A fast, clear walkthrough of the “Cooker Wars” timeline, from a viral march brand to four competing groups, collapsing turnouts, and a movement that sells outrage without outcomes. We map the players, the optics problem, and why economic pain makes people vulnerable to grifters. • Gaza protest optics triggering a copycat “March for Australia” wave • NSN claiming involvement and the credibility collapse that followed • Monica Smith’s rebrand to Put Australia First and calls for sponsorship • ...