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Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
Church of Misandry
120 episodes
9 months ago
Hello and welcome to what’s likely the most vulgar & in depth Killing Eve podcast in existence! We are Candice & Terrence Polastri, two NYC-based nerds who love women, cussing, misandry, and especially Killing Eve. Join us as we deep dive into the BBC hit with ridiculously long episodes, meta upon meta breakdowns, and mini news updates on the cast and crew. Also be sure to follow us on all the things! Twitter - @wellvillanelle Insta - @wellwellvillanelle

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Hello and welcome to what’s likely the most vulgar & in depth Killing Eve podcast in existence! We are Candice & Terrence Polastri, two NYC-based nerds who love women, cussing, misandry, and especially Killing Eve. Join us as we deep dive into the BBC hit with ridiculously long episodes, meta upon meta breakdowns, and mini news updates on the cast and crew. Also be sure to follow us on all the things! Twitter - @wellvillanelle Insta - @wellwellvillanelle

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Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve - "Hello Losers" Part IV

The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from the gays gaze. The end of the episode is what it is and our reactions are covered in this final part of "Hello Losers".


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


PART IV

00:31 - "Hello Losers" says Laura, to the audience

04:13 - It's almost the end... the water is ominous

07:19 - Two mysterious portals appear to land of het renewal!

16:43 - A last homophobic allegory to the Creation of Adam

26:56 - It's THE END, coping with the aftermath

33:32 - We did, we recapped the final episode



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3 years ago
46 minutes 43 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part III

We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever been and Eve is at her jauntiest. We could have had it alllllllll! However sadly, the only gay wedding we get is one that makes no sense, as Eve and Villanelle embark on their final mission to take out the 12.


More than halfway into the “finale” and it begins to feel like there were only six episodes of the show written with the first and last split into two. The fluff that we get would be fine and not cause for alarm, had this not been dubbed as the final time we interact with any of these characters for the series.


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


PART III

03:13 - Sapphic science and the implied smash

05:31 - Repeating scenes to "amplify" the implied smash

19:10 - Villanelle as the "bottom" forevermore

19:54 - The Barn Swallow and bullshit with Pam and Carolyn

21:48 - EVE HAS HER HAIR DOWN! In this Ted talk I will-

26:39 - Carolyn talks to Eve, but it makes no sense

30:07 - Pam informs Villanelle that Konstantin is dead

34:34 - The now digital 12 sends Eve a location

38:49 - Scoping out the Dixie Queen, the 12, & a wedding

40:15 - Carolyn and Pam AGAIN... so Pam can walk away

43:02 - Back to the Dixie Queen for murder and bullshit

50:15 - Eve and Villanelle kiss for the last time

53:36 - A beautiful gay wedding, where nothing makes any sense



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3 years ago
1 hour 1 minute 47 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part II

Villanelle and Eve, squatting in bush, then K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! We are here at what Laura dubbed the "piss kiss", but first, our favorite murder sapphics have stumbled upon an unassuming het couple with matching scars, and now they must all share a bothy! We get domesticity, witty jokes, tarot card readings and gay crime. It was almost perfect, but Laura Neal would never stand for that! Carolyn says stuff to Pam and Pam says stuff to Carolyn, none of it is important or necessary, but it is still said. Imagine writing for a spin off that doesn't exist yet??? As the breakdown continues we debate aloud about some of the choices production made and if they served the story overall, while also focusing on the beauty of Villaneve's first true kiss.


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


PART II

00:53 - Carolyn arrives at Heathrow Airport to meet Hugo

02:29 - Oh look it's a bothy! (Google it)

08:43 - In London at the MI-6 safe house

12:57 - Villaneve suffers the hets and their tarot cards

18:20 - Carolyn gets what she wants + domesticity with Villaneve

21:51 - Eve and Villanelle finally SLEEP together & there's scar play!!

