WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there’s also experts, comedians and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world?
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WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there’s also experts, comedians and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world?
Apparently Walter and I can't balance out $20 million dollars in overseas contributions to his opponent, but we dumpster objectivity to bring you coverage of the election from inside the campaign.
In a special interview episode we talk to Charles McBryde (@CharlesMcBryde), frequent humanitarian volunteer in Eastern Ukraine about his experiences on the ground in a war zone.
Sneak peek at our unreleased footage from the south bronx makes us le sad. We also talk about Chic-fil-a's very real child labor camp and there was a bit about blimps that we cut for time, but it was interesting to Max.
The Some More News podcast welcomes its arms to our particular brand of dumb chaos. Uh oh.
Some More News: https://www.youtube.com/@SMN
Even More News: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229
0:00 - Intro and Holidays
6:37 - Chatting with Walter and Maximilian
9:04 - Samuel Alito, Flag Fanatic
20:21 - Trump's Trial
35:21 - Scarlett Johansson and OpenAI
40:52 - Wrapping up (also, slipping, slopping, and slapping)
We go through some of our fun interactions with MAGA at the Wildwood Trump Rally, debate if murder is wrong and get a little wacky hanging out. And yeah, that's not the name of the Seinfeld movie. It's a trick called Occam's Razor which is when you make a mistake in your content to up engagement.
Let us know if it worked on our discord: https://discord.gg/DVdpPCwAEh
If you haven't checked in with the right lately, it's not great. We went to Wildwood, NJ to meet some patriot front goons and the head goon Donald J. Trump who's still telling the snake story.
Also project 2025 is terrifying.
Next week we promise you a more uplifting episode because yikes.
That article we mentioned: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/11/trump-johnny-mcentee-january-6-betrayal/620646/
Actual RFK Jr Quote: "A worm got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died." So there's that.
We also do Man vs Bear, the Stormy Daniels Trial and find the hot new Venezuelan Dictator campaign song of the summer. What a news cycle
The country is alive with protests and Walter is on the scene. We give you tips for protesting safely and tips for protesting in extremely dangerous ways. #bothsides
Video Content on Youtube.com/@waltermasterson
Fresh from her thrashing of NY mayor Eric Adams, Movement Lawyer Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin) joins us on the show to talk copaganda and what police actually do.
We don't know how we landed her either, but we're all happy she's here.
See the visual gags we talk about @WalterMasterson on Youtube.
The boys talk to James Talarico, Texas State Rep for district 50; they debate whether journalists can be Conservative and Walter learns about the eclipse.
You can watch our faces on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Qwc3QJlV0&t=58s&ab_channel=WalterMasterson
Join the discussion on discord. https://discord.com/invite/f2Z5NmKVEz
We examine the right's decision to make Diversity Equity Inclusion the new N word.
Also did you know Easter is on a different day every year? Well no one told people online.
Plus more on Gaza because it's still happening.
See our faces on Youtube @WalterMasterson
We break down some people's dumb comments, talk about the Klan's pick for Missouri Governor and finally find someone hit hard by the migrant crisis.
Discord: https://discord.gg/f2 Z5NmKVEz
We go to a Trump Rally in Michigan, ask an "expert" about IVF and call a black person (@USARMYOVERLORD) to ask him if Trump's sneaker line will win his vote.
We talk to dem strategists about replacing Harris on the ticket and an advocate standing up for Planned Parenthood in a community constantly under seige from right wing faith based demonstrations: Downtown Manhattan.
Want smart analysis instead of dum analysis? Follow @TristanSnell
Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr
Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson
Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax
Taylor Swift just told us about this "Abortion" thing so we decided to look into by talking to the experts: Thousands of pro-life zealots at the March for Life.
Like us? Hate us? Tell us about it on our new Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WFva39bvzr
Walter: https://linktr.ee/waltermasterson
Maximilian: https://linktr.ee/logicmax
We look at the Taylor Swift government psyop, try to figure out if Singapore is actually China, and try to stop being racist even though the Left is trying to make us be racist, with their DEI.
Check out Superhuman Public Radio: https://pod.link/1536790917
Tom Cotton's Neck
WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there’s also experts, comedians and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world?
