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Boring History for Sleep
Velvet
56 episodes
1 day ago
Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby. Lay back, close your eyes
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Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby. Lay back, close your eyes
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Boring History for Sleep
Boring History for Sleep | The Greek Mythology

Drift off to sleep with the timeless stories of Greek mythology. From the primordial Chaos to the rise of Zeus and the Olympians, this soothing narration guides you through the battles of Titans, the cunning of Prometheus, and the tragedies and triumphs of mortal heroes. Perfect for late-night listening, this calm, immersive journey through ancient myths will help you relax, unwind, and dream of a world shaped by gods, monsters, and fate. Dim the lights, get comfortable, and let these old stories carry you gently to sleep.

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1 day ago
2 hours 19 minutes 29 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History For Sleep | What it was like to visit a Medieval TAVERN

Get cozy and drift off as we take you inside a medieval tavern, where the air is thick with smoke, laughter, and the questionable scent of boiled onions. Discover what it was really like to spend a night in these lively, dirty, and absolutely essential hubs of medieval life. From the creaky wooden benches to the boozy dice games and the stern gaze of the tavern keeper, this relaxing history story is designed to help you learn and fall asleep.Dim the lights, lie back, and let this slow, gently sarcastic narration carry you away to a time before plumbing, before Yelp reviews, and before anyone knew what personal space was.If you enjoy these sleepy history journeys, please like, comment, and subscribe to join us for more late-night historical rambles.

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2 days ago
1 hour 44 minutes 52 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The True Story of Elizabeth I’s Last Days | Boring History For Sleep

Drift off to sleep with this calm, immersive journey into the final days of Queen Elizabeth I. In this slow, detailed audio story, we leave behind the grand myths to explore the real, quiet, unsettling decline of England’s last Tudor monarch. Soft narration, rich historical detail, and a gently ironic tone will guide you through candlelit halls, silent court intrigue, and the Queen’s last restless nights. Perfect for bedtime listening.

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3 days ago
2 hours 17 minutes 35 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The DISTURBING Life of Pharaohs in Ancient Egypt | Boring History For Sleep

Settle in for a slow, calming journey through ancient Egypt — but forget the travel-brochure fantasy. This is the real story of the Pharaohs: divine kings who lived in luxury while their people hauled limestone in the sun. We'll explore daily rituals, strange beliefs, dark secrets, and the grand monuments they built to cheat death. Perfect for falling asleep to — with a gentle voice, soft humor, and enough historical detail to keep your dreams interesting. Grab your blanket, turn down the lights, and drift back thousands of years to a world of gold, sand, power, and fear. Sweet dreams from Boring History For Sleep.

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4 days ago
1 hour 57 minutes 2 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History For Sleep | What Was S3X Really Like in Medieval Times and more

Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

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5 days ago
2 hours 23 minutes 55 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History For Sleep | What BEAUTY STANDARDS Were Like in Medieval Times and more

Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

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6 days ago
2 hours 10 minutes 25 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History For Sleep | The Bizarre D3ath of Henry VIII Tudor and more

Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

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1 week ago
2 hours 53 minutes 23 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The Secret Lives of Ancient Roman Housewives | Boring History

What really happened behind closed doors in Ancient Rome? 🏛️

Forget the togas and temples — this is the untold story of the women who ran the Roman household… and often, much more. From secret affairs to political intrigue, from forbidden rituals to underground networks of influence, Roman housewives were anything but boring.

In this video, we explore the real lives of elite Roman matrons and everyday women — their power, pleasures, and struggles — in a world ruled by emperors, patriarchy, and public image.

💬 What did Roman women talk about when men weren’t around?
🕯 How did they use perfumes, poisons, and politics to shape their lives?
⚖️ Were they really powerless — or just hiding in plain sight?

Get ready for scandal, strategy, and survival in the heart of the empire.
History just got personal.

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1 week ago
4 hours 16 minutes 31 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History for Sleep | Why it Sucked to be a Medieval Knight

Unwind with this 2-hour historical sleep story crafted to quiet your mind and guide you toward deep, restful sleep. Set against the gentle crackle of a cozy fireplace, this soft-spoken narration takes you through forgotten moments of history — tales of hardship, mystery, and resilience from long ago. From ancient conflicts to curious legends, each story is told slowly and soothingly, perfect for sleep meditation, nighttime relaxation, or simply drifting off. The dark screen keeps your room calm and undisturbed while the ambient firelight and peaceful narration help ease you into a quiet night’s rest.