32:04 - Villaneve snack and drive in a camper van

37:58 - Truck shop shenanigans and intense lesbian energy from Villanelle

42:46 - In Hempstead in with Carolyn and Pam and bullshit

44:00 - Eating curly fries and flirting like assassin hoes

46:05 - An old MI-6 hang is revealed as a clue

48:22 - ACT 2: How Laura handles Bill's murder

52:14 - Carolyn and Pam continue to talk needlessly

56:39 - We arrive at the infamous "Piss Kiss"

58:44 - Villanelle is willing to do whatever Eve wants

1:06:43 - We got the (implied) SMASH!!!



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3 years ago
1 hour 8 minutes 13 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part I

Wow, we're back friends! Finally f*cking back with our recap of the final episode, of the final goddamn season of Killing Eve. After marinating on the depravity given to us by Laura Neal for the past few months, we're displeased to report that no, it doesn't get better 😩🤣. The rage does not dissipate, the hurt doesn't lessen- it only evolves. Please join us as we begin our dive into the last episode, heartbreak be damned! With Beyoncé reminding us that Laura Neal May break our hearts but won’t break out soul, we eviscerate the episode for what we felt just didn’t work from a myriad of perspectives to show that the lack of Emmy noms wasn’t just a political move.. that it was warranted. Prepare thine ears, and here we go!


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:31 - We back in this bihh!!! #TraumaClowns

20:01 - Starting again at the almost beginning

25:24 - Villanelle pulls up to find Gunn on the ground & Eve in a tree

27:41 - Gunn whistles while she... hunts??

34:07 - Villaneve has their first fight of the episode

43:43 - A return to Gunn's cabin, where they find a surprise

49:39 - Eve and Villanelle drive off rudely, in a boat

50:46 - ACT 1: Summing up disappointments with Gunn

56:40 - Another couples fight on Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors



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3 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes 26 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part III

Come with me and you'll be, in a world of Laura Neal's creation. Take a look, bra ta ta taaa, into her confabulations!!!!! We'll begin with some worms,

on Gunn's sapphic island of horrors, hunting pigs, and dirty nails, defy gay explanation!!! Look clowns, there's no way to put this lightly alright? Recapping the final two episodes of Killing Eve is PAINFUL. We don't want to do it, yet here we are. Many questions still remain about what exactly thee fuck went down on Gunn's island, but we do our best to make sense of it all in this part 3 of The End of Killing Eve: Making Dead Things Look Nice.


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


0:31 - Konstantin gets a phone call in bed

4:29 - Carolyn goes to Salsburg to meet a bird man

8:05 - Pam with Konstantin looking like shit

8:59 - Vlad tries to flex on Carolyn

11:47 - Gun and Villanelle on the hunt

13:02 - Martin visits Eve at "home"

18:23 - Being gay in the woods

23:04 - The 12 goes digital with Pam at the carnival

25:15 - Gunn offers Villanelle worms by the fire

29:13 - Eve takes down her murder wall

33:46 - Carolyn gets the old man snatched

35:04 - Eve gets a flight to Scotland

40:14 - Konstantin meets his end with a pizza cutter

46:58 - Eve arrives to Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors

53:39 - Villanelle cackles as Gunn gives chase

54:49 - Eve appears like a small deer in headlights

59:18 - Does Gunn really have wifi?

1:01:10 - The fucking end to episode 7




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3 years ago
1 hour 7 minutes 37 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part II

Hey hoes, we're back in this bihhh, but we still haven't started the recap 🤣 We continue on our tangents about gay mess and pirates, including a short jaunt into time travel, before finally delving into episode 7 of Series 4 entitled "Making Dead Things Look Nice." In this penultimate episode of the final season, Villanelle is all up in Gunn’s island watching her lay down the law, lift, and hunt. Chasing a lead after being betrayed in Berlin, Villanelle is informed by Gunn of her motives and her desire not to have her way of life tampered with.


