Comedian and writer Brandon Wardell joins the pod to talk Sausage McGriddles, coexist stickers, and Bikini Bottom. The gang also covers blacking out at minor league baseball games, eating 20 pounds of eggplant to catch a buzz, and Brandon’s business pitch: Mamava Pods After Dark. Plus, they invent old-timey baseball names and draft sayings that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP NEW MERCH HERE: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg FOLLOW BRANDON: https://www.instagram.com/bswardell LISTEN TO THE BRANDON JAMEL SHOW: https://open.spotify.com/show/2K1DrD9rpiDHKXJBdInlCF?si=cc7a35f6d25a4b1e SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. LIGHTSTRIKE - THE FIRST HARD BEVERAGE BUILT FOR THE LONG GAME. VISIT https://www.drinklightstrike.com TODAY.  SHOP SKIMS MENS AT https://www.skims.com/PLAYDATE AND SKIMS STORES. 00:00 Intro 07:22 Meet Brandon 12:06 Believe Science 15:58 Why is the president always married? 24:53 Who put that in the butter? 30:54 ITYSL 37:03 The Fall of X 46:00 Military Bases 53:51 Privatizing Twitter Likes 58:59 Roadmap/Pitch Submissions 01:17:19 Pitches 01:26:49 This Guy Rocks 01:37:59 Teach Me Something 01:43:48 Drafts #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices