The plot thickens between Charles, William, and Harry as the King and Prince of Wales meet for a "summit" in Scotland. How thick can this one plot get?! Meanwhile, Princess Anne reveals a new portrait with an iconic grimace and we find unexpected delight in Charles's latest eco-friendly scheme.

It was a week of state visiting in London — and some intrigue from Montecito. All we want to talk about is Queen Camilla’s appreciation for fine wine, her sold-out book festival (we *so* tried to get tickets), and her favorite bunion-busting footwear. We love a sensible Queen. Meanwhile, are Meghan and Harry sending their kids back to the UK for school? All this and more in Windsors & Losers Weekly.

Well — it happened. The long awaited Father Son Summit of 2025 took place last week, with Prince Harry visiting his father King Charles at Clarence House in London. What took place? We may never know. But we do know they had tea, the meeting lasted 55 minutes (lest anyone think Charles has a whole hour for his child), and that the whole thing is really bad for William. In other news, Kate and Anne were style twinsies and Paul Burrell released his long-awaited (by us) third book.

Windsors & Losers is back! Yes, we are both refreshed and rusty — but more than ready to regroup with the Windsors. This week, Eva & Allie recap a duchess's death at 92, the ongoing saga of Harry vs. Charles vs. William, and the joy that is Paul Burrell publishing a third book about his time with the royals (thirty years ago). Do join us, won't you?

We start this week with a reflection on the departure of Natasha Archer, Kate Middleton's longtime trusted stylist, assistant, and probable work bestie. Over at Highgrove, King Charles did *the most* King Charles thing — ever. And it was a good week for William, we reluctantly admit. He and his team responded to public outcry over a money issue and did something about it! Never say royal reporting doesn't matter.

Meghan Markle gets a hard time for selling, but most royals are doing it — including one of our favorites, TPB. In other news, we see — and we note — that the Windsors are roping in celebrities to help get their points across. This... is weird. Finally, Prince George is going to a high school with historical repercussions. It's been *a week* with the Windsors, so do join us for the breakdown.

The heir to the throne welcomed another year, and sources close to him want you to know his plans for when he takes over the top job. And btw: he's not mad about Harry anymore, really! In other news, Kate skips Ascot and leaves a tabloid void filled by... her husband's cousin's new girlfriend. And finally, Eva's dreams come true thanks to a new project of King Charles's that brings Highgrove into your home.

On February 18th, 2005, The Guardian published the decidedly glamorous headline “Charles and Camilla Forced to Wed in Local Register Office.” The tabloids, therefore, crowned future queen Camilla Parker Bowles the "Town Hall Bride.” So how did King Charles's second wife come to have her own second wedding in such an understated location when royal nuptials are usually held in more august venues? This week, we celebrate Charles and Camilla’s 20th wedding anniversary with a re-listen of our episode on Camilla’s low-key (second) wedding — a day which started with her struggling to get out of bed.

Just days after King Charles was named to a list of the richest people in Britain, headlines broke that he's splashing out on a new car that costs six figures. This prompted some armchair historians to think back to the spendy ways of his beloved grandmother, and that causes us to rejoice at the opportunity to revisit the Queen Mother's extravagant ways. Now that was living! This week, Eva & Allie have a laser focus on royal finances, royal finance reporting, and What It All Means. But also — there are new royal puppies!

If we've said it once, we've said it a thousand times: all royal roads lead to Montecito. And this week proves the rule, as we dissect a front-page New York Times article that calls for King Charles to mend fences with Harry. We take a deep dive on Prince Archie's birthday Instagram and what it tells us about Sussex vacations — and we spend more time than necessary breaking down a highly unusual front-door camera photo of Prince Harry. A 'new' interview with Duchess Sophie — and an actually recent Q&A with James Middleton — also have links to Harry and Meghan. What is going on!?

Prince Harry may have chatted with the BBC this week while his wife Meghan made headlines for using her sort-of-rescinded "HRH" title, but we at Windsors & Losers HQ are focused on the real breaking news: King Charles issuing a royal warrant for his favorite bath oil. In this week's episode, Eva and Allie dive deep on KC's bath time rituals, Prince Edward's blink-and-you'll-miss-it trip to America, a royal cousin, and Fergie's seeming return to the royal fold.

Windsors & Losers is back from Spring Break in time for the latest from royal reporting G.O.A.T. Tina Brown. In her interview with The Daily Telegraph, Tina laments the absence of Harry's sizzle from the family — and complains about things being *too* competently run over at Windsor HQ. But where Tina steps back, we step forward! This episode brings you trenchant analysis on Charles and Camilla’s 20th wedding anniversary, the late Queen’s lunch habits, and Will and Kate’s anniversary plans at a Scottish 'Heir-B-N-B.' Consider us your auditory flower sprinkles: lacking in any real nourishment but nonetheless colorful.

It’s royal-adjacency week over here at Windsors & Losers, with a specific focus on Pippa, Mike, Tom... and Bouijis. That's right — we're feeling nostalgic about the quasi-return of the notorious London watering hole (and particular favorite of young Harry, William and Kate), but we’re also reflecting on how polarizing opinions of Meghan might actually be good for her business.

Meghan goes head-to-head with Harry's cousins, Amelia and Eliza Spencer, in a war of the rosés. Cressida Bonas, launches a podcast — in which she’s annoyingly unlikely to say anything at all about her ex, Prince Harry. Prince William plans a trip abroad to see a soccer match, of course. King Charles, meanwhile, was in the hospital, but is keeping his plans for a state trip to Italy in place. And finally, the Sussexes and the Waleses celebrate UK Mother's Day on Instagram with a photo of a lemon tart and a video featuring William’s calves. You guess which is which.

The royals are back at it. Prince William takes some tank travel and enters a new touchy-feely era with Princess Kate. King Charles opens Highgrove for a woo woo new cause. He also giveth — and taketh — some royal warrants from storied champagne houses. And finally, Queen Camilla is making breaking brooch news! Allie and Eva are on the royal brooch beat.

Windsors & Losers WEEKLY! is joined by Victoria Murphy, author, contributing editor at Town & Country, frequent ABC royal commentator, and the only person in the room who actually knows what Meghan’s last name is. Eva and Allie talk with Victoria about the latest weird and wonderful royal headlines, including King Charles’s new house (next to Camilla's old house), William’s enduring passion (for footie), and Victoria's reaction to Meghan's Netflix cooking show.