Some things discussed in this episode… are not exactly what they seem. But listen — when you hit record during spooky season, you gotta expect a few plot twists.
This week Joyhdae and Ryan are back catching up on everything we missed — from a mysterious daylight robbery, to pastors counting pockets, extra moons, escaped monkeys, and one too many conspiracy theories that might actually make sense.
We’re talking:
Church tithes gone wild
Mississippi monkeys on the move
NASA’s “second moon” that nobody asked for
Gucci Mane’s mental health breakthrough
Trump vs. dementia (allegedly)
No Limit vs. Cash Money — who y’all got?
…plus a few jokes that’ll have you clutching your pearls AND your therapy crystals.
Somewhere between chaos and clarity — that’s where Virgo Season lives.
Listen. Laugh. Comment. Repeat.
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 An Apology & Vibe Check
08:53 Real Life Nightmares: The Haunted Doll
13:58 Brazen Heist at the Louvre
18:37 Earth's Second Moon?
22:20 Controversial Church Fundraiser
30:10 Monkeys on the Loose in Mississippi
33:40 Trump's Cognitive Test
39:57 Gucci Mane Opens Up About Mental Health
44:18 No Limit vs. Cash Money: A New Orleans Showdown
49:42 Kalani's Homage Remix EP
54:59 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
59:31 Find Us On All The Things!
01:01:12 One More For The Road...
01:01:40 Outro

This week starts with a riddle and spirals into pure Virgo chaos — because of course it does.

Joyhdae and Ryan are back with their weekly dose of therapy, foolishness, and pop culture nobody asked for but everybody needs. From Mitch McConnell’s rebellious legs to Kim K selling literal coochie wigs, the world has clearly lost the plot — and we’re just here with front-row seats and snacks.
Also… we discovered something called “Bluetoothing.”
We wish we hadn’t. You’re welcome in advance.
Mitch McConnell’s legs have filed for retirement
Kim Kardashian is out here redefining “bushy business”
RIP to a soul legend
The Supreme Court continues its clown tour
And we figure out exactly how much it costs to live our dream lives (spoiler: it’s not billionaire money)
It’s funny, messy, and a little too real — just another week in Virgo Season.
Comment your favorite unhinged moment — we’ll see if YouTube lets it stay up.

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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 Riddle Me Mitch
01:53 Vibe Check
07:20 The Rundown
08:39 Halloween Dilemma
17:35 Britney Spears & Kevin Federline
23:53 Kim K's Ultimate Bush
28:28 Bizarre Trends: Bluetoothing
40:03 The Supreme Court: Voting Rights
49:15 Remembering D'Angelo
52:13 Thought Experiment: Dream Life
01:09:45 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:13:06 Find Us On All The Things!
01:14:26 One More For The Road...
01:14:59 Outro

Fall came in colder than an ex’s heart, and Ryan and Joyhdae are officially over it. This week’s episode starts with the great seasonal betrayal—one minute it’s 80 degrees, the next you’re waking up to 43 and questioning your life choices. From there, it’s all downhill—or uphill, depending on how you feel about government shutdowns, Dolly Parton confusion, and Kamala Harris finally saying what we’ve all been thinking.
Ryan and Joyhdae unpack a week that felt like America’s group chat gone wrong. Kamala Harris dropped a perfectly timed “these motherfuckers are crazy,” and we’ve decided that’s the energy we’re carrying for the rest of the year. Meanwhile, the government still can’t get its act together, Trump is threatening federal workers’ paychecks, and somehow people are still trying to climb Mount Everest like it’s a team-building exercise.
If that’s not enough chaos, Drake took another L—this time in court—proving Kendrick Lamar really ended the saga months ago. Dolly Parton’s sister had everyone online planning candlelight vigils for no reason, Ayesha Curry reminded people that honesty about marriage is still too much for the internet, and Reading Rainbow is officially getting a reboot with Mychal the Librarian leading the way. Joyhdae also names her mother “El Chapo” and Ryan might have discovered family lies through an ancestry test, because of course he did.
It’s messy, it’s real, it’s deeply funny, and it’s exactly what you need to get through another week in this ridiculous timeline.
If you laughed, yelled, or side-eyed someone while listening, make sure to subscribe, hit like, and drop a comment telling us your favorite part of the episode. New episodes of Virgo Season Show drop every week—where common sense and chaos meet for therapy we can’t bill insurance for.

