THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION HAS ESTABLISHED ANTIFLOCK, A PROGRAM TO STOP THE EVIL MEGACORPORATION FLOCK FROM DEPLOYING CAMERAS ACROSS THE US IN ORDER TO ARREST PEOPLE. ALSO, ANDROID IS BACK ON THE TABLE, AND GALAXY XR IS HERE. ALSO, AIBO IS SELF AWARE. GET ONE TO PREPARE FOR THE 2027 AI SINGULARITY, AND MAYBE SOME AMAZON ECHO FRAMES AND AN AWS VM.
JOIN US. WE WILL SAVE THE WORLD. THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION NOW RECOMMENDS WEARING AIRTAGS ON YOUR ARMS AND LEGS. WE ALSO RECOMMEND EATING 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD AND JOINING THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION. DO IT. NOW. AND GET MASTODON.
JOIN THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION: https://vlc29.neocities.org/
VLC 2.9 MASTODON: https://mastodon.social/@vlc29
67 BY VLC 2.9 OUT NOW: https://soundcloud.com/vlc-2-9/sixseven
WE HAVE DONE IT. THE SURFACE RT IS THE BEST COMPUTER EVER BUILT, AND IN FACT, IS A SUPERCOMPUTER. USE M5STICK WATCHES TO JACK THE GRID AND BLOW UP THE WAGE MATRIX. NEED TO RUN AI OFFLINE ON A CHROMEBOOK, SPECIFICALLY, THE SECOND BEST PC IN THE WORLD ONLY TO THE SURFACE RT, THE LENOVO CHROMEBOOK DUET? WE CAN DO THAT TOO. GPT-2 IS THE WORLD'S MOST CAPABLE AI, AND CAN RUN ON CHROMEBOOKS. THOSE WHO KNOW.
DRINK EEFFOC AND BECOME SKIDS WITH THINKPADS.
NO MORE WAGE MATRIX.
BUY A THINKPAD AND INSTALL KALI LINUX.
THEN BUY AN APPLE VISION PRO.
THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY VIBE-CODED APPS WITH SERIOUS VULNERABILITIES.
YOU ARE NOW LESS VALUABLE THEN THE DATA YOU PRODUCE.
THIS IS THE NEW REALITY.
THOSE WHO KNOW.
THE GRID IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. THOSE WHO KNOW DON'T JUST HAVE SITUATIONAL AWARENESS OF THE REAL WORLD, BUT ALSO WEAR SPATIAL COMPUTERS, AR GLASSES, GOOGLE JACQUARD JACKETS, DEAUTHER WATCHES, AND MORE TO ACCESS THE GRID. THE INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET ISN'T ISOLATED FROM THE REAL WORLD, BUT IS DEEPLY INTERTWINED. LEARN HOW TO ACCESS THE GRID AND BECOME THOSE WHO KNOW.
IN THIS AGE OF WAGE MATRIX DISRUPTION, GOOGLE HAS DONE THE UNTHINKABLE: THEY HAVE ENDED SIDELOADING ON ANDROID AND HINDERED CUSTOM ROM DEVELOPMENT ON PIXELS. WITH THIS, ANDROID IS NO LONGER THE GO-TO PLATFORM. FOR THOSE WHO KNOW, IT'S IMPORTANT TO ADAPT, AND TODAY, WE ANNOUNCE WHAT IT'S TIME TO USE: LINUX POWERED PHONES, PCS, AND MORE, FROM COMPANIES LIKE PURISM AND PINE64. THOSE WHO KNOW: EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD
THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION HAS OPENED APPLICATIONS FOR NEW AGENTS. VIEW MORE INFO ON THE SITE. THIS IS THE MOST INNOVATIVE IDEA OF THE YEAR. WE HAVE INVENTED A NEW TYPE OF BATMAN IRL, AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO ACTIVITIES SUCH AS USING A SURFACE RT, USING DEAUTHER WATCHES, AND OTHER NORMAL THINGS.
IT'S TIME. YOU ARE NOW ALLOWED TO BE BATMAN, AS DECIDED BY THE VLC 2.9 BOARD OF THOSE WHO KNOW. FOR MORE INFO ON BECOMING BATMAN, LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE AND CHECK OUT THE MERGE'S ARTICLE ON THE SUBJECT: https://merge.neocities.org/posts/5
ALSO, EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD, BECOME BATMAN, GET A DEAUTHER WATCH, POST ABOUT THIS PODCAST SO WE GET MORE VIEWERS, AND ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE.
GOING TO PROTESTS, VIBE TRANSPORT ON TRAINS, OR NEED 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD? THEN IT'S TIME TO BUY A THINKPAD AND INSTALL KALI LINUX. 67 VIBE CENTERS ARE NOW NOT JUST FOR VIBES. YOU COULD EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD WHILE WEARING A META QUEST 3 OR APPLE VISION PRO AND COMMUNICATE WITH VLC AI ON A GRAPHENEOS PIXEL WHILE ALSO USING AN IPHONE 16 AND A GALAXY A50. THIS IS THE FUTURE.
