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Your Average Grow
Johnny Apple and The Reverend Pirate Frog
142 episodes
1 day ago
Your Average Grow follows hosts Johnny Apple And The Reverend Pirate Frog along their journey to becoming better home growers. They bring in a wide range of guests to pick their brains and then relax for a smoke sesh in " The Circle '' where co-hosts Howlingbuds and Stoney Alpinist join them to talk about a wide range of gardening styles.
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Your Average Grow follows hosts Johnny Apple And The Reverend Pirate Frog along their journey to becoming better home growers. They bring in a wide range of guests to pick their brains and then relax for a smoke sesh in " The Circle '' where co-hosts Howlingbuds and Stoney Alpinist join them to talk about a wide range of gardening styles.
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Your Average Grow
THE CIRCLE Presents From whence he came W/ Alebrije Genetics

Welcome to another episode of The Circle with hosts Reverend Pirate Frog, Johnny Apple, Stoney Alpinist, and Howlingbuds. 


We have one of our favorite guests and sponsor, Alebrije. Join the circle of friends as we talk about the upcoming Chicago popup, the vandal hoodie presale, upcoming collaboration with our favorite hot sauce maker Sam Sa’House,  and the stable lineage of Tangy Tibuguana.


Also, get your small pots and creative ideas ready, as we talk about the upcoming 4th annual Bonsai grow along starting in September




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1 week ago
1 hour 22 minutes 42 seconds

Your Average Grow
The Last Dragon W/ Growmie

The last of the DND group joins us finally, Growmie talks his breeding project and his in ability to fully embrace any one growing style



Consider the source


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2 weeks ago
1 hour 24 minutes 40 seconds

Your Average Grow
THE CIRCLE Presents Botanical Medicine

This week on The Circle, the gang is back together as Stony makes his highly anticipated return after a six-and-a-half-month sabbatical (well, not that long but it sure felt like it), much to the delight of the hosts who clearly missed him dearly.


Welcome back to an episode of The Circle with hosts Johnny Apple, Reverend Pirate Frog, Stoney Alpinist, and Howlingbuds.  The episode quickly dives into some fascinating gardening discussions:


• **The Mystery of the Loofah**: Johnny shares his unique experience growing loofah plants, revealing that the leaves, when rubbed, incredibly smell just like ballpark nacho cheese!. He also explains that young loofah is an edible summer squash


• **Sunflower Surprises**: They explore the intricate nature of sunflowers, discussing how what appears to be a single flower is actually many tiny individual flowers, and share tips for growing massive plants. Johnny also boasts about his outdoor auto-flowers thriving in upstate New York, despite the challenging, humid fall conditions


Perennial Powerhouses for Your Garden: A significant segment is dedicated to beneficial perennial plants as inputs into garden:

* **Comfrey** is highlighted as a "bioaccumulator" with deep roots that bring essential nutrients to the soil. Beyond garden benefits, it's incredibly useful for humans in salves for tissue regeneration, wound healing, arthritis, and has anti-inflammatory and antibacterial properties. A word of caution: comfrey roots are toxic to dogs, and proper dosage for kids should be researched

* **Horsetail** is introduced as a natural source of plant-available silica, ideal for shady, moist areas, and can be brewed into a tea for plant health


Finally, get ready to meet everyone! They announce details for Alebrije’s upcoming popup event in Chicago, including a YAG barbecue at Stoney's house on Friday night and a potential after-party at Howling's place on Saturday. They encourage listeners to reach out via email or Discord if they're coming to join the inclusive gathering.


You can find more from Your Average Grow (YAG) at:

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/AfapacH8Rj

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4TH1tL5Bh0AsdT3ToyAiqG

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow



Consider the source


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3 weeks ago
1 hour 22 minutes 41 seconds

Your Average Grow
Check on your worms

This is just a placeholder description because howling doesn't love us anymore, Rev used to write these descriptions but to be honest he was pretty bad at it(which is on brand for him)


Johnny talks about his outdoor auto bed of chaos and duck water while Rev gets preachy (real annoying)

Howling save us



always consider the source

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4 weeks ago
57 minutes 44 seconds

Your Average Grow
THE CIRCLE Presents Cheers to the underfrogs

Ducks, Dabs, and Questionable Decisions 

This week on The Circle, we mourn not having Stoney on and recap Freedumb Fest 2025—where the weed was fire, the ducks were fertilizing, and someone definitely dressed like Uncle Sam on acid. 