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1 week ago
4 hours 17 minutes 17 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Why Ancient Egyptian Medicine Would Absolutely Destroy You

Ready to fall asleep while questioning humanity's earliest health choices? In this relaxing, slow-burning audio story, we travel deep into the sandy heart of ancient Egypt — and right into the papyrus-wrapped chaos of its medical world. From crocodile dung treatments to divine sleep clinics, this is history told softly... but with just enough side-eye to keep it fun.Lie back, dim the lights, and join me for a sleepy stroll through the land of scarabs, spells, and some very questionable healthcare.Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and take your vitamins — preferably not mixed with lizards

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1 week ago
3 hours 21 minutes 7 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Why You Wouldn't Last a Day in the Roman Empire

Welcome to your historical lullaby: Ancient Rome Edition. This slow, sarcastic, and oddly relaxing story will guide you through a typical Roman day—complete with screaming goats, bad plumbing, and questionable entertainment.It’s calm, it’s cozy, and it might just make you thankful for modern bathrooms. Sweet dreams.

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1 week ago
2 hours 57 minutes 13 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Why You Wouldn’t Survive the 1800s Gold Rush (Sleepy History)

Close your eyes and drift back to the 19th century — when gold fever burned hot, hygiene was optional, and beans were your only friend. In this slow, cozy history story, we explore the harsh, itchy, and surprisingly bean-heavy reality of the Gold Rush. No treasure maps here. Just mud, regret, and very questionable breakfast. Perfect for sleeping, dozing, or gentle time travel.

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1 week ago
3 hours 21 minutes 45 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
They Built the Skyline: The Untold Stories of NYC’s Construction Workers

Lie back, relax, and drift off to the forgotten sounds of 1930s New York City — where brave (and often underpaid) construction workers climbed into the clouds to build the Empire State Building. This longform sleep story mixes real history, quiet humor, and soft storytelling to help you wind down while learning something you can casually mention in your next conversation... or dream about.

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1 week ago
3 hours 10 minutes 14 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Aksum: The African Empire You’ve Never Heard Of | Boring History For Sleep

Lie back and get ready to fall asleep to the story of Aksum — the lost empire of ancient Africa.It had gold, trade routes, enormous stone towers, and absolutely no dental plans.You’ll learn about life, death, goats, forgotten kings, and why this kingdom deserves a spot next to Rome and Persia… but probably didn’t ask for it.Perfect for bedtime, background noise, or escaping your own to-do list.

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2 weeks ago
5 hours 3 minutes 15 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History For Sleep | Why the Renaissance Wasn't All Beauty and Brilliance

You’ve seen the paintings. Heard the names.Da Vinci. Michelangelo. Raphael.But behind the genius and glory, the Renaissance was full of bad hygiene, worse food, and endless disappointment.Lie back, relax, and let’s gently ruin the myth — together.

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2 weeks ago
2 hours 17 minutes 58 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History For Sleep | The Harsh Realities of Feudal Europe

Settle in for a slow, cozy stroll through the mud-soaked reality of feudal Europe — a world of rashes, rats, and really bad bread. No knights in shining armor here… just tired peasants, freezing huts, and a cat that looks like it’s seen too much. Perfect for bedtime listening, this calm and ironic journey will lull you to sleep with cabbage, curses, and cold mornings.

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2 weeks ago
3 hours 54 minutes 41 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History For Sleep | What Happened to These Lost Civilizations?

Let your mind drift off to the quiet corners of history. In this slow, soothing audio journey, we explore six forgotten civilizations — from the jungles of Angkor to the stone heads of the Olmecs. No loud facts. No flashy drama. Just gentle storytelling, sleepy irony, and dusty ruins. Perfect for falling asleep to.

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2 weeks ago
7 hours 6 minutes 35 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
The SCANDALOUS Popes of the Middle Ages | Boring History for Sleep

Forget bedtime stories — this is history’s most outrageous reality show. In this episode of Boring History for Sleep, we meet teenage Popes, political betrayals, wine-fueled ceremonies, and one trial involving a literal corpse. It’s slow, soft, and absurd — perfect for falling asleep with a smirk

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2 weeks ago
4 hours 59 minutes 44 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Boring History For Sleep | Medieval Inns Were NOT Cozy

Check in. Lie down. Regret everything. In this episode, we wander through the weird and wonderful world of medieval lodging — from ale-soaked floors to barmaids with faster reflexes than reason.An oddly comforting dive into history’s least restful sleeping arrangements.

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2 weeks ago
2 hours 9 minutes 7 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Medieval Hygiene: Why People Feared Baths More Than Death | Boring History for Sleep

Tonight, we drift into the scratchy, smelly, and suspiciously dry world of medieval hygiene. Why didn’t people bathe? What did they use instead of deodorant? And how did chamber pots become deadly projectiles? Lie back, relax, and discover why “clean” was more spiritual than physical in the Middle Ages.

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2 weeks ago
2 hours 40 minutes 48 seconds

Boring History for Sleep
Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby. Lay back, close your eyes