Buckle up, Undressed-anistas, because this episode is a full runway of drama, laughs, fashion tea, and mystical revelations! Pol’ and Patrik are back inside their Beverly Hills boutique with the fabulous Gogo Lomo-David (Righteous Gemstones, Shameless), and things get spicy fast. We kick off with Hot Topics — and no one is safe. From the shocking story of Lil Nas X allegedly arrested in Hollywood to the headline-grabbing relationship twists of JoJo Siwa, our hosts dive headfirst into fame’s darker side. Gogo opens up about resisting Hollywood’s vices, sharing how his Nigerian father and grounded upbringing keep him focused. The trio get candid about the dangers of “yes-men” in showbiz, the heartbreak of watching Anna Nicole Smithspiral after tragedy, and why goals and community are the ultimate antidote to self-destruction. But it doesn’t stop there — the infamous Menendez Brothers parole denial sparks a raw debate on justice, forgiveness, and responsibility. From true crime to pop culture, the conversation swerves to Taylor Swift’s jaw-dropping 12th album, “Life of a Showgirl”. Gogo calls it: another era-defining set of hits from the global superstar who built an empire on heartbreak and reinvention. Then comes Runway Rundown, where fashion meets fire. Pol’ and Patrik pull up red carpet looks for Gogo to critique — and he doesn’t hold back. From Luke Combs’ ill-fitting Tweedledee vibes to Sydney Sweeney’s dreamy ivory bustier dress (with a questionable headband), Danny McBride’s off-shade suit, and Walton Goggins’ risk-taking silk chemise moment, every celebrity look gets dissected. And when Chrissy Teigen struts in a daring mesh bustier gown with feathered mermaid skirt, it’s Catwoman chic meets couture controversy. Even Gogo’s own velvet tuxedo Emmy look and his playful pink jacket ensemble are up for critique — bow ties, microfiber jackets, and all. Next, it’s game time with “Holy or Humbug” — a laugh-out-loud quiz where Gogo must guess whether outrageous televangelist scandals happened in real life or on Righteous Gemstones. Did Baby Billy abandon his kid at a gas station? Did a Texas church offer drive-through confessions during COVID? Did Joel Osteen really lock church doors during a hurricane? Holy or Humbug? You’ll be screaming along as Gogo battles tricky wordplay and reveals behind-the-scenes tea. Finally, we land in the mystical with Pol’s signature Armenian coffee reading — and it’s pure destiny. In Gogo’s cup, Pol’ sees a butterfly, symbolizing transformation and fleeting beauty, and delivers a powerful message: a major relationship shift is on the horizon. This isn’t casual—it’s commitment-or-nothing, a love story written in the grounds. Vulnerability, healing, and fate collide as Gogo reflects on love, fear, and opening his heart again. By the end, he admits he feels “beautifully naked — emotionally, mentally, and physically.” From fashion critiques sharper than tweezers, to celebrity confessions, to mystical readings that could change the course of love, this episode has it ALL. Whether you’re here for Taylor Swift, Anna Nicole Smith, Lil Nas X, Sydney Sweeney, Chrissy Teigen, or just Gogo’s infectious energy, you’ll walk away laughing, gasping, and maybe even believing in coffee-ground destiny. 💫 Listen now on Spotify, Apple, SiriusXM, Pandora, and everywhere podcasts stream — and don’t forget: subscribe, bitches, it’s free! CHAPTERS: Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Malibu’s Most Wanted to Most Hung?The banter begins with Jamie Kennedy’s legendary TV and film career—but quickly shifts to the elephant on the internet. Yes, THAT photo. Is it real? We get the truth straight from Jamie himself. (Spoiler: blurry or not, it’s all him.)From Scream to The Jamie Kennedy ExperimentThe boys celebrate Jamie’s cultural moments and roast the younger generation for confusing him with James Kennedy from Vanderpump Rules. According to one producer, Jamie had even “died in a hot tub.” Jamie takes it in stride: “I’m alive, bitches.” Playboy Mansion Secrets & Trunk Sneak-InsJamie shares wild-but-wholesome nights at the Playboy Mansion—rubbing shoulders with Carmen Electra and Anna Nicole Smith, and partying with Too Short on the mic. Meanwhile, Pol’ confesses to sneaking in via a car trunk. They may have even crossed paths at one of those parties… destiny? The coffee thinks so. Coffee Reading Gets Real: “Who’s Whispering in Your Ear?”Pol’ delivers a powerful coffee cup reading that stops Jamie in his tracks, diving into:· Emotional stagnancy· Life-changing decisions· The blurred line between Jamie the person and the persona· And if he should finally put a ring on girlfriend Elyssa’s fingerIt’s insightful, eerie, and so accurate it gives Jamie chills. “You’re 100% right,” he admits. “I have to be all of me. Always.” Hollywood Then & NowJamie opens up about the early days—from being an extra in Dead Poets Society, to Romeo + Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio, to the breakout success of Scream. He recalls working with Steve Martin and Ellen DeGeneres and reflects on how much the industry has changed. Verdict? Social media fame ≠ movie star. He’s rooting for passion over followers. Red Carpet Scams & Designer TeaPol’ drops a bombshell: a major actress demanded six figures just to wear one of his gowns to the Oscars—even though his designs have graced winners like Karen Tolliver (Hair Love). Jamie’s jaw drops. “She made $20 million and wants you to pay her?!” As always, Pol’ and Patrik bring fashion realness with a side of shade. Hot Topics & Flirty Chaos· Zoe Kravitz & Harry Styles: Cute or confusing? Pol’ says let them live.· Jamie’s 20-year age gap with Elyssa: He defends it with honesty and humor. (Also, she’s not in 12th grade. Relax.)