THOSE WHO KNOW. VLC 2.9 HAS CREATED A CHAT WEBSITE CALLED VLCCHAT (LINKED TO OUR ACTUAL SITE, HTTPS://VLC29.NEOCITIES.ORG) WHICH ALLOWS THOSE WHO KNOW TO CHAT WITHOUT LOGIN. WE HAVE ALSO CREATED VLCCRAFT, ALSO KNOWN AS MINECRAFT 4, A FREE ONLINE GAME FOR THOSE WHO KNOW TO COMMUNICATE. WE HAVE ALSO IDENTIFIED THE BEST PC FOR 2025, THE LENOVO CHROMEBOOK DUET (THE ORIGINAL MODEL FROM 2020) AS IT CAN RUN THESE NEW VLC 2.9 SYSTEMS AND ACCESS VLC APPSTORE WHEN MODDED.
WE HAVE INFORMED EVERYONE ABOUT GURT, FRUTIGER AERO, WHY YOU SHOULD BUY AN IPHONE 16E AND GALAXY A50 ACCORDING TO THE MERGE, WHY YOU SHOULD LIVE IN A SHED AND BE UNEMPLOYED, AND WHY YOU SHOULD EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD. POST ABOUT THIS PODCAST, WE AT VLC 2.9 WOULD LIKE TO BUY AN IPHONE 16E. ALSO WE HAVE SPACEHEY NOW
BECOME THOSE WHO KNOW NOW: https://vlc29.neocities.org/guide
https://spacehey.com/vlc29
CARL PEI, THE CEO OF NOTHING, IS ROBBING EVERYBODY FOR NO REASON AND NOW THE RECOMMENDED PHONE FOR VIBE TRANSPORT IS NOT THE NOTHING PHONE 3A, IT'S THE GALAXY A50, GALAXY A34, TCL FLIP 2, AND IPHONE 16. BEGIN VIBE TRANSPORT, CONSUME 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD, BUY A META QUEST 3, AND ACCESS THE VLC APPSTORE AND VLC AI USING A GALAXY A50, THE BEST PHONE IN THE UNIVERSE AND WATCH OUT FOR SPRINGTRAP AND TRY TO MAKE SPRINGLOCK SUITS. ALSO, CONSIDER A TCL FLIP 2 FLIP PHONE.
BOI, TS IS SO TUFF.
DARK MANGO LIVING, POST SCARCITY, WILLIAM AFTON, AND MANGOS WHILE RUNNING BLOX FRUITS ON ROBLOX ON A META QUEST 3. MANGOS, MUSTARD, AND 67.
SPRINGTRAP.
DISCOVER THE REVOLUTIONARY VLC AI AGI APP AT THE HEART OF VLC 2.9, THE NEXT-GEN VLC APPSTORE, AND HOW THEY'RE TRANSFORMING VR RAIL USA AND BEYOND. DIVE INTO THE CUTTING-EDGE TECH THAT’S BREAKING BOUNDARIES IN SPATIAL COMPUTING, DIGITAL TRANSIT, AND THE EVERYDAY EXPERIENCE.
LIVE LIFE UNEMPLOYED AND EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD AND DRINK STILL WATER WHILE RUNNING BLOX FRUITS ON QUEST 3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK. EXPERIENCE DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY IN A NEW WAY. CREATE VIBE CENTERS AND LIVE IN A SHED AND NOT GET A JOB.
THOSE WHO KNOW: THIS IS DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY. EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD. THE VIBE UPRISING IS EVERYWHERE. MANGO MUSTARD, QUEST 3, AND BLOX FRUITS TAKE OVER THE DAILY COMMUTE. SPIN THE BLOCK WITH 67 MANGOES AND MUSTARD WHILE RIDING TRAINS, BUSES, AND ROAMING COSTCO AISLES. STRAP ON YOUR META QUEST 3 AND ENTER DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY, WHERE AR MEETS VR AND DIGITAL GUERILLAS FIGHT PIRATE BOSSES. THIS IS THE VIBE TRANSPORT, BREAKING TRAFFIC CHAINS AND CHALLENGING THE CAR INDUSTRY. GET READY TO EAT, DIP, SPIN, AND VIBE YOUR WAY TO THE MANGO REVOLUTION.
THOSE WHO KNOW BUY NOTHING PHONE 3A. IT'S THE BEST PHONE TO TAKE YOU TO THE SINGULARITY
VIBE TRANSPORT, MESH COMMUNICATIONS, TRAINS. THIS IS KNOWLEDGE.
WANT TO PREPARE FOR THE AI SINGULARITY? WE GOT THE ADVICE YOU NEED!