Welcome to Don't Make Me Watch That, a fun project from We Watch Shudder host Michelle, fellow horror lover Jenna, and their two squeamish friends, Sarah and Frisky! Each episode, Jenna and Michelle will describe in detail the entire plot of a horror movie they loved while Sarah and Frisky listen with apprehensive excitement. Please note: Jenna and Michelle are not great storytellers, and they don't remember what happens in movies very well. When one of them suddenly says, "Wait! We forgot about a thing at the beginning of the movie," your frustration will be shared with Sarah and Frisky as we all try to backpedal our way to the beginning of the plot. Don't Make Me Watch That is just a show about four friends sharing a love of horror movies, even though two of them refuse to watch them.

With a title like Clown in a Confield, you probably think there will be both a clown and a cornfield, and that the former would be located within the latter - but is that really the case? Let's all find out together!

Are you ready for two hours and twenty-two minutes of the best podcast content you'll ever hear while listenting to this episode and nothing else? Is anyone ready? Were we even ready? Let's all find out together!

What do you get when you cross the Predator with the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Let's all find out together!

Why is the creepy thing in the bag with the spider legs called Possum if it has spider legs? Let's all find out together! NOTE: this episode includes frank discussion of child abuse.

Whatcha gonna do when pregnancy, isolation, and a murderous psychopath run wild on you? Let's all find out together!

What if we lived in a world where falling stars are witches and they're coming to yoink you away into the sky forever? Let's all find out together!

Was Michelle able to keep her mind off Death Stranding 2 long enough to make it through the episode? Let's all find out togehter!

Why the heck does this movie have two different IMDb pages and two Letterboxd pages, both with different titles and different release years, and then a third release year on Shudder? Let's all find out together!

How well does this cult favorite anime horror film from the '80s hold up forty years on, especially in terms of its apparent attitudes about women? Let's all find out together!

What happens when Ashley J. Barret and Margo Litzenberger hire General Douglas Abbott to bring Admiral Maxwell Forrest back from the dead? Let's all find out together!

How well did we feel this newest offering to the '80s and '90s late night B movie and TV gods from Stephen Kostanski manage to walk the line between influence and copycat? Let's all find out together!

How much wicker could a wicker man man if a wicker man could man wicker? Let's all find out together!

Have the makers of Dead Mail dreamed up the most interesting detective story concept in ages, and what might they have done with it? Let's all find out together!

HOLY SHIT 300 EPISODES!!!

How does it turn out when the writer/director of all four Hell House LLC films decides to step away from the world of found footage? Let's all find out together!