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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 It's a Cold World
03:41 Vibe Check
06:38 The Rundown
08:16 AITA: Sibling Drama at Family Dinner
16:59 Government Shutdown and Political Chaos
21:55 Kamala Harris Speaks Out
26:37 Letitia James' Indictment
29:50 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
32:49 Stranded on Mount Everest
36:22 Ancestry DNA Test
38:33 Dolly Parton Health Scare
41:10 Drake's Defamation Lawsuit Dismissed
46:25 Reading Rainbow Returns with Mychal the Librarian
51:40 Diddy Sentencing
52:32 Tyrese's Dog Incident
55:38 Ayesha Curry's Marriage vs Personal Ambitions
01:04:06 Dad vs Auntie  Jokes
01:06:20 Find Us On All The Things!
01:08:06 One More For the Road...
01:08:43 Outro

J.Lo’s delusion has entered the chat, and Joyhdae is heated. From celebrity delusion to government confusion, Ryan and Joyhdae are back doing what they do best — dragging, debating, and dissecting the week’s wildest moments with that Virgo precision.
This week, the duo dives headfirst into:
-Queen behavior gone wrong — when being that girl turns into full-blown delusion.
-Bad Bunny taking over the Super Bowl — and why some people are big mad about it.
-Eric Adams drops out of the mayoral race — New York collectively exhales.
-The government’s out-of-office message — shutdowns, pay freezes, and chaos at TSA.
-The Rapture got rescheduled?! — apparently Jesus is running on the Julian calendar now.
-Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj — the beef that just won’t die, and the bars that went way too far.
-“Cheaters Lore”: Country Courtney Edition** — a wild bachelor party story you have to hear to believe.
-Plus: depression, Lexapro, and why everyone’s therapist deserves hazard pay.
Ryan’s trying to stay calm, Joyhdae’s trying not to get banned, and together they’re trying to make sense of a world that clearly needs to be put in rice.
So grab your drink, light your candle, and get ready to laugh your way through the madness — because in Virgo Season, even the apocalypse gets a segment.
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 J-Lo's Delusional
02:59 Vibe Check
04:15 Back At It
05:53 The Rundown
06:29 AITA: Bachelor Party Drama
14:23 Rapture Rescheduled
19:01 Eric Adams Drops Out of NYC Mayoral Race
23:31 Super Bowl 2026: Bad Bunny
30:02 Government Shutdown
33:29 Existinging in a Troubled World
38:09 Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj Feud
44:54 Twinning
45:47 Diddy Sentencing
46:47 JT & Saucy Santana Beef
47:35 Joyhdae's Rapid Fire Topics
48:51 WNBA Leadership Criticism
53:00 Dad vs. Auntie Jokes
57:10 Show Wrap-Up and Announcements
58:55 Outro

Craig might be banned from the show, Ryan just turned 40 in Jamaica, and Joyhdae is side-eyeing adulthood’s scam fees. But let’s be real — the internet only wants to talk about Cardi B’s baby bump reveal… and yes, we’ve got thoughts.
This week on Virgo Season Show, we get into: Cardi’s surprise pregnancy announcement, Nick Cannon admitting what we already knew, Jimmy Kimmel vs. Disney drama, the rapture that didn’t happen (spoiler: we’re all still here), and Ryan’s wild birthday trip to Jamaica — complete with rum punch, broken phones, and catamaran chaos.
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 Craig's Antics
02:38 Tee It Up!
04:23 Jamaica Trip Highlights
17:10 The Rundown
17:51 Caresha, Please!
21:14 Nick Cannon's Trauma...
25:41 DNA Foray
29:39 Nick Cannon Continued
30:07 Jimmy Kimmel's Suspension
38:42 Target Boycott and Black-Owned Brands
49:14 The Rapture
01:00:02 Cardi B's Album, Pregnancy, & Public Reactions
01:12:37 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:18:22 Closing Remarks and Contact Information
01:20:07 Outro

Welcome back to Virgo Season! Joyhdae and Ryan are back with an unhinged episode that proves why Virgo energy is unmatched. From cult confessions to Cardi B courtroom chaos, this week is packed with laughs, hot takes, and just enough ghetto fabulousness to keep you locked in.
Virgo Season & Birthday Shenanigans
Ryan is celebrating turning 40 with tattoos, San Francisco adventures, and WNBA games, while Joyhdae is deep in her rebrand binder and Virgo birthday prep. The vibes are chaotic, unfiltered, and all Virgo.
The Cult of Nicolandria & The Kubalah Kingdom in Scotland
Joyhdae admits she’s joined the “cult” of Nicolandria and dives into the bizarre story of three people declaring themselves royalty in a Scottish forest. Yes, you read that right.
Cardi B vs. Crackjack Box Attorney
The crew breaks down Cardi B’s hilarious trial moments, including wigs, wild courtroom exchanges, and the viral phrase “security heavy.” Spoiler: Cardi wins again.
Am I The Asshole?
From boyfriends peeing the bed to awkward family drama, the AITA segment takes a messy turn—but Virgo logic keeps it all the way real.
Dirty Jokes & Unfiltered Laughs
The episode closes with a round of dirty jokes from the Virgo bag that’ll either have you crying with laughter or shaking your head. Either way, it’s a vibe.
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CHAPTERS