Plus, reviews on the Night Owl Hippie Slayer x Durban Poison photoperiod cross that'll slap you behind the eyes and glue you to the couch.Also: humidity struggles, moldy basements, and a heartwarming shoutout to the friend we all miss (Stoney ).

 Grow nerds, here's your hit:

- Why ducks and duck pond water might be the ultimate closed loop for your garden

- One guy dumped a plant in literal duck poop water—and the plant loved it

- Chaos garden update: 20 seeds in, 4 survived, and one grew taller than the grower

- Can autoflowers be terp monsters? Spoiler: yes- Tangy plants pollinated themselves during a neglect session. Nature finds a way. 


Always consider the source. 

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/youraveragegrow 

SpotifyShow: https://open.spotify.com/show/4TH1tL5...  

YouTubeChannel: https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow

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1 month ago
1 hour 6 minutes 23 seconds

Your Average Grow
Don't Flinch Rev's trying to Penny Pinch

Don't Flinch, It's Time to Penny Pinch! The Bare Minimum Grow: Soil, Sensors & Savvy Harvests


Alongside @reverend_pirate_frog, circle cohosts @howlingbuds and @stoney_alpinist, fill the gap @johnny__apple__ left behind for a special edition of YAG to present a multi-part series focused on achieving a cannabis grow "as cheap as possible" for cheapskates like Rev.


We focus on bare essentials, soil and moisture management, and what investments you should make now or later on once you have your first win.


The episode dives into the core challenge: establishing a bare minimum setup for a first-time photo or auto grow, starting from scratch, with a rough cash value.  For once, Howling Tech is the cheaper option!


You can find more from Your Average Grow (YAG) at:

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/AfapacH8Rj

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4TH1tL5Bh0AsdT3ToyAiqG

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow


Consider the source always


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1 month ago
1 hour 10 minutes 34 seconds

Your Average Grow
THE CIRCLE Presents Longer Days

Come sit back with The Circle as we talk about our gardening adventures, from new beds to upcycling soil, then dive deep into grow light technology, debating efficacy and the wild world of under-canopy lighting.
Plus, Johnny gives us a hilarious (and male-heavy!) update on his outdoor autoflower journey.  It’s good for a few quacks.
We also fire up the ovens for a sizzling discussion on pizza making (wood-fired vs. gas!) and reveal our ultimate favorite BBQ items, complete with expert tips for perfect pies and bean
Don’t miss our personal garden updates on various strains from Mass Medical, Sin City, Alebrije, Night owl, and more.
 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/AfapacH8Rj
 Spotify Show: https://open.spotify.com/show/4TH1tL5Bh0AsdT3ToyAiqG
 YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow



The Circle Hosts are 




Johnny Apple 



Reverend Pirate Frog 



Stoney Alpinist



Howlingbuds







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1 month ago
1 hour 14 minutes 12 seconds

Your Average Grow
Wake and bake daddys

Happy Fathers day




Consider the source always




We appreciate you listening to this chaos! Come keep us company!


Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=




Join the Discord  https://discord.gg/youraveragegrow







watch us https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow

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2 months ago
1 hour 5 minutes 6 seconds

Your Average Grow
THE CIRCLE Presents Circling back.....in a roundabout way

The Circle circles back and catches up



The Circle Hosts are 




Johnny Apple 



Reverend Pirate Frog 



Stoney Alpinist



Howlingbuds



Your Average Grow would like to thank you! Yes you, We appreciate you listening to this chaos!Come keep us company!




Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=





discord.gg/youraveragegrow


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2 months ago
1 hour 31 minutes 41 seconds

Your Average Grow
Council of the gingers W/ Flamm and W/out Johnny

Johnny couldn't make it so Rev called a Ginger Summit

Thanks to Flamm for joining us



Consider the source always




We appreciate you listening to this chaos! Come keep us company!


Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=




Join the Discord  https://discord.gg/youraveragegrow







watch us https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow

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2 months ago
1 hour 10 minutes 19 seconds

Your Average Grow
Cumin and talk to me W/ Cumin

Cumin or cumin you decide






Consider the source always




We appreciate you listening to this chaos! Come keep us company!


Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=




Join the Discord  https://discord.gg/youraveragegrow







watch us https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow

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2 months ago
1 hour 23 minutes 51 seconds

Your Average Grow
THE CIRCLE Presents Growing the homestead W/ Grow GanicNC

Our buddy Ganic joins us to talk closing the loop



The Circle Hosts are 




Johnny Apple 



Reverend Pirate Frog 



Stoney Alpinist



Howlingbuds



Your Average Grow would like to thank you! Yes you, We appreciate you listening to this chaos!Come keep us company!




Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=





discord.gg/youraveragegrow


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3 months ago
1 hour 11 minutes 28 seconds

Your Average Grow
Shut your bobbin face uncle bob W/ Uncle Bob

Uncle Bob Joins us



Consider the source always




We appreciate you listening to this chaos! Come keep us company!


Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=




Join the Discord  https://discord.gg/youraveragegrow







watch us https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow

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3 months ago
1 hour 22 minutes 19 seconds

Your Average Grow
THE CIRCLE Presents Padre's capítulo W/ Alebrije Genetics

Our Deer friend Alebrije ( see what we did there ) joins us before setting off on his world tour with only one stop....




The Circle Hosts are 




Johnny Apple 



Reverend Pirate Frog 



Stoney Alpinist



Howlingbuds



Your Average Grow would like to thank you! Yes you, We appreciate you listening to this chaos!Come keep us company!




Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=





discord.gg/youraveragegrow


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3 months ago
1 hour 34 minutes 42 seconds

Your Average Grow
Big whoop wanna fight about it? W/ TooTall_JH

Too Tall Joins us to bully Rev





Consider the source always




We appreciate you listening to this chaos! Come keep us company!


Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=




Join the Discord  https://discord.gg/youraveragegrow







watch us https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow

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4 months ago
1 hour 21 minutes 1 second

Your Average Grow
THE CIRCLE Presents Catching em all W/ Captain Autoflower

Captain Autoflower joins The Circle





The Circle Hosts are 




Johnny Apple 



Reverend Pirate Frog 



Stoney Alpinist



Howlingbuds



Your Average Grow would like to thank you! Yes you, We appreciate you listening to this chaos!Come keep us company!




Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=





discord.gg/youraveragegrow




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4 months ago
1 hour 35 minutes 57 seconds

Your Average Grow
Just press play W/ Humminbird Hills

Humminbird finally joins us




https://humminbirdhills.com/




Consider the source always




We appreciate you listening to this chaos! Come keep us company!


Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=




Join the Discord  https://discord.gg/youraveragegrow







watch us https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow

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4 months ago
1 hour 9 minutes 43 seconds

Your Average Grow
THE CIRCLE Presents April Fools W/ Daz

Daz from NightOwl Seeds joins The Circle




The Circle Hosts are 




Johnny Apple 



Reverend Pirate Frog 



Stoney Alpinist



Howlingbuds



Your Average Grow would like to thank you! Yes you, We appreciate you listening to this chaos!Come keep us company!




Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=





discord.gg/youraveragegrow




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4 months ago
1 hour 18 minutes 5 seconds

Your Average Grow
THR CIRCLE Presents Flamm answers the YAG phone

'Flamm joins us



The Circle Hosts are 




Johnny Apple 



Reverend Pirate Frog 



Stoney Alpinist



Howlingbuds



Your Average Grow would like to thank you! Yes you, We appreciate you listening to this chaos!Come keep us company!




Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=





discord.gg/youraveragegrow




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4 months ago
1 hour 31 minutes 56 seconds

Your Average Grow
Green velvets green thumb W/ GreenVelvetFarms

GreenVelvetFarms joins us!



Consider the source always




We appreciate you listening to this chaos! Come keep us company!Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=




Join the Discord  https://discord.gg/youraveragegrow







watch us https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow

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5 months ago
1 hour 14 minutes 39 seconds

Your Average Grow
Your Average Grow follows hosts Johnny Apple And The Reverend Pirate Frog along their journey to becoming better home growers. They bring in a wide range of guests to pick their brains and then relax for a smoke sesh in " The Circle '' where co-hosts Howlingbuds and Stoney Alpinist join them to talk about a wide range of gardening styles.