordinary events of the past — all bathed in the warm, flickering glow of firelight. With a simple black screen to keep distractions away, it’s perfect for meditation, nighttime relaxation, or drifting off in peace. Let the steady rhythm of the flames and the calm storytelling carry you to the edge of dreams.


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2 weeks ago
3 hours 19 minutes 22 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The Most Bizarre S3xu4l Practices of Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs | Boring History For Sleep

Drift into the night with a soothing two-hour sleep story designed to quiet your thoughts and guide you into deep, restful slumber. Set against the gentle crackle of a cozy fireplace, the soft-spoken narration weaves together vivid tales of war, forgotten moments from history, and the untold truths of legendary figures. You’ll wander through unresolved mysteries and reflect on extraordinary events of the past — all bathed in the warm, flickering glow of firelight. With a simple black screen to keep distractions away, it’s perfect for meditation, nighttime relaxation, or drifting off in peace. Let the steady rhythm of the flames and the calm storytelling carry you to the edge of dreams.Step into a secret chapter of history, where Ancient Egyptian rituals blurred the lines between sacred and s3xu4l. The Pharaoh was more than a ruler — he was a living god, whose intimate desires shaped ceremonies, politics, and even the journey to the afterlife. In this gentle, sleep-inducing tale, you’ll uncover the hidden truths of divine incest, public fertility rites, and preserved royal relics.

Here, history and dreams intertwine, guiding you through a world where Ancient Egyptian beliefs turned personal power into a symbol of divine rule. Let the whispers of the Pharaoh carry you into slumber, one revelation at a time. In every fragment — from scroll to tomb — lies a connection between the ruler, sacred rites, and the very core of Egypt’s legacy. Perfect for late-night listening, this forbidden history drifts through the shadows of ancient temples, leading you deeper into rest. The Pharaohs await, guarding their most intimate s3xu4l secrets within the quiet rhythm of sleep.


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2 weeks ago
3 hours 34 minutes 35 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History For Sleep | How Bedouins Survived Extreme Desert Heat and more

Drift into the night with a soothing two-hour sleep story designed to quiet your thoughts and guide you into deep, restful slumber. Set against the gentle crackle of a cozy fireplace, the soft-spoken narration weaves together vivid tales of war, forgotten moments from history, and the untold truths of legendary figures. You’ll wander through unresolved mysteries and reflect on extraordinary events of the past — all bathed in the warm, flickering glow of firelight. With a simple black screen to keep distractions away, it’s perfect for meditation, nighttime relaxation, or drifting off in peace. Let the steady rhythm of the flames and the calm storytelling carry you to the edge of dreams.How Bedouins Survived Extreme Desert Heat and more

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2 weeks ago
3 hours 10 minutes 19 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Why You Wouldn’t Last A Day in New York’s Brutal Five Points Slum (1800s) | History For Sleep

Сlose your eyes and step into the crumbling alleys and suffocating shadows of 19th-century New York’s most infamous slum — Five Points. In this quiet, immersive bedtime documentary, we explore what life was truly like for the city’s poorest families, children, and immigrants, trapped in a world of hunger, disease, and despair.Told with soft narration and rich historical detail, this 2-hour episode of History Before Sleep gently uncovers the raw truth behind America’s darkest urban corner. From collapsing tenements to filthy water, from street gangs to silent suffering, every scene reveals how survival in Five Points was not just a struggle — it was a nightmare hidden behind brick walls and boarded-up windows.Perfect for falling asleep, relaxing, or learning in peace, this long-form historical journey reveals the quiet horror of poverty in the shadow of America’s rise — and the forgotten people who lived it.

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2 weeks ago
4 hours 22 minutes 59 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Your MISERABLE Life as King Henry VIII's Doctor | Boring History for Sleep

Your MISERABLE Life as King Henry VIII's Doctor | Boring History for Sleep

Unwind and drift off with a story made for restful nights.This 4-hour sleep video blends the gentle crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, guiding you through quiet tales of war, wonder, and the mysteries of history. Discover little-known truths about legendary figures, explore forgotten events, and reflect on the past—all in the calming glow of imagined firelight.

Perfect for nighttime meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep with ease, the black screen ensures complete darkness for undisturbed rest. Let the warm sounds and whispered words soothe your mind and carry you into deep, peaceful sleep.


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2 weeks ago
4 hours 30 minutes 25 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Why Sleeping in a Medieval Castle SUCKED During Winter | Boring History for Sleep

Think sleeping in a medieval castle was cozy and romantic? Think again. In “Why Sleeping in a Medieval Castle SUCKED During Winter,” we dive into the harsh, uncomfortable reality of castle life during the freezing medieval winters — from icy stone walls and drafty halls to foul smells and zero insulation.But that’s just the beginning. This episode of Boring History for Sleep also ties into other brutal truths of the Middle Ages, like why getting a tooth pulled was a nightmare of pain and how being a woman in medieval Europe often meant facing daily injustice, hardship, and limited rights.So grab a blanket, settle in, and let these strangely fascinating (and slightly terrible) facts about medieval life lull you to sleep — where living in a castle, pulling a tooth, or just being a woman could all totally suck.

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3 weeks ago
3 hours 12 minutes 59 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby. Lay back, close your eyes