(This week we let AI create the chapters...LOL)

00:00 Intro
00:05 Joining a Cult and Kelly Clarkson
01:23 Virgo Season Vibes
03:22 Birthday Celebrations and Tattoos
06:49 Therapy and Life Reflections
17:35 WNBA Games and San Francisco Adventures
20:58  The Kubala Kingdom in Scotland
25:11 Neighbor's Conspiracy Theories
28:25 Late Night Perimenopause Thoughts
28:50 Elon Musk and Broken Clocks
29:45 A Family Member's Mental Health
31:11 A Random Riddle
32:49 Cardi B's Courtroom Drama
37:16 Apple vs. Samsung: The Foldable Phone Debate
39:27 Am I the Asshole? Peeing in Bed
39:46 AITA
46:28 Quarterly Hygiene Confessions
55:07 Dirty Jokes and Sign Off
01:00:00 Outro

It’s Virgo Season, baby! Chris Brown’s mic is OFF, Eric Adams is hiding cash in a bag of chips, Drake is losing lawsuits (and the culture), and somehow SeaWorld is throwing a 2000s hip-hop concert?! Welcome to the chaos.
In this episode of the Virgo Season Show, Joyhdae and Ryan dive into:
The official start of Virgo Season and why the vibes feel different.
Ryan’s brutally honest review of Chris Brown’s 20th Anniversary Concert at MetLife (spoiler: Beyoncé would never).
NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ corruption scandal involving a bag of chips stuffed with cash.
The dangers of AI: how a man poisoned himself after following ChatGPT health advice.
A wild Chinese catfish scandal that left thousands exposed.
SeaWorld’s throwback hip-hop concerts with Bow Wow, Trina, Ying Yang Twins & more.
The latest in the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar beef, lawsuits, and why Not Like Us might be the biggest diss track ever.
It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s unapologetically Virgo.
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Would you pay to see Chris Brown live?
And is Drake finished after this Kendrick beef?

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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 "It's Virgo Season" Shenanigans
06:25 Generations
07:51 Clocked
11:15 The Rundown
11:59 TIFU
15:07 Early Dad Joke
15:47 Breezy Bowl Recap
31:11 What's New?: Joyhdae Comes For Eric Adams...Again!
36:42 ChatGPT Is Not Your Doctor
41:09 Sister Hong
46:30 Sea World's Summer Concert Series
53:16 More Drake Lawsuit Nonsense
01:01:23 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:06:32 Find Us On All The Things!
01:07:06 Joyhdae Had Another Auntie Joke
01:07:55 You Can Also Find Us Here...
01:08:10 One More For The Road...
01:08:36 Outro

Mercury’s back in retrograde and chaos is in full swing — Joyhdae’s missing her favorite AirPods, Ryan’s fed up with kids rocking hoodies in 100-degree weather, and somehow we end up in a story about him going into strangers’ homes for chocolate. Only on Virgo Season could this happen.
In this episode, we unpack the backlash over Sydney Sweeney’s “great genes” American Eagle ad, the messy optics of Diddy allegedly cozying up to Donald Trump for a pardon, and the internet’s latest obsession: rumors of 7-foot-tall African-American-looking aliens arriving in 2025.
We’re also talking about:
• WNBA chaos: Who’s throwing dildos at games and why it’s time to bring back public shaming.
• Shannon Sharpe’s reported $23M settlement and sudden ESPN exit.
• BET and Soul Train Awards suspended indefinitely — what went wrong and why ratings are down.
• Our brand new game, WORD, where Black cultural sayings and acronyms get put to the test.
• The ultimate Dad Jokes vs. Auntie Jokes battle to close the show.
It’s unfiltered, hilarious, and packed with viral stories, pop culture hot takes, and the off-the-rails banter you love from your favorite Black podcast duo.
If you love funny, relatable commentary on trending news, messy celebrity drama, and laugh-out-loud storytelling, hit play — and welcome to Virgo Season.
Subscribe, like, and drop your wildest hot take in the comments. Don’t forget to share this episode #VirgoSeasonShow #MessyPodcast #PopCultureShade #PodcastFunny

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00:00 Theme Music
00:05 Intro
02:52 Vibe Check
03:45 Grinds My Gears...
06:00 Stranger Danger?
13:38 The Rundown
14:17 Word?...A Game
22:38 Good Jeans
31:36 Diddy Pardon?
33:46 African American Aliens
40:09 The Wrong WNBA Toys
45:11 "Shannon Sharpe Done"
47:09 Indefinite Suspension
53:27 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
58:54 Find Us On All The Things!
59:52 One More For The Road...

