Robot children assassins! Thumb thumbs! Floops’ Fooglies! Submarine car! Make sense? Of course not, but that doesn’t matter because this movie is a BLAST. Join Carmen and Junie as they go to save their parents from evil science magic. Will they save Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino? Will Alan Cumming just get to make his art? Will Tony Shalhoub and Robert Patrick conquer the world? Are we just name-dropping now? Grab your spy gear and instant Big Macs and take an hour and a half to become Spy Kids with us! And we cannot forget, UNCLE MACHETE.