Join Emily and Ky as they spitball down memory lane and explain all the reasons why they are canceled. There’s many great reasons to choose a costume: comfort, sluttiness, the desire to hide your face, a clever concept, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that laziness can lead to cultural appropriation, so make sure you phone it in with care! Happy Halloween, Cephalohaunts!
When you see claymation/stop motion animation Christmas characters, you know it's going to be good, and weird, and now we can all acknowledge the same truth for Halloween! Join Emily and Ky for a group project full of slackers, the massive plot twist that wasn't, unhinged sandwich oppinions, and songs that are not good, but kind of bangers at the same time. Who's the giant monkey? Why does everyone want the scientist's secrets? Why is everyone sharing rooms in a giant castle? What, actually, is going on at almost any point in this film? Your hosts are not going to find out.
Remember Season 1? We were so innocent, so fresh, so...exactly the same, lol. Do the time warp again with us this Spooky Season as we hearken back to an important episode from 2021! Why? Because people on the tiktok have just now figured out the monster mash may be something more exciting than a new dance craze. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week! Enjoy!
What is the unknown? It could be many things, but let’s just remind you that fingers are cancelled!!! Our silent horror commentary spooky season event continues this year, a mere three weeks after our annual beach day! Pull up that movie, and count down with us to half baked predictions, melodramatic reactions, and dubious insights combed from the Internet. It’s a shorter movie, so we fit it all in one week, leaving us so much October to enjoy more spooky silliness! You’re welcome, Cephelohaunts!
Your hosts initially thought it said “the ghosts of bisexual hall”, but somehow, this multi-plot absurdist feminist romp is even better than that! Get ready for our first Spooky Season Ep of 2025 featuring, sideburns that become mustaches, casually murdery aunts, pet name-happy Italian counts, a wise cracking woke kid, and the liberating power of Cosmo magazine! It’s all coming at you courtesy of aper-claws, the official cocktail of Wine, Weed, Weird!, and our live studio (ghost) audience of one!
How much is this episode about stupid sex courses? Well, it would be more if people would stop accosting Emily and Ky when they're clearly deeply involved in an important conversation at the beach! Get ready for giraffes, dogs, whales, horses, more squirting, shocking revelations, advice on moving with cats, sand stress, and more! Sometimes on the beach, what was lost, is found.
You might think Emily and Ky's job is podcasting, but yall would have to really step up in the tipping department to make that dream a reality. Today, their job is Beach! Finally!! A cool two days before Fall officially begins! Emily has been waiting for the perfect moment to share the inanity of the email list she found herself on with Ky, and this moment, a couple beach ritas and fun guys deep, enjoying the sights and sounds of Iconic Coney Island, is that moment. You are not ready.
Join Emily and Ky for a philosophical deep dive on modern love inspired by an incompetent quad. Have you watched Poly Family yet?? As is so often the case, it is representation…but it’s not very good representation. This episode’s a hoot, though!
Join Emily and Ky two summers ago for a Monday Funday beach adventure with shrooms, margaritas, and silliness! It's been a busy week, and they didn't have a chance to record a new ep, and they're both feeling sad about not having been to the beach together yet this season, so we're pulling up a beach time from the archives! If you've been around, you know our Fun-Guy beach eps are some of our favorites for their care-free chaos, and this one is perhaps a perfect example! Have you seen All Dogs Go to Heaven? Don't worry, they barely have, either.
Emily and Ky have only ever covered one historical figure on the podcast, aside from casual references to historical buffoon Benjamin Franklin, because very few historical figures stand up to our exacting standards here at Wine, Weed, Weird of absolute chaos and strangeness. But that changes today! Iron Mike Malloy, the Rasputin of the Bronx, deserves to be held up, and celebrated, for his utter obliviousness, and frankly dumbfounding ability to survive a rather disorganized, but brutal insurance fraud scheme. Pour one out for a real one, friends. Oh yeah, they also try some completely out of pocket gummies.