Is America okay? (We already know the answer, but let’s talk about it anyway.) This week on the Virgo Season Show, Ryan is living his best “dad at the waterpark” life, Joyhdae is fighting Mercury in microbraids, and we’ve got a Labubu named Bijoux making a chaotic cameo—no, it’s NOT a cat, and yes, Ryan is still traumatized.
But let’s get messy: Trump’s health is falling apart faster than the value of a US passport, but somehow the man is out here signing laws instead of his own retirement papers. Chronic venous insufficiency? That’s doctor-speak for “sit down, sir, you’ve done enough damage.” Meanwhile, America is pretending the Epstein files are a mystery, and the only thing Trump is immune to is accountability (and apparently, vegetables).
Rest in peace to Theo Huxtable, but we’re not giving that energy to Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan—two walking cautionary tales who proved that being “legendary” does not mean being likable. Hulk’s biggest legacy is union busting, racism, and saying things even Candace Owens would call “a bit much.” Ozzy? Sorry, nobody misses a man who couldn’t outwit a bat and spent decades co-signing bigotry with his wife.
Also: HR professionals caught cheating at a Coldplay concert (y’all couldn’t even be sneaky right?), South Park’s creators got a $1.5 billion check for clowning Trump’s “presidency,” and Drake is still delusional enough to think UK rap runs anything but their own tea parties.
President Obama stopped by Michelle’s podcast to drop gems about raising men, being a decent human, and why your ketchup addiction is a sign you peaked in elementary school. Meanwhile, Candace Owens is getting sued by France’s First Lady for being loud and wrong—if Alex Jones thinks you’re “too much,” you might need to log off.
This episode is messier than Trump’s medical chart and juicier than Reddit’s confessions. Come for the laughs, stay for the rants, and bring your opinions because we want to know: Is it worse to be caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, or to have your edges dragged like Hulk Hogan’s reputation?
Hit that subscribe button, roast us in the comments, and don’t forget to tell your problematic cousin about Virgo Season Show. We’re here every week, dragging politicians, pop culture, and each other. Let’s go!
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:31 Vibe Check
02:31 Joyhdae Explains (Her Nonsense...Again!)
09:37 The Rundown
09:54 Off My Chest
20:33 Not Theo (RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner)
22:45 Ozzy & Hulk Also Gone...
24:08 Trump's Veins (And Other Nonsense)
26:45 Stephen Colbert "Canceled"
28:10 South Park vs Trump
30:16 Trump's Epstein Distractions
32:55 Obama Treason?
36:12 The Obligatory Joyhdae vs Eric Adams Rant
37:37 Barack on Michelle's Podcast
47:50 Candace Owens Sued By French President
51:58 Coldplay Cheating Scandal
56:12 Drake is London Delusional
01:01:19 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:06:52 Find Us On All The Things
01:07:51 One More For The Road...
01:08:16 Outro

Welcome back to Virgo Season! Ryan and Joyhdae are here—thoroughly unhinged and barely holding it together, per usual. From R&B trivia showdowns to pop culture chaos, this episode has range, baby.
[The Jim Jones Ancestry Debate + Poolside Thighs & Meditation Workouts]
Joyhdae insists Jim Jones is Guyanese, Ryan brings Google receipts, and chaos ensues. Meanwhile, she’s been outside—legs out, spirits high—and Ryan’s out here meditating to Jhené Aiko in the gym. Unclear what’s happening, but the vibes are vibing.
[R&B Trivia Smackdown]
Ryan brings a bootleg version of Angie Martinez’s “R&B Trivia” to the pod, and let’s just say: Joyhdae came to eat. Usher, Tevin Campbell, and Mary J. Blige are all involved. A mess. A musical mess.
[Nelly’s Parenting Choices, Diddy’s Conviction & Why the Internet Is Full of Clowns]
Nelly won’t get up for his own baby, and it shows. Diddy’s guilty under the Mann Act—but somehow dodged the heavier stuff—and folks are STILL defending him. Joyhdae and Ryan go in on America’s selective outrage, Cassie’s case, and why common sense isn’t so common.
[Nicki’s Tired Rants + J.Lo’s Imaginary Soul + the Love Island USA Takeover]
Nicki Minaj is mad at everyone except her own team, J.Lo claims she has “soul,” and Joyhdae is NOT having it. Then we dive into Love Island USA and the Black women who are running the villa, hearts, and the voting system. Alexandria Hive, rise up.
[Relationship Debriefs & Delulu Dating]
From “dominant men with service kinks” to real-life dating red flags, Joyhdae breaks down why some men aren’t giving and why she’s not here to build the damn table and bring the chairs. Plus, Ryan nearly cries over his daughter learning to swing solo. (Yes, for real.)
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CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro
00:05 Joyhdae's Delusions
02:27 "Popcast" Drop
03:30 Vibe Check
08:29 The Rundown
10:24 R&B Trivia Competition
15:43 Nelly & Ashanti Nonsense
24:21 Diddy Verdict
38:33 Someone Find J-Lo A Soul...
40:21 Nicki Minaj Needs Help
48:54 Trump's Bill...Nevermind!
49:17 'Love Island' Thoughts
01:06:40 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:11:07 Find Us On All The Things
01:14:05 One More For The Road...
01:14:53 Outro