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


0:30 - More tangents on what KE didn't do

1:27 - A brief spoilery jaunt into Black Sails shenanigans

24:53 - Another tangent, but this time it's time travel

40:15 - OK, finally getting into goddamn episode 7

45:25 - Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors

48:22 - So Eve apparently DOES have a job

52:29 - Karaoke and protein shakes lead to final goodbyes

58:44 - Faux leaves us with a bad taste and bad advice



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3 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes 19 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part I

You guys, it's been MONTHS, and we're still not over the ending of Killing Eve. In the weeks since Laura Neal decided to debut her depraved homophobic fantasies before our eyes, we've accepted that we'll never be over it, and that all we can really hope for are better coping strategies as time marches on. Have we discovered what those strategies will be? Not really, but "Fuck Laura Neal" remains a prayer and a wish that acts as a balm to our wounded souls. In this first part of our recap, we provide an update on the pulse of Killing Eve nation, discuss a nihilistic Eve Polastri, concepts of queerbaiting in media + coming up with new terms for new bullshit, while also discussing why a sexy show like Killing Eve had so little sex.


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:

0:30 - We're back and it's time to celebrate good news!!!

18:37 - The pulse of Killing Eve nation

33:23 - A nihilistic Eve at the end of Series 2

47:07 - KE as queerbait or something else: poll results

49:36 - Coming up with new terms for homophobia in media

53:20 - Queerness and concepts of exploitation

1:00:54 - Sex with meaning in Killing Eve

1:05:17 - Concepts of gratuitous sex

1:07:14 - Missing moments with Gunn and Helene



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3 years ago
1 hour 11 minutes 5 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part III

We've reached the end of our prologue, but it is only the beginning of our deconstruction of Killing Eve. In this final part of the prologue we rundown the plethora of wonderful article headlines, detailing the utter failure of the writers, Sally's #girlboss ethos from The Hollywood Reporter, and previews of rants from snacks to come.


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


02:25 - The end of Collider with Laura

12:37 - A rundown of shitty headlines about the finale

31:17 - Terrence brings up Sally & The Hollywood Reporter

46:13 - The travesty of the fashion, or lack thereof

1:02:40 - Stopping for now

1:07:30 - Shout out to Jessica!




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3 years ago
1 hour 14 minutes 37 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part II

In part two of our prologue, we continue going in on Laura Neal's decidedly homophobic Decider article. After raging for several more minutes, we take a break to examine the absolutely bewildering words of Sally Woodard Gentle, before heading back into the eye of the storm with another interview with Laura from Collider. We still can't believe this is real life. Words were said, but nothing makes any sense.


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:31 - The Case of Laura Neal: Decider (cont.)

31:35 - Sally speaks to Deadline... why Sally???

48:54 - Laura talks more bullshit to Collider




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3 years ago
1 hour 11 minutes 16 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part I

Well damn, Killing Eve is officially over and it's left us feeling a way. After sitting with the final two episodes for a week, much like a meal at a friendly familiar gathering, in this prologue the Polastris begin to recall moments in which the feels felt similar in tv + cinema past. After finale interviews began making their rounds, the tone deafness read not only as violent, but as that of people who neither knew or respected what they had on their hands. It’s a fumble of historic proportions- if the IMDb scores, fandom, and reviews are any indication. It’s time the Polastris stop being polite and start getting real. Your Killing Eve epilogue begins here. Please adjust your volume accordingly. v


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:32 - We're finally back, still sad and VERY MAD

16:59 - Unpacking how we felt during and after the finale

34:32 - Sentiments from friends about the finale

41:48 - Examining the 'Bury Your Gays' trope

42:52 - Terrence's first trope tragedy

48:31 - Candice's first trope tragedy

1:04:13 - Queers of yore vs the icons of today

1:08:01 - Don't shit on queer content!!!

1:11:44 - The Case of Laura Neal: Decider



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3 years ago
1 hour 22 minutes 15 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
4.06 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" Part II

Dark!Eve continues to rise! We're back to recap part two of "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" and discuss the continued leveling up of Eve Polastri. Where's it all leading to? Will her journey with Villanelle be paralleled to that of Cupid and Psyche? Has Carolyn truly lost everything?? Will Villanelle and Gunn partake in extreme cottagecore lesbian shenanigans???


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:31 - Eve confronts Carolyn at Lars cabin in the woods

06:08 - Lars tries to make a move on Carolyn

09:24 - Carolyn left alone with Eve's handy work

09:58 - Eve is day drinking again. What now??

10:48 - Villanelle on drugs, goes to meet Gunn

14:00 - Previews for next week!

