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Vanilla Beaners
Paul and Selena
41 episodes
5 days ago
Two Lubbock almost-comedians talk too much about things.
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Two Lubbock almost-comedians talk too much about things.
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Personal Journals
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Vanilla Beaners
Spiritual Awakenings with Torrie Lane

Hey, hi, here's a new episode! We talk to musician, philanthropist, and all around badass Torrie Lane about everything from learning to let go to the CLITS. XOXO and C U Next Tuesday friends!

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5 years ago
1 hour 19 minutes 20 seconds

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Sweat says "Fuck 'Em"!

Hey friends, in person podcast episode with Mr Sweat AKA Eric/Sherrod Hightower! Mental health, toothless blow jobs, and family dinners with dad on this in depth convo with the one and only "Mr 280 to be a lady."Paul wants to know would you wear a diaper? And Selena wants to remind you about your spiritual sweet 16. XOXO and keep your mind off that bullshit!

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5 years ago
1 hour 25 minutes 58 seconds

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Magnet Fishing with JJ

Batten down the hatches y'all! We're back with another episode featuring JJ Howell! We talked about ice cream obsessions (sponsor us J's Creamery), his starbucks cup collection, and then we get real serious about mental health. Remember kids, it's not the end of the world, unless it is. Keep washing those hands because it's just the nice thing to do! XOXO

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5 years ago
1 hour 25 minutes 30 seconds

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Shake N Bake with Jake

Jake Baker is a fresh pretty face in the Lubbock comedy scene. He's a burger/no cheese, waffle/no syrup kind of guy and he's here to teach us a little about writing every day and defying oddness since high school. You can follow him down an alley and admire his glutes but you cant follow him on social media because he's a libertarian aka a bipartisan serial killer. Get on his level! XOXO, wear your mask and hold your farts in public because it's the nice thing to do, ya meatheads!

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5 years ago
51 minutes 28 seconds

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WWJaydenD?

Part Tres with bonus host Steven! We're all in lesbians with Jayden Dodson on this episode because he has no internal monologue and he's crushing those dick ups! IDK what that means honestly but maybe that was my fault? Anyways you cant find him on social media but you can find Paul and his crocs, Selena and her endless social justice worrierism, and Steven and his new bird on insta, FB, and twitter. XOXO and remember to shrink your circumstance whenever you can!

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5 years ago
54 minutes 1 second

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Chrissy the Night Farter
Part Deux of episode 29 with our bonus host Steven Feldman! We chat with our favorite bemidjian bisexual Chrissy Covington about how her cat's a perv, being a night farter, and TVP (which is in fact, not an STD). Sit down and grab some carrots and enjoy the show! XOXO
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5 years ago
34 minutes 12 seconds

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Crunching with Matt
THREE PART EPISODE! Steven Feldman, the artist also known as the Prince of Puns, is our bonus host for this saga of conversational podcasting. This is Part 1 with Matt Villegas, a veteran podcaster/comedian/anti-cardio activist. It's a fucking Croc bro! Find clemente's corner wherever you find your pods and put on a house show because it's gotta last forever, right?! XOXO and do the right thing!
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5 years ago
39 minutes 10 seconds

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The Emotional Truth with Corey Evans

Bathroom anxiety, underfunded school districts, and vaginal energy. We talk about all that and more with comedian and teacher (the ONE and ONLY) Corey Evans! From Lubbock, to Chicago, to Houston and back, he steady stays teaching and telling jokes. Don't find him on social media though, he's gotta keep his job at *redacted* middle school. Thanks for listening, and keep telling your emotional truth, unless that truth is that you want to fuck a dog then keep that shit to yourself! XOXO and wear your masks you monsters!

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5 years ago
1 hour 17 minutes 7 seconds

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Val and Tracy's Dog!
We're talking blacking out, biking, and bone cones with our friend Val Burba in our nastiest episode yet! She's not fucking her dog, she kind of believed in god, and arent relationships so hard!? Get a trim and some mental stim from @valburba on instagram! Also, Paul got gay cruised and Selena is not so secretly afraid of teens. XOXO and please reach out if you need someone to talk to Rest in Peace and Laughter J.H.
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5 years ago
1 hour 40 minutes 7 seconds

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BLM with Nanci and Kirsten
Our longest episode ever and Paul has never been so quiet! We had a very in-depth discussion with local activists and organizers Nanci Glitterati and Kirsten Davis. We hit on our own personal experiences with law enforcement, racial injustice, and some of the goals of Lubbock Activists Striving to End Racism (LASER). Also, Selena has so many problematic favs! So much talk! Never forget PRIDE is a RIOT and let's Defund the Police XOXO
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5 years ago
2 hours 31 minutes 33 seconds

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Michael Pasvar is SO TALL

If you're looking for a distraction from matters that you should definitely be paying attention to, here's a show we did with Michael Pasvar of the DFW area. He's a comedian, a father, and a #juicyjogger. He talked to us about what it's like to be cast as a douchebag college guy, how to find shows in Big Spring where the milk is plentiful, and his new hashtag taking over finspo insta. Pretty sure Paul wants to have sex with him, and Selena is too occupied by the BLM movement against police brutality to have much else to talk about at the moment.  Join the #JuicyJogger nation and punch a local racist today! XOXO and VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

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5 years ago
1 hour 22 minutes 59 seconds

