Reiner, born and raised in East Germany in the 1980s, responded to our request for stories about hauntings. He calls it "The Weirdest Haunting You'll Ever Read About..." It's definitely weird, and funny. Enjoy! Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Sound Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Revenge is a dish best served... with fine, rare wine. A reading of the classic Edgar Allan Poe tale. Voice Actor: August Brotherton Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Our tour company insists on accuracy - but sometimes, the things we encounter are a bit TOO accurate. A tale of a ghost tour in a small Florida historic town. Voice Actors: Alex Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Sound Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface. Send us a text

One of our listeners sent us a true tale about his parents' confession - that their first home they lived in together was undeniably haunted. Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Ever wondered what it would be like to grow an edible fruit-flavored beard? And you won't believe what happens when you drink the bottle of Yoo-Hoo! More insanity from SCP-261. Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor. Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio. Logo: Mazzface. Send us a text

Have you been wronged? No, really, truly wronged? Had your life utterly destroyed by the evil acts of your rivals, your friends, or even your family? There is a being you may summon, and these are the instructions. But be certain your cause is just, for HE is fear. (May contain sensitive content regarding implied violence, self-harm, and existential dread.) Voice Actors: Alex Brotherton and Guinevere MacGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Can your breakfast cereal hate you? Yes it can. A reading of SCP-3671, with a bonus story at the end! Narration by August Brotherton, Audio Engineering by Creative Minds Audio, Logo by Mazzface. Send us a text

Would you call for an Angel of Mercy if you had hit rock bottom? You may not get what you hoped for. Abraham's Dagger was written by Empyreal Invective. Read by August Brotherton and Guinevere McGregor. Sound Engineering by Creative Minds Audio. Send us a text

"Too young to be wise, and not nearly wicked enough..." A very creepy tale from 19th Century Lincolnshire. Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Reports from the Field #2: My mother saw something as a child that still haunts her. The second of our fan-submitted stories! If you have a submission, please contact us at societyofvirtuouspagans@gmail.com Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

More insanity from your favorite Vending Machine of Chaos. Find out what a "Turduchken" is! And what happens when you give the machine an "IOU." But remember, do NOT drink the "Drinking Vinegar." Voice acting by August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Sound editing and mixing by Creative Minds Audio. Logo by Mazzface. Send us a text

OUJIA BOARDS ARE NOT TOYS: "I should never have played with one, and neither should you!" The first in our account of listener submitted stories of encounters with what they believe to be legitimate hauntings. Do you have your own story involving a haunting? One you really believe to be true? Do you know of a story told by someone you trust not to simply make one up? Would you like to share it with us? Feel free to share it at societyofvirtuouspagans@gmail.com, or message us on Social...

Send us a text Fancy a can of BEEF? How about a nice fruity pack of "Eat Me's"? SCP-261 continues to dispense the bizarre in Part 2 of SCP-261, The Magic Vending Machine.

Send us a text What is truth? What is fiction? Is this entertainment, or is it a different kind of thing altogether? The Society of Virtuous Pagans explains how they hide the truth in plain sight.. or sound, as the case may be!

Send us a text Our Narrator reads from SCP-261, a vending machine that doesn't actually contain anything, but somehow manages to vend items ranging from American soda to Japanese gum to... creatures from another dimension! Edibility may vary. Brought to you by the Society of Virtuous Pagans. Narrated by Augustr Brotherton. Sound editing by Creative Minds Audio. Logo by Mazzface.

Send us a text A performance of Rudyard Kipling's poem, "Boots."

Send us a text "No, I assured the landlady. The Ghost was not permanent. I was merely watching it for a friend." "On subsequent occasions, its changes of costume were so rapid and so eccentric that I could only explain them on the supposition that somewhere in space there exists a supernatural theatrical wardrobe, and that Barnjum's ghost had the run of it." A reading of F.Anstey's March, 1879 story called "Barnjum's Wraith" as published in The Temple Bar. A tongue-in-cheek Victorian ghost ...

Send us a text H.P. Lovecraft's original short story, "Nyarlathotep," narrated by August Brotherton.

Send us a text SCP-1437: An apparently endless Hole providing access to alternate realities. What is the Hole? Can you contain a dimensional rift? Can you prevent the horrors that emerge? And what will the SCP Foundation do with access to such a dangerous anomaly?

Send us a text Who is the Plague Doctor? What is the mysterious contagion that he believes has infected the world? And what insidious behavior took during his containment by the SCP Foundation? There is much to fear. But nothing is insurmountable. Have Faith. We Know.