19:41 - Sandra & Jodie and the genius of improvisation

24:12 - An evolved muse for the death wish list

31:02 - A mini muse on the beginning of the episode

32:12 - Eve's journey and comparisons to Cupid & Psyche

37:36 - So apparently they're working on a spin off

41:47 - Shoutout to Kayleigh for "serving it soft"

42:21 - A tangent on 'Purity at Pride'

48:55 - We're so excited... .and so scared



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3 years ago
52 minutes 54 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
4.06 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" Part I

Salutations fellow clowns! We're officially 2 episodes away from the end of Killing Eve, are you ready for the smash!!!! We knew gay mess was bound to go down between Eve, Villanelle, and Helene, but we didn't expect it to be so soon. Join us as we recap episode 6 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" which is easily the best episode of the series so far.


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:27 - The Last Clown Disco!!!

06:08 - Eve tries her best to take care of Villanelle

09:25 - Carolyn at the cabin with Lars

10:55 - Pam uses her skills to save Villanelle

14:49 - Lars makes more demands of Carolyn

16:50 - Eve watches Villanelle sleep

21:09 - Konstantin asks Pam about her plans

22:04 - Eve pulls up on Villanelle in a mobility scooter

24:58 - Eve calls Faux in desperation, because of course

26:34 - Villanelle gets a mysterious assist from Gunn

29:02 - It's Fernanda! But she's marked for death

31:10 - Pam calls Konstantin with second thoughts

32:18 - Carolyn meets up with Helene for a lady villain jaunt off

37:16 - Pam makes a decision to start hew new career

39:18 - Eve chases Helene in a taxi in Germany

40:08 - Lars has a mantrum after learning of Helene

41:12 - Pam has a lovely het moment at the roller disco

43:20 - Helene waiting at her hotel for Sappho and death

56:00 - Eve in the dirt, lost and wallowing

58:16 - Eve confesses her work history at the taxi stand



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3 years ago
1 hour 1 minute 19 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
4.05 "Don't Get Attached"

The Polastris take on Carolyn’s Pinner this episode! Will the flashbacks of seasons past alter the flavor of the backstory being built before our eyes? Will Eves’ shenanigans take us out the paint? Or will the sapphic vapors lead her to discover whats been in front of her eyes the entire time? 


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:

00:33 - Live from the Delta Quadrant!

10:13 - Breakfast with Benita and a special request

12:06 - Eve watches Chloe in secret & Konstantin meets up with Pam

14:16 - Eve tries to hide her latest shenanigan from Faux

18:17 - Villanelle sets up Camilo with performance

21:30 - Party like its 1979 at Carolyn's father's house

25:38 - Villanelle agrees to kill a gaggle of men for Benita's friends

27:10 - Carolyn pops in on Carolina 40 yrs later

29:20 - Pam impresses at the Carnival again, with no effort

30:51 - Eve takes Chloe to class to learn about Cupid and Psyche

37:58 - Helene waits for Eve and Chloe back at the hotel

40:34 - Carolyn breaks into a house in the past and the future

42:04 - Eve steals a projector and makes a discovery

43:17 - Carolyn and Konstantin pull guns on each other

48:27 - Pam and Konstantin get an unexpected visitor in Villanelle

48:50 - Eve recklessly jaunts to Helene for a meeting

50:34 - Villanelle drags Konstantin while searching for info on Helene

56:14 - Carolyn finds a cabin in the woods

57:09 - Eve and Helene wait in the car for Cupid's evil arrow

1:01:49 - Preview for next week

1:08:35 - Directionless musing at the end



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3 years ago
1 hour 36 minutes 22 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
4.04 "It's Agony And I'm Ravenous" Part II

We're back for part two to recap the darkest part of this episode, and that is the conclusion of the Gay Games between Helene and Eve. Two Sapphic murderers decided to Netflix and chill, and we don't think we'll ever be over it. What of the missing hours??? Is this Forest of Dean 2.0? Does Villanelle have Sapphic telepathy?