What happens when your laptop dies, your godkid might not be your best friend’s, and Beyoncé plays in your face… all in the same week? You get this chaotic, hilarious, and painfully relatable episode of Virgo Season.
This week’s episode is pure chaos, in the best way. Joyhdae’s laptop said “nah,” Ryan’s tech is doing Olympic-level acrobatics, and somehow that sets the vibe for the rollercoaster of topics we dive into:
 A jaw-dropping “Am I The Asshole” where a godfather drops a baby bombshell that could ruin his longest friendship
 Tyler Perry’s messy, corny, lawsuit scandal—allegedly (and embarrassingly)
 Fat Joe is facing federal-level accusations that got us giving Roc Nation the side-eye
 Beyoncé brought out Jay-Z in Paris but not New York… and we are emotionally unwell
 WWIII almost said “hey girl,” and Trump is back on his usual nonsense
 Hetero Awesome Fest flopped HARD—50 people, one punch, and way too much audacity
 Zohran Mamdani’s big NYC win, Eric Adams spiraling, and why voting actually matters this time
Also featuring: chaotic dad jokes, TikTok CPR kits, and a reminder that if you’re 23 with an 18-year-old nephew, you’re not alone—we’re all confused here.
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 PSA
04:33 We're Back
05:28 Vibe Check
07:58 AITA
22:04 Tyler Perry's "Stud" Problems
27:11 Creole Criminal
33:18 Fat Joe Too?
39:56 Hetero Awesome Fest
42:07 Early Dad Joke
42:41 More Straight Fest Nonsense
47:29 WW3?
52:08 NYC's Mayoral Primary
58:31 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:01:57 Find Us On All The Things!
01:02:57 One More For The Road...
01:03:24 Outro

It’s chaos, it’s comedy, and it’s classic Virgo Season energy. From tech fails to Friday the 13th vibes, Ryan and Joyhdae kick off this episode with pure ghetto brilliance—and it only gets wilder from there. Is Mercury in micro braids? Possibly. Did the gym lie to Ryan? Definitely. And Joyhdae’s mirror might be part of a conspiracy too.
We’re unpacking everything from Krispy Kreme hacks to summer body delusions and poolside flexes. But then—bam! A wedding day fake-out story involving a stroke, a facelift, and a runaway bride who says “no” to mama’s boys takes us on an emotional rollercoaster. You will scream.
Also in the mix: Teyana Taylor’s hard launch with Aaron Pierre (yes, we’re watching closely), R. Kelly’s emergency motion from prison (what?!), and the BET Awards bringing Black Excellence back to the forefront (shout out to Jamie Foxx, Mariah’s corsets, and Kirk Franklin’s 20-person gospel army).
Plus, Tyler Perry’s “Straw” gets the Virgo Season roast it deserves, ICE raids raise serious red flags, and Eric Adams tries to go influencer mode… and fails. Again.
 Don’t miss this episode—it’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s giving all the unfiltered Virgo Season vibes you love. 
 Drop your thoughts in the comments:
    •    Would you ditch your child's wedding for a (fake) brain surgery?
    •    Are ICE raids proof this country is spiraling?
    •    And does Mariah ever need to move on stage?

