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Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
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Podcast nearing milestone of 200 episodes, with plans for celebratory content and highlight reels.
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Patrick announced upcoming comedy shows in Dallas (July 18-20) and Hanover (August 23, 2025), increasing audience engagement.
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Ross completed BLS CPR certification, meeting requirements for continuing doula work and enhancing professional qualifications.
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CPR training involved a diverse group, including a nun and nursing students, emphasizing varied participant backgrounds.
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A disruptive participant consumed alcohol during the CPR training, leading to removal for inappropriate behavior and inability to participate.
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Course content included the Heimlich maneuver (renamed abdominal thrusts) and chest compressions, important for lifesaving skills.
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Ross received certification via email after successful completion of open-book test, highlighting effective training methods.
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Technical issues arose from recording in 4K format, resulting in limited storage and a truncated episode.
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Patrick announces upcoming comedy shows: Dallas, Texas (July 18-20) opening for Ian Finance and Hanover, Pennsylvania (August 23, 2025) headlining at Church of Satire
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Podcast has reached episode 197, approaching 200 episodes milestone with plans for celebration content
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Patreon mentioned for bonus content including stand-up sets from Oklahoma City shows
Personal Updates (01:23 - 07:47)
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Ross completed BLS CPR certification through American Heart Association for adult, child, and infant CPR as requirement for doula work
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Child attending summer camp in Brooklyn, allowing parents to record without hiring sitter
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Patrick mentions needing to get to a pool, having not been in water for nearly a week
CPR Training Experience - Main Discussion (09:22 - 16:38)
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Training held at co-working space with diverse group including nun, nursing students, and problematic participant
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Instructor Alba arrived 10 minutes late with two rescue dogs, despite strict punctuality warnings
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Derpy participant described as disruptive individual with blonde beard, gym shorts, claiming to be surgical assistant
Problematic Participant Behavior (18:10 - 32:11)
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Individual openly consumed beer during training, pouring tall boy into Poland Spring bottle
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Became progressively intoxicated throughout session, using excessive profanity in front of nun
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Made inappropriate comments about enjoying using CPR in medical situations
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Eventually removed from class for inability to perform required demonstrations due to intoxication
Training Content & Certification (25:08 - 33:31)
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Course covered Heimlich maneuver (now called abdominal thrusts due to family name removal) and chest compressions
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Open-book test format with advance question review to ensure participant success
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Ross successfully obtained certification via email following completion
Technical & Recording Issues (34:57 - 36:22)
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Phone storage became full due to recording in 4K format
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Episode cut short due to time constraints, with possibility of additional Patreon content
We Hired a Sitter For This
Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