Disney may be cricket cowards, but they're water wizards! Or at least, they aren't fools when wet, and neither are Emily and Ky! But you won't hear about any of that for a good half hour while Emily and Ky taunt Teddy and consider halloween costumes, weird game shows, childhood silliness, and more. In addition to the basics in water safety, you'll also learn about spats. What more could you possibly want?
Ok, first of all, Emily is bringing Ky all the hottest badly explained tiktok trends, then Ky comes in hot with a revelation Emily just can't believe, then it turns into the most political episode of the pod ever, and the theological hot takes don't stop coming! Are you ready? No, you're not, but get in anyway; it'll be a hoot!
Shark Week is an institution far too long and storied to be covered in one episode, but Emily and Ky picked a few highlights based on titles from this year's lineup, and, well, lets just say they've been scraping the bottom of the barrel over there for years. But don't worry, there's still plenty to talk about sober, and in the streets. Emily and Ky continue to stan sharks, now that they're clear on the usage and history of the term.
Emily and Ky were too busy to record, so we’re trying something new! Here are two segments that were cut at the time, but are pretty funny. What is dating? What is sex?? Should Emily and Ky do a sitcom? What about porn? Giggle with us because life is silly this week, and we’ll be back with a topic next week, Cephelopods!
Join Emily, Ky, and their grippy flipper frog hands in the streets as they contemplate auto theft, feet bigger than theirs, casual sexism and fatphobia, and the complete lack of security around Bill Gates’ computer. We at Wine, Weed, Weird! don’t want to hear another word about the latest generations getting more stupid. Yall were stupid as hell already. Get on YouTube to take in the world’s first cyber sitcom, then fax yourself some Chinese food and demand justice for Jennifer Aniston with us!
Emily, Ky, and Mike from the Paddywagon are back to judge wishes, hate on Daffy Duck, and consider the meaning of art. They've got a lot of opinions about Loony Tunes, and Mike interviews your hosts about their experience as aerial artists! Enjoy the first ever Wine, Weed, Weird drinking/smoking game: the a hit or a drink every time Emily says Donald instead of Daffy!
Ok, so the ladies of Wine, Weed, Weird, and their guest are meant to be discussing Donald Duck’s Fantastic Island, but between debates about snacks, issues of mistaken Duck identity, and deep discussions on language and cultural appropriation, they didn’t really get to that too much. But don’t fret! They dig in properly in part 2, coming next week! Enjoy this far-reaching conversation with special guest, Mike from Patty’s Pub, and check out his podcast, too! Emily was a guest a few weeks back.
Emily is not prepared to know if this movie is the origination of the expression "smart (phone/house/etc)", so we didn't factcheck it. But it could be! Join us for a film featuring under-utilized robot arms, impossibly decorated cakes, houses that love to jump, and a mysterious hot newspaper lady. Is this Disney Channel Original Movie referencing Ray Bradbury? It's impossible to know, but spoiler alert: we do eventually figure out who the hot newspaper lady is!
Life is full of little problems, and don’t Emily and Ky know it! Well, Disney’s had our backs from way back with these minimally animated, racially incisive, not actually all that helpful inception videos! What, what, what should you do? Tune in for a bop of a theme song, rate the proposed solutions, judge the boy children more harshly than the girl children, and get on the ig, Spotify, or buymeacoffee.com to tell Emily and Ky what you would do! Also don't appropriate black hairstyles in high school. Or pretend you're in a gang.
Emily and Ky are once again wading into the muddy waters of AI because "Ten Drunk Cigarettes" is both a bop that cannot be stopped, and a clarion call for Wine, Weed, Weird values. Is it feminist? Is it the end of the world? Is it rotting our brains? Is murder funny? Yes, ok? Yes, and! Enjoy this shorty, and then go do a girly twirl and listen to the ghost in the machine express both the true meaning of friendship, and the same inane bullshit over and over again!