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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 Vibe Check
04:59 PSA
06:35 Welcome
07:12 AITA-ish (Dilemma)
12:36 Official Official
18:23 Kellz Got A(nother) Hit?
22:16 Eric Adams' GRWM
25:24 Tyler Perry's Straw
33:08 Cold As ICE
41:49 The 25th BET Awards
56:01 Ananda Lewis
56:39 She Just Couldn't Let It Go...
57:05 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:01:19 Find Us On All The Things...
01:02:52 One More For The Road...
01:03:44 Credits

We’re back, and the mess is premium. This week on Virgo Season, Joyhdae returns from her 20th college reunion with stories, shoutouts, and renewed black excellence, while Ryan’s trying not to spiral over parenting, heat waves, and a kickball loss. (Character-building, OK?)
But whew… the real heat? Brian McKnight’s PR tour of damnation. We talk about his latest heartless stunt, the disrespect to his son, and how you cannot name a new kid “Jr.” when the original Jr. already has a kid. (Math ain’t mathing.)
Also: parasocial freakouts over Vanessa Bryant maybe being pregnant? The internet truly needs therapy. Ryan and Joyhdae break down why folks stay obsessed with celebrity wombs, and how you could never do that with a job, a girlfriend, or a fitted sheet.
PLUS:
    •    Elon Musk and Donald Trump in a messy billionaire slap-fight 
    •    Cam'Ron being gross about the Diddy case (you’re too old for this, sir)
    •    DDG filing nonsense against Halle Bailey while AI-arguing with her voice (embarrassing!)
    •    Scutterbutt men and why women deserve better (with a Harlem side-eye)
Oh, and shoutout to the real MVP: the autistic kid with brass knuckles. You’ll see.
Also…Ryan’s recording a gospel album in autotune. You’ve been warned.**

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CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro
00:05 Look Who's Back
02:18 Game: Black or White
05:35 Vibe Check: Ryan
06:41 Vibe Check: Joyhdae
09:27 Welcome Back
10:25 AITA
14:23 Brian McKnight Drama
20:22 Vanessa Bryant Rumor
28:44 Savannah Chrisley "The Savior"
33:29 Elon vs Trump
39:55 Cam'Ron Questions Male Escort
46:00 DDG vs Halle Bailey...again!
55:03 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:00:06 Find Us On All The Things!
01:02:33 One More For The Road...
01:03:16 Credits

Welcome back to Virgo Season—where the pop culture is unhinged, the takes are unsolicited, and the Beyoncé praise is non-negotiable.
This week, Joyhdae and Ryan are still recovering from Cowboy Carter at MetLife. It was cold. It was chaotic. It was everything. Rumi Carter tipped her little hat and said, “Blue, scoot over—I’m the moment now.” Meanwhile, Joyhdae had to sprint through a stadium to secure exclusive merch, and Ryan’s outfit didn’t even get five minutes of airtime before the wind said “Nah.”
We also dive into a messy Am I the Asshole? situation involving an unruly child, a pizza shop, and a whole lot of entitlement disguised as parenting. You already know we have thoughts—and yes, we might get dragged for them.
From there, it only gets messier. The Diddy trial updates are wild, J.Lo tried to dance to Kendrick and somehow nobody stepped in (truly a hate crime), and we are formally introducing you to Quan Millz—author of This Ho Got Roaches in Her Crib and I Got Both My Homeboys Pregnant. No, we’re not making that up. Yes, we are screaming.
And if you’ve been wondering what’s going on with Miss Shirley—the viral four-year-old with the boots and choreography—let’s just say it’s time to have a serious talk about kids, clout, and why meet-and-greets for toddlers should not exist.
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CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro
00:05 Vibe Check
07:13 For Jasmine
07:41 AITA
17:25 Cowboy Carter Tour
33:33 Diddy Trial Update
40:01 Teyana Taylor Is Doing Things
41:37 JLo & The AMAs
47:33 Obama Musical
49:41 Quan Millz
54:51 Muni Long Stray
55:12 Ms. Shirley (Lariyah Jesireé)
01:02:20 Dad vs. Auntie Jokes
01:06:31 Find Us On All The Things!
01:07:22 One More For The Road...
01:07:50 Credits

It’s May, but Joyhdae and Ryan are dressed like it’s January—and blaming Trump (kind of). This week, the Virgo Season Show delivers another hilarious and chaotic episode where nothing stays on track, and everything is fair game.

We’re talking unexpected weather shifts, concert outfit emergencies, and why Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour has fans rethinking their entire wardrobe strategy. Joyhdae comes through with Virgo-level preparation, while Ryan makes a bold style move that might break the internet. Or at least his own Instagram.

Ryan also introduces a brand new game that flips the script—literally. It has Joyhdae shook and you’re going to want to join in on this one.

From there, it gets even wilder. Joe Biden’s health makes headlines and sparks a much-needed conversation. Chris Brown finds himself in hot water overseas. And let’s just say some inmates in Louisiana had a very productive week—with results no one saw coming.

We’re also breaking down a new bill that just passed the House, and while it’s being branded as “big and beautiful,” the details have us side-eyeing everything.

And yes, we touch on an apology that missed the mark—and might’ve made things worse. Spoiler: it’s giving “you should’ve said nothing.”

