We're back, baby! After a failed attempt at becoming OnlyFans stars and Levi's required subterranean summer slumber, we've clawed our way back to the surface just in time for spooky season. To celebrate our glorious return, Jonathan picked... Phantoms? The 1998 Dean Koontz creature feature starring a 12-year-old Ben Affleck as a traumatized ex-FBI agent sheriff, Peter O'Toole slumming it for a paycheck, and a whole lot of Harvey Weinstein energy. Join us as we dissect this Lovecraftian-wannabe flick, its baffling pacing, questionable dialogue, and the primordial ooze that is 90s CGI.
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