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:31 - Carolyn and Villanelle visit the toeless man

02:48 - Eve finds the photo she needs and gets an invitation from Helene

03:16 - Toeless man has a misandry date with Villanelle

07:32 - Pam tricks Konstantin and sends him into the sea

08:58 - Games and shenanigans at El Hombre de los Caras

18:03 - Helene invites Eve over for a bath and gay games

30:20 - Carolyn does a dare before making tracks

34:46 - Eve and Helene Netflix and chill with a plot twist

45:17 - EVE POLASTRI WHY??????????





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3 years ago
53 minutes 51 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
4.04 "It's Agony And I'm Ravenous" Part I

Greetings friends! We have reached the halfway point of the series and not nary a smash has been had! In this episode, Candice and Terrence recap the gaucheries that was “Cuba”, the additional missing hours, and where our faves end up by the episodes conclusion. What is happening? Why is it happening? We don't know, but we venture on in hope of beautiful Villaneve moments to come.


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Chapter Marks:


00:31 - Back for another ridiculous recap!

04:24 - Villanelle spends 2secs in jail and Eve has desert with Helene

10:56 - Pam meets Konstantin who is rude to her

13:46 - Eve meets up with Faux to use him for more info

16:32 - Helene breaks Villanelle out of fake jail

18:52 - Carolyn meets Benita and a man with no toes in Havana

20:00 - Konstantin gives Pam her first "assignment"

23:29 - Faux and Eve get a match from eBay

24:31 - Carolyn debases herself for a man with no toes

28:15 - Carolyn gets taken while thinking about her life and choices

28:55 - Konstantin calls Helene to complaint and gets checked

32:03 - Villanelle takes Carolyn to the beach

36:20 - Pam finds her happy at a Carnival

40:56 - Storytime with Carolyn and Villanelle

46:06 - Benita has a meal for her good girls

47:48 - A rant on the sanctity of mangoes

58:16 - Eve and her British accent visit a shop in Paris

59:33 - Carolyn and Villanelle eat Benita's good food



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3 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 16 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
Killing Eve Snackisode 403.5 - Sapphic Terrorism and Betrayal Part II

We're back with part two, as we answer a handful of the many inbox queries in this portion of the Snackisode. Tensions are rising as those who are an episode ahead aren’t the happiest. Are we still on the road to a Villaneve smash or is the fandom on a train of devastation as its final destination?


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:41 - Gayo Correo

01:00 - A Villaneve muse inspired by a DM

12:14 - Did Villanelle said anything true in Series 3?

25:40 - Elisa

35:04 - Daria

45:26 - Jessica

50:17 - A plea to renew Jessica's faith

59:38 - Final Takes

59:44 - Terrence's Final Take

1:02:57 -  Candice's Final Take

1:07:16 - Fav Line of the Week

1:07:30 - "Can I stay the night"

1:08:37 - The Love Speech +




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3 years ago
1 hour 15 minutes 17 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
Killing Eve Snackisode 403.5 - Sapphic Terrorism and Betrayal Part I

Greetings from the bad place! In this weeks Snackisode, Candice and Terrence attempt to justify the choices made in the season so far, but with the Polastris running on low faith as Terrence is resigned to doom and gloom, can Candice light the way to Villaneve being cannon in spite of where the episode left us? 


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:31 - Greetings from the bad place!

02:01 - Corrections

02:12 - A massive correction from Terrence

04:05 - A correction of regret from Candice

08:55 - Revelations

09:07 - Jodie Comer has a new show entering pre-production

20:07 - Fiona Shaw lands new gig on Anansi Boys

21:20 - Sandra Oh's Umma is in theaters!

22:24 - Killing Eve official is finally giving things away!

23:57 - New TVLine article with Laura Neal

36:48 - Musings

36:56 - Terrence muses about the relevance of Faux

40:23 - Candice muses on the origin of the first lesbian Jesus

48:51 - A muse from Terrence about Carolyn's real mission

53:58 - A muse on the pain Eve wants for Villanelle and what she doesn't want

1:01:29 - Musing on what Terrence calls "throwaway content"

1:07:47 - A muse about an alternative to the cloister scenario

1:11:20 - Musing about Eve vs Faux: A showdown of het shenanigans

1:14:31 - How betrayed would we feel if Eve pulls a blade on Helene?