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Too Soon? with Aaron Durbin

BONUS EPISODE! Talking about where we draw the line when it comes to controversial comedy with the low-key verbal assassin himself, Aaron Durbin. Also Paul is wrong and Selena will try to be more sensitive in the future. Check out Laugh Hub City - Lubbock Comedy on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter to see who else we might accidentally offend in the future. Who let the dogs out? We may never know. XOXO

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5 years ago
47 minutes 15 seconds

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Adventures with Efren

Part coyote, part father and all badass; that's Efren. Listen closely now as he tells you about his adventures in self defense, immigrant smuggling, and what happens when people get stingy with their coke. And remember: sharing is caring bro! XOXO

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5 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 6 seconds

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America's Podcast with Adam Teflon

This episode features our good long distance friend Adam Telfah! We talk about intermittent fasting, Adams intro to comedy and unemployment, and his new project: Telfah Tells the News! Check him out on insta @adamstelfah to see pictures of his windbreakers and all his other adventures, and on snapchat @adamstelfah and maybe he'll send you videos of him rubbing honey on his belly. Also, subscribe to his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/SuperTelfah. Ramadan Mubarak everybody! XOXO

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5 years ago
1 hour 29 minutes 35 seconds

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Cockfighting with Kyle
For this weeks episode we started  talking about the pending demise of the natural gas industry, and if things will be different BC, before corona, and AD after disease. Then we talk to Paul's friend Kyle *REDACTED* about pumping Paul and cockfighting, which, believe it or not, are actually two different topics. What do you guys think? Problematic or survival of the fittest? Anywho, thanks for listening and please engage with us on social media or Paul is gonna buy another pair of crocs and no one wants that to happen, especially Selena. XOXO and wash your damn hands!
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5 years ago
1 hour 8 minutes 40 seconds

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Anywho with Kelsey, Evett, and DJ Tony T
Paul and Selena talk briefly about Easter and blasphemy before we introduce this weeks guests on the show. We learn that Kelsey's not really gay because she's never watch Glee; Evett tells us about day-drinking during a corona virus scare; and finally we learn about the history of the local tejano music scene from Lubbock radio legend DJ Tony T. Anywho, follow Kelsey on insta @kelsey_snipes for pictures of fancy beer and her OOTD. Follow Evett on insta @evett_ann for pictures of her SFX makeup artistry, or add her on snap or fb @Evett Arias. And follow Tony T, professional DJ services on facebook, for all your DJ needs. Most importantly relax, have a beer or some jager, and take it one day at a time.  XOXO and wash your damn hands!
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5 years ago
1 hour 40 minutes 33 seconds

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On the Fence with Caleb Davis

It's a Good Friday with our friend (and one of the founders of Laugh Hub City) Caleb Davis! He's here to tell you that it's a shit show in desperate need of guacamole. Follow him on twitter @calbandini for more solid advice like "tell jokes always" and "appreciate each other" and of course "live it, love it, FOREVER!" Thanks for listening you social distancing dweebs, we love you like the non-existent second family of children Paul will not pay child support on. XOXO and wash your hands!

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5 years ago
1 hour 17 minutes 1 second

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What We're Missing with Jorge, Cassandra and Gary
Going to the ER, Bath and BodyWorks, and stand-up comedy. These are the things our guests on this episode miss about life pre-COVID19. Plus Paul says something surprisingly enlightening so don't miss it, it may never happen again! Follow Jorge Mariscal @artvisualphotography on instagram and hit him up for pictures (at a safe social distance of course). You can find updates on #freebritney with Cassandra @cassandravkelley on twitter. And if you're looking for some good old fashioned imaginary friend humor, follow Gary Dorsey and Mister Skip on facebook. Remember "don't fear it, but have a healthy respect for it" and please be safe everyone. XOXO 
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5 years ago
56 minutes 17 seconds

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Shut In with Hartli and Dereck
 In this corona call-in episode we talk to Hartli from Dallas about coming out to your friends and how to cope with depression in times of quarantine. You can follow her on twitter @hartliquinn and maybe you'll see her manic tic-tok videos.  We also hit up the host of Lamons Terms, Dereck, and he tells us about WHORES (the band) and keeping your veganism to yourself, and dont forget to listen to his podcast for the musings of the most interesting man in Lubbock comedy. How are you guys doing? We really want to know! Hit us up on twitter, insta, and facebook @vanillabeaners if this social distancing thing has got you losing your mind. Thanks for listening and wash your goddamn hands! XOXO
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5 years ago
1 hour 16 minutes 47 seconds

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Are We Gonna Die? With Mom, Ryan, and DJ Durb

Hey friends, since we're all going through this situation together Paul and Selena decided to reach out to friends and family to see how everyone's coping. This episode was recorded on March 21st, when there were 5 confirmed cases in Lubbock; on the day this airs there are 25 confirmed cases; so much can change so quickly.  In this episode, we talk to Selena's mom Letticia about how this pandemic is affecting the local economy and the Catholic church, then we put on our tinfoil hats and talk to Ryan Schneider about conspiracies and prepping for the end of the world, and then we hit up our friend and newly-named DJ Durb about the effect this is having on comedy and how he's using his time. Thank you all for listening, we love you and please stay home if you can. XOXO

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5 years ago
1 hour 33 minutes 2 seconds

Vanilla Beaners
Two Lubbock almost-comedians talk too much about things.