· OnlyFans culture: Jamie calls out society’s weird double standards—and if he’d ever post a pickle shot. Snow BooBoo Is Coming…Pol’ & Patrik tease their adorable new doll line: Snow BooBoo from Snow White 90210. Jamie’s sold. Pre-orders are open, and this booboo’s ready to slay. Final ThoughtsBetween the jokes, raunch, and Hollywood chaos, this episode shows a man at a crossroads—balancing fame, love, legacy, and authenticity. Whether you’re a longtime Jamie Kennedy fan or just meeting him, Undressed reminds you that real connection always beats public perception. Don’t miss Part 2—coming soon! More revelations, more glam, and more Jamie Kennedy. Subscribe: linktr.ee/undressedpodFollow Pol Atteu: IG/TikTok/Twitter @polatteu — polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson: IG/TikTok @patriksimpsonbh — patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: IG @snowwhite90210 — snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out in Beverly Hills on Prime Video — gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast — Armenian Coffee Reading: polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gogo Lomo-David joins us for a wild, soulful, and hilarious ride. You’ve seen Gogo in the Starbucks commercial (even though he doesn't drink coffee!), California Lottery, Apartments.com, and The Righteous Gemstones — now get to know the man behind the roles. Even as the face of Starbucks, Gogo admits he doesn't drink coffee — he's naturally wired thanks to his mom’s pregnancy cravings for cola and strawberry yogurt. But for Pol and Patrik? He drinks Armenian coffee… and calls it “extra Black.” Gogo spills the tea on his career glow-up: a new commercial with Jennifer Coolidge, acting in Shameless, and two seasons on The Righteous Gemstones with Danny McBride, Walton Goggins, and John Goodman. He praises the cast’s improv brilliance and the joy of being on such a dynamic set. Before the gigs, Gogo was an Uber driver. He met wild riders (including someone who discovered Lady Gaga) and endured bad ones (a drunk passenger dropping slurs). These stories reveal Gogo’s grit — he drove Uber by day, auditioned by night, and built connections along the way. Gogo shares his African-American story: born in Pennsylvania, raised in North Carolina, and Nigerian by heritage. He teaches Pol and Patrik phrases in Pidgin English, mixing humor with heartfelt reflection. The heart of the episode comes when Pol performs a coffee reading. He sees deep love — a woman Gogo knows well, someone he’s never dated but deeply connected to. Gogo opens up: they met in 2016, stayed close, but he backed away when feelings grew. The next day, her boyfriend broke up with her. Now? They’re heading to a wedding in Italy — together. 👀 Pol urges him to stop separating career and love. “She’s waiting. It’s your move.” Gogo listens. Pol also sees a passion project Gogo left behind. Gogo confirms he co-wrote a pilot — and it’s time to finish it. The message is clear: start now. Between real talk, the trio dives into LA car life: Uber trauma, valet disasters, and self-driving cars with massage seats. Patrik won’t Uber. Pol' refuses to valet. Gogo just wants a ride. Did we mention Gogo sings? He performed "Happy Birthday" for Goldie Hawn and Niecy Nash’s daughter, even going viral on TikTok. That same week? He booked Gemstones. Coincidence? Nope. ·       Starbucks secrets ☕ ·       Jennifer Coolidge tea 🍵 ·       Uber horror stories 🚘 ·       Spiritual love readings 💘 ·       Career manifestation 🌠 🎧 Listen now on all platforms🔮 Book a coffee reading: PolAtteu.com🌍 Join the Coffee Reading Tour⭐ Rate, Review & Subscribe to Undressed with Pol & Patrik Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The couture chaos continues as Danielle Vasinova struts back into the Undressed studio with Pol’ Atteu, Patrik Simpson, and Beverly Hills’ tiniest diva, SnowWhite90210. If Part 1 had you gagging, Part 2 will leave you clutching your pearls. This hour is dripping with celebrity gossip, haute couture, Hollywood drama, and a coffee reading that might just change Danielle’s life. 👠 Haute vs. Hot TopicsWe kick things off in true Undressed fashion — with Pol’s infamous “Haute Topics” (yes, that’s haute darling, spelled H-A-U-T-E) versus Patrik’s “Hot Topics.” Danielle dives into her unfiltered opinions on the latest in Hollywood, from Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck’s never-ending saga to the drama swirling around Britney Spears, and even a sprinkle of shade about Kim Kardashian. Of course, Patrik stirs the pot while Pol insists everything sounds better with a French accent. 🎭 Hollywood ConfessionsFrom her Emmy-winning role on The Bay to her wild ride in the Yellowstone universe and the upcoming The Madison spinoff, Danielle dishes about life on set with powerhouse names like Kevin Costner. She shares behind-the-scenes stories that rival couture fittings for Paris Hilton, Carrie Underwood, and Scheana Shay — all while Pol’ recounts the madness of juggling gowns for red carpets, reality stars, and even Anna Nicole Smith’s iconic looks. The star-studded chatter has Patrik comparing Hollywood to one giant, never-ending Real Housewives reunion. 🎲 Game OnNo guest escapes without playing the Undressed lightning round. Danielle fields cheeky questions about her dream co-stars (spoiler: Brad Pitt still makes the list), her red-carpet fashion fails, and who she thinks would survive a night out in Vegas with her (hint: not everyone). Between giggles and gasps, Pol’ and Patrik keep the couture chaos coming. ☕ Coffee Ground TruthsThen comes the moment every guest fears and craves: Pol’s Armenian coffee reading. Danielle’s cup overflows with juicy revelations — hints of romance, career leaps, and a big opportunity involving someone with serious Hollywood clout. Patrik adds his sharp-tongued commentary, dropping names like he’s serving champagne flutes at the Oscars