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3 years ago
1 hour 20 minutes 41 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
4.03 "A Rainbow in Beige Boots" Part II

We were warned there would be highs and lows for those who were team Villaneve yet we still were not ready for what appeared on screen! As the recap continues, join us as we cling desperately to what we know for sure while the show drives us ever closer to the end of the series once and for all. 


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Chapter Marks:


00:31 - "Nicole", Fernanda, and spoiled nuts

04:35 - Villanelle and Martin dine on Lunchabes at therapy

08:45 - Pam embalms her bro and confesses to Helene

11:02 - Konstantin and his chubby bangers

13:01 - Carolyn gets an update on the latest murder

14:59 - Eve and Faux back on their bullshit ???

16:51 - Carolyn at a BBQ with Vlad

19:33 - Eve back at the hotel with a note from Helene

21:08 - Villanelle and Martin sunbathing in therapy

25:22 - Eve interrupts the much needed therapy

32:50 - Did Candice Polastri just have a breakthrough?

47:31 - Eve needs to be reminded that she can lose villanelle

57:18 - Helene meets up with Konstantin

59:01 - Eve makes a special call to Helene

1:07:22 - Villanelle is locked up :(

1:07:44 - Villanelle is probably questioning her hold on Eve



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3 years ago
1 hour 19 minutes 12 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
4.03 "A Rainbow in Beige Boots" Part I

Where is the love? In classic clown fashion Candice and Terrence lament on the opera like queer despair on display, by splicing vintage opera pieces that came to mind! Listen along as these queers breakdown all of the just and unjust goings on in London Russia, Cuba, and beyond. 


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:32 - An operatic and overly dramatic intro

05:39 - Starting the Recap

07:18 - "Hi Eve..." a waltz of stubborn desire

28:44 - Faux and Eve talk new developments

38:52 - Pam and her brother

39:58 - Carolyn and Vlad have a meeting

41:47 - Villanelle arrives at Martin's

45:12 - Eve meets Helene's latest, Fernanda

48:47 - Ave Maria... ode to a dead muse

51:45 - At the funeral home with Pam and Elliot

55:16 - Eve and Fernanda drink & talk about their ex gfs

56:31 - Helene gives Pam ice cream and adoration

1:03:05 - Fernanda recalls the carnal connection of the box

1:04:47 - Villanelle on Martin's couch twirling her hair

1:07:48 - Carolyn in her dirty safe house

1:08:56 - Elliot gets what's coming to him



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3 years ago
1 hour 11 minutes

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
Killing Eve Snackisode 402.5 - The Curious Case of Eve Polastri Part III

We asked and you’ve answered: getting into the inbox to collectively console and comfort the fandom as we express concerns about connectivity and the overall vision. Is this the cost of the payoff we crave? Will we still want it after this emotional gauntlet? What if our wildest dreams go the way of the “planet” Pluto? Hang on tight as the Snackisode concludes. 


As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle


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Chapter Marks:


00:36 - Gayo Correo

00:57 - Catherine

05:06 - Michelle

14:21 - Theora

17:31 - Was Helene dragging Eve for her lack of all things Sapphic?

22:25 - AnneMarie

29:23 - Dana

30:28 - Becca

48:25 - Mars

1:03:05 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr

1:03:16 - You clowns found Candice's desperate cry into the void

1:04:09 - Jessica... TBD

1:04:26 - Killing Eve alternate timelines

1:12:04 - Final Takes

1:12:09 - Candice's final take

1:15:49 - Terrence's final take

1:18:35 - Fav line of the week

1:20:40 - Country Rundown + Outro



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3 years ago
1 hour 25 minutes 25 seconds

Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast
Hello and welcome to what’s likely the most vulgar & in depth Killing Eve podcast in existence! We are Candice & Terrence Polastri, two NYC-based nerds who love women, cussing, misandry, and especially Killing Eve. Join us as we deep dive into the BBC hit with ridiculously long episodes, meta upon meta breakdowns, and mini news updates on the cast and crew. Also be sure to follow us on all the things! Twitter - @wellvillanelle Insta - @wellwellvillanelle

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