Today’s topics:
1. Yankees knew torpedo bats. Should it be considered cheating?
2. Babysitter finds man under bed after child complained of monster under the bed
3. Frida to launch breastmilk flavored ice cream
Today’s topics:
1. A plane passenger suing United Airlines and the Department of Homeland Security after a pilot allegedly broke down bathroom door
2. Perfectly Round Egg Sells for ~$550 at Auction
3. 23 players break world record for longest basketball game
Today’s topics:
1. RIP George Foreman + info on just how lucrative the George Forman grills were
2. World's Most Expensive canine sells for over $5.8 Million
3. Joe Exotic offers to deport his illegal husband in exchange for jail pardon
Today’s topics:
1. A modular home company helping LA wildfire victims rebuild w/ 3D printing homes from plastic bottles
2. Two Japanese tourists detained and deported after one exposed his butt cheeks at the Great Wall
3. Jury awards $60 million to delivery driver after hot Starbucks drink scalds genitals
Today’s topics:
1. Michelin chef concocted old book-flavored pudding
2. Pringles to release two new beer can flavors in partnership with Miller Light
3. Woman with Black belt fights off would-be robber wearing her new heels
Today’s topics:
1. Vegetable orchestra earned Guinness World Record
2. Southwest to end free checked bag policy
3. Josh Allen contract extension for $330M including $250M in guaranteed money + more NFL trade talk
Today’s topics:
1. Miami commissioners considering renaming streets after hit songs
2. Scientists seeking to revive the Woolly Mammoth and announce creation of “woolly mouse”
3. Man accidentally shoots himself in foot while attempting to kill cockroach
Other topics:
1a. LeBron James passes 50,000 career points
1b. Casey Anthony makes TikTok debut
Today’s topics:
1. DoorDash to pay $17 million to drivers for pocketing their tips
2. Harry Styles wows with Tokyo marathon time
3a. Oklahoma toddler calls 911 for help during doughnut emergency
3b. Baby born at Krispy Kreme + many perks to follow because of that
Today’s topics:
1. JFK’s underwear sells at auction for $9,000 + Zuckerberg hoodies sells for over $15k
2. Fyre Festival 2 happening and tickets on sale for $1.1 million (even though local Mexican government denies knowing about the event)
3. App that makes you touch grass before scrolling on TikTok
Today’s topics:
1. Two thieves in France stole a wallet and used the card to buy a scratch-off lottery ticket-and won €500,000 ($523,000).
2. The New York Yankees are allowing players to grow "well-groomed beards" after nearly 50 years of the rule
3. Celsius to buy health and wellness drinks brand Alani Nutrition in a $1.8 billion deal
Extra story: A group of Canadian service dogs recently had attended a musical to pass their performance test
Today’s topics:
1. Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Bobby Miller hit in head by 106 MPH baseball
2a. KFC headquarters relocating to Texas
2b. KY priest raised $30,000 for charities after convincing Pope Francis to sign 2 bottles of bourbon
3. Coca-Cola is launching prebiotic soda ‘Simply Pop’
+ a few other random topics
Today’s topics:
1. Researchers took a whiff of Egyptian mummies and describe the smell
2. Michigan judge sentences Walmart shoplifters to wash cars
3. China zoo selling tiger urine for $7
Bonus topics:
1. Fan beats Damian Lillard to win $100,000 in Mr. Beast logo shot challenge
2. Enhanced Games? Disruptor that could allow some steroids in sports
Today’s topics:
1. American woman going viral in Pakistan after flying to meet potential husband
2. 100,000 eggs stolen from PA organic farm
3. Beavers make a dam in 2 days that the Czech Republic government spent 7 years planning to build
Bonus story: man hits half court shot and won’t get pay out
Today’s topics:
1. Apple challenges Partiful with new party planning app
2. Indian woman swindles husband to sell kidney on black market, takes money and runs away with her lover
3. Baby shark born in a tank with two female sharks
Today’s topics:
1. AliExpress sends photo of drill instead of drill to shopper
2. Zoo paints dogs to look like tigers // TX zoo lets you buy cockroach and name after ex to be fed to animals
3. Side effects of “carnivore diet” leaves man’s hands covered in yellow ooze
Today’s topics:
1. Mac Miller new album
2. Influencer removes 6 ribs and says she will make a crown out of them
3. Coors Light rebrand
Today’s topics:
1. Woman scammed out of $850,000 after thinking she’s in a relationship with Brad Pitt
2. Robotics company releasing AI companion dolls ranging from $12,000-$175,000
3. Police deliver pizza after arresting delivery drivers
Today’s topics:
1. Tattoo artist under fire after tattooing 9 year old girl
2. 100 year old becomes Home Depot’s oldest employee
3. New study shows people who drink coffee in the morning less likely to die of heart problems
Today’s topics:
1. Girl Scout cookies season is here + they announce retirement of two flavors
2. Mr. Wonderful announces plans to purchase Tik Tok
3. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag house burned down in California Palisades fire
Today’s topics:
1. Golden Globes Recap
2. Breaking Bad house for sale in New Mexico for $4 million dollars
3. Zoo keeper walks into lion enclosure to impress finance, gets mauled