Oh, and the dad jokes? Still corny. Still hilarious. Still happening.

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:05 Frozen

01:18 Beyonce vs Mother Nature

03:46 What's The Deal?

06:11 Welcome

06:49 Step It Up!

07:55 Game: Black or White

12:35 Class of 2025

12:49 Joe Biden's Diagnosis

15:55 Chris Brown "Freed"

17:52 Ryan's Clapback

20:08 Forever

22:47 Joyhdae's Type

25:17 Forever More

29:47 Sesame Street

30:46 Tweety Bird

32:49 Prison Break

33:13 WTH?!

35:14 Prison Break Continued

42:39 "Big Beautiful Bill"

50:09 Joyhdae Comes For Ritchie Torres

52:09 Bieber Dreams

59:39 Dad vs Auntie Jokes

01:04:05 Find Us On All The Things!

01:05:15 One More For The Road...

01:05:41 Credits

This one? Yeah… it’s different.
Petty levels are peaking. The ancestors are active. Somebody got stabbed. Somebody got humbled. Somebody got arrested. And we’re not even halfway through the chaos.
Pack light, but bring your opinions.
Virgo Season: where the mess is premium, the commentary is reckless, and your fave probably won’t like it.

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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 Celebration & Explanation
02:27 Tory Lanez Stabbing
04:18 Chris Brown Arrest
06:40 Diddy Trial
12:41 Halle Bailey's Restraining Order
16:40 Yet another 100 vs 100
17:51 "Redheads Are Black..."
20:52 Plantation Fire
21:52 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
23:50 Outro

Something’s in the air—New York is losing its mind, Ryan’s on one, and Joyhdae’s got questions for the heavens.
In this episode, things go left immediately as Ryan revels in the Knicks’ playoff wins while Joyhdae braces for the chaos of a New York championship parade. We celebrate Virgo dominance—from the Pope to the Met Gala to the captain of the Knicks—while unpacking why Virgo season feels eternal this year.
The episode also dives into celebrity chaos, conspiracy theories, and cultural commentary that’ll leave you gasping and laughing at the same time. From digital scams wrapped in racism to wild Met Gala looks, it’s a full spectrum of Black excellence, internet foolishness, and “did-they-really-say-that?” moments.
There’s also a viral raccoon, stolen lettuce jokes, and Ryan realizing he may be too strong for his own good.
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 Ryan's On Another Level
03:07 Observation About Virgos
04:26 Virgo Excellence:  The Pope's a Virgo
06:08 Early Joke
06:53 Joyhdae's Delusion Continues...
09:23 Show Open
09:55 Vibe Check: Ryan
12:27 Vibe Check: Joyhdae
13:33 Vibe Check: Ryan (continued...)
14:03 AITA
18:39 What's Goin' On...?!: Tokyo Toni Speaks On Blue Ivy
20:53 What's Goin' On...?!: Diddy Trial Jury Selection
24:27 What's Goin' On...?!: The Crowd Funded 'N' Word
35:10 PSA
37:20 What's Gon' On...?!: 100 Brits vs 100 Americans
46:14 What's Goin' On...?!: MET Gala 2025
01:01:05 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:06:11 Find Us On All The Things!
01:07:35 One More For The Road...
01:08:06 Outro

On this episode of Virgo Season, things get unhinged fast. Joyhdae might be magical, Ryan is fighting for his life against spring pollen, and somehow we land in a full-blown debate about whether 100 men could really defeat a silverback gorilla. (Spoiler: absolutely not.)
We dive into the cultural phenomenon that is Sinners, Ryan Coogler’s new horror film starring Michael B. Jordan in a dual role. Ryan and Joyhdae have thoughts—from the symbolism and social commentary to why this might be one of the best films of the year. If you haven’t seen it, beware of spoilers. If you have, you’ll want to hear this breakdown.
Then it’s on to Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour and the viral moment her daughter Rumi completely stole the show. We talk about Blue Ivy passing the baton, the evolution of Beyoncé’s legacy, and why the internet needs to stop projecting diagnoses onto Black children enjoying themselves onstage.
Terrence Howard is back on his usual nonsense, this time claiming he turned down playing Marvin Gaye because he’d “cut his lips off” before kissing a man. We unpack the homophobia, the delusion, and the fact that no one even asked for him to play Marvin in the first place.
And yes—it’s real: sperm racing is officially a sport. We break down the details of this live-streamed fertility competition and try to figure out how we ended up in a timeline where people are betting on literal sperm.
Plus, the now-viral internet debate: could 100 men defeat a silverback gorilla in a fight? Joyhdae and Ryan analyze the odds, the science, the stupidity, and why it proves once again that group projects are doomed to fail.
From viral moments to pop culture chaos, this episode of Virgo Season is packed. 

