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Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee
56 episodes
1 week ago
Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!
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Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!
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Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Anyway...So #22 - Origins of the 6..7 Meme and Getting Robbed On FB Marketplace

Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.

Hello everybody. Today we're talking about getting robbed on FB marketplace, how long it would take to sail to Italy from NYC, a service dog that was stolen in Chicago, and the origins of the phrase “6...7!” Remember to rate and review and send in a submission. Thanks!






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2 weeks ago
51 minutes 38 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
#21 - Taylor Swift's Album S*cks and That's Good

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic


Hello everybody. Today we're talking about the backlash to Taylor Swift’s bad album, my volunteering experience, the movie Trainspotting, and having an unripe banana brain. We also help a caller decide how to deal with overbearing DIY parents and follow up on a cringe submission. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!



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3 weeks ago
1 hour 7 minutes 44 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
#20 - My RV Trip to Maine, Charlie Sheen's Doc, and Greta Is Cooler Than You

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic


Hello everybody. Today we're talking about my RV trip to Maine, getting too many birthday texts, the Charlie Sheen documentary, and people who hate on Greta Thunberg. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!

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4 weeks ago
1 hour 1 minute 25 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
#18 - MTA Conductor’s Cringe Submission, Orange Wine, and Drama at Parties

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problems


What’s up everyone, today we’re under a bridge in Astoria park and we’re talking about good drama at parties, how orange wine is made, how to deal with a listener’s loud neighbors, and a cringe submission from a Metro North conductor. Have a great week!


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1 month ago
41 minutes 5 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Anyway, So... #17 - Welcome to Goof Town

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problems


Hello everyone. Today I’m back in the wild, specifically at Lehman College in the Bronx! I answer a submission about competing with your ex in the dating world, talk about peak boyhood, and go over my week. Enjoy!

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1 month ago
40 minutes 20 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
#16 - Dating on Snapchat, Zohran Benching, and SDIYBT

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!

Wassup everyone. Today we take some calls and discuss Snapchat as a dating app, biking with Birkenstocks on, Zohran benching 135, using the term “gay” in 2025 and a voicemail my uncle left my dad after seeing Weapons. 


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1 month ago
59 minutes 56 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Anyway So Ep. #15 - Snoop Dogg’s Homophobia and Everyone is Overanalyzing “Weapons”

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!


Wassup everyone. Today we’re back in my bedroom studio to take some calls and talk about wood chucks, how everyone is getting the main theme of “Weapons” wrong, and Snoop Dogg not understanding how two women can have a baby.  


Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!

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2 months ago
55 minutes 33 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
#14 - Performative Men, Red Pilled Interviewers and English Pigeons

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!


Wassup guys. I’m coming straight to you from Hyde Park on another ep of Anyway So: Touching Grass edition. I talk about performative men, partying with hicks, British pigeons, and floundering a bit in your 30s. 


Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice. 



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2 months ago
1 hour 2 minutes 34 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Anyway, So... Episode #12. - How To Have A Summer and Ozzy Osbourne’s Bat Story

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!

what's up everyone. I drove to Montauk and recorded this in my friend's guest room on a different mic. I talk about the things that make a summer successful, whether Ozzy actually bit the head off a live bat, and tea bag pillows.

Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice.


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2 months ago
55 minutes 11 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Anyway, So... Episode #11. - LBJ’s Giant Piece, Sydney Sweeney Rage Bait, and Eleanor Roosevelt Was Based

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!


what's up everyone. Sorry for the sound quality on this one with the sirens and background noise…I thought recording outside would be a nice change and instead it was a nightmare for audio quality :). This week we're talking about the American Eagle controversy, reading fire quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt, finding out LBJ named his hog “jumbo,” and realizing sometimes I have no rizz.

 

Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!


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3 months ago
46 minutes 42 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
#9. - Astronomer CEO's Fake Apology, Cardi B is Mad, and Grammar Nazis

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!

REMEMBER to sub to the new feed. Not sure how much longer I'll be posting here.


what's up. This week we're talking about the Astronomer CEO fiasco and his fake apology, Cardi B getting heated over someone saying her BBL smells (which is nuts), and people who call themselves "grammar nazis" like it's a personality trait. Plus we listen to another voicemail. 


Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!



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3 months ago
53 minutes 47 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
#8 - Buc-ee's: The Most American Place on Earth

Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this past week!


what's up. This week I'm talking about my trip to Buc-ee's and why it is peak American culture, that wild Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix, and proper gym etiquette when someone asks how many set's you have left. Also I talk about some random social anxiety I have as per usual. enjoy.


Remember to call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!



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3 months ago
44 minutes 38 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Anyway, So... #6 - I'm getting a Labubu

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What's up. This week I talk the F1 movie, overcoming social anxiety and embarrassing situations with a fool proof plan and the obsessions with Labubu dolls.

Hit the line at 347-566-9741 with your questions or stories!

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4 months ago
48 minutes 11 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
#5 - How I (almost) Climbed Cotopaxi

Today I discuss everything that went into my attempt at hiking the second largest volcano in Ecuador, Cotopaxi. I give advice for anyone who wants to attempt the climb and explain why we couldn't make it to the top. 


347-566-9741 You can now CALL the show and leave a message asking for advice or telling me a cute little story. 347-566-9741 


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4 months ago
53 minutes 11 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Anyway, So...#4 - I'm in Ecuador

Remember to head to the Anyway, So... feed and subscribe to Dylan's new podcast!

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4 months ago
43 minutes 7 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
#2 - Tom Cruise Is The Man

What's up. I saw Mission Impossible and talk about why Tom Cruise rules. I also get into the origins of the "My Shayla" meme and Glorilla's nose job. Remember to subscribe to the actual "Anyway, So..." feed! Have a good day, luv u.

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5 months ago
43 minutes 51 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Listen to Dylan's new podcast 😎

What's up everyone. Dylan has a new solo podcast, take a listen and subscribe at Anyway...So on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

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5 months ago
45 minutes 28 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Being His Selena Gomez | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee #39

☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Usama and Dylan immediately open the show with a call from Allie who quickly explains the Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber drama. Then she asks about whether every boyfriend has a Selena in his past and what to do when her boyfriend brings up an ex. Later Ken calls to ask about whether he should let a new girl move in who lost her apartment or just date a homeless person. Some more WILD developments happen on the show that you'll just have to tune in for! .📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com 📧 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Find Dylan here:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en

Find Usama here:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en



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2 years ago
51 minutes 24 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
He Should Call You | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee #38

☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today the boys open up taking a live update from Winnie on the mountains. Then we listen to a follow up from Julia about the man who decided to drop everything in an instant. Later Vishali calls in to discuss whether they should mess with a man’s emotions and how men can sense when you’re moving on. Plus Kelsey asks if the women should wait for the man to reach out after the first date and review her Hinge.📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com 📧 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Find Dylan here:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/dylanjpalladino

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanjpalladino?lang=en

Find Usama here:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/?hl=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/usamastandsup?lang=en

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@usamastandsup?lang=en

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2 years ago
50 minutes 27 seconds

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Self Defense Tips w/Lily | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee

Lily is filling in for Usama to catch everyone up on her life, ChatGPT, whether it's legal to have sex with a corpse, and much more!

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2 years ago
42 minutes 1 second

Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!