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00:00 Intro00:05 Joyhdae's Delusion
03:13 Vibe Check: Ryan
05:24 Vibe Check: Joyhdae
11:13 New Look
12:27 AITA
19:08 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla
28:38 Terrence Howard as Marvin Gaye
35:27 Trying to Avoid Cowboy Carter Spoilers
40:18 Sperm Racing
45:09 Sinners
01:03:04 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:06:39 Find Us On All The Things!
01:07:28 One More For The Road...
01:08:04 Outro

This week on Virgo Season, we kick things off questioning the current state of music, ask why J.Lo keeps trying those high notes, and somehow end up deciding whether $100 from a public toilet is worth the risk.
From hilarious “This or That” debates to Joyhdae explaining why she’s fully ready to abandon Earth if given the chance, things quickly spiral—but in the best way.
We break down Pope Francis’ dramatic exit after meeting JD Vance (literally shaking hands and heading to glory), Kendrick Lamar’s new Chanel partnership and why it’s the perfect level of petty, and wonder if Waka Flocka is trolling the entire internet with his Tyler Perry biopic announcement.
Meanwhile, Will Smith is out here trying to reboot his rap career (no thanks), Kevin Gates is giving the worst relationship advice known to man, LeBron James reminds everyone why he’s King—and Chinese factories are reminding America that they are world-class at being petty, dragging Trump’s new tariffs without breaking a sweat.
And yes, we even have a brief existential crisis about immortality and whether you really want to live long enough to see the Earth reboot itself into Mad Max territory.
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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Intro
00:05 Nobody Asked: Ryan
01:03 Nobody Asked: Joyhdae
02:27 Welcome
03:16 Game: This or That
16:37 Vibe Check:  Ryan
17:34 Vibe Check:  Joyhdae
22:41 Current Events:  The Pope Died
27:11 Current Events:  Kendrick is Chanel's Newest Brand Ambassador
29:54 Current Events:  Grand National Tour
32:29 Current Events:  Waka Flocka & Tyler Perry
35:42 Current Events:  Will Smith's New Album
40:05 Current Events:  Kevin Gates Criticizes Savannah James
49:01 Current Events:  Chinese Luxury Goods Whistle Blowers
58:26 Current Events:  Shannon Sharpe is Being Sued
01:05:18 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:10:11 Find Us On All The Things!
01:11:19 One More For The Road...
01:12:03 Outro

Things got weirdly cosmic this week—Joyhdae’s ex (allegedly Michael B. Jordan) is back spinning the block in grills she bought, while Ryan’s having an existential crisis about Legos and Virgo logic. And that’s just the intro.
We break down the very serious all-women celebrity space flight that somehow accomplished nothing but soft glam, awkward press quotes, and Auntie Gayle’s wig fighting for its life on reentry. Meanwhile, Fyre Festival is officially cancelled indefinitely—again—and honestly, we don’t know who needs more help: Billy McFarland or the people still buying those tickets.
Coachella gave us everything we didn’t know we needed: T-Pain pirouetting in perfect formation, Meg thee Stallion commanding the desert like she owns the whole state, and Missy Elliott transforming from a car like it’s 2002. Festival season officially belongs to Black women.
But then reality crashes back in: a deeply disturbing subway scandal involving a corpse (yes, a corpse) raises major questions about safety, sanity, and why necrophilia is somehow part of this week’s news cycle. Add in Diddy trying to rebrand his legal team like it’s a diversity initiative, and we’re officially cooked.
Thankfully, there’s a flicker of beauty in the madness—the upcoming Met Gala’s “Vogue Dandyism” theme is putting Black excellence and tailoring on the pedestal it deserves. At least the fashion’s still giving.
It’s Virgo chaos, subway scandal, billionaires doing too much, and a little too much clarity about humanity being the true bad place.

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00:00 Intro
00:05 Joyhdae's Being Delusional Again...
02:47 PSA
05:12 G20
09:43 Roman Reigns
10:09 What's The Word?
17:23 Women In Space
26:54 Why Are We Like This?
29:03 "Man" + Corpse
34:10 Messy Criminal "Mother"
36:51 Diddy Is Looking For A Woman
43:45 Fyre's Flame Extinguished
47:42 Coachella 2025
49:12 Coachella 2025: T-Pain
51:43 Coachella 2025: Missy
55:38 Coachella 2025: Megan Thee Stallion
01:01:20 Vogue: Super Fine
01:06:51 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:09:52 Find Us On All The Things!
01:11:30 One More For The Road...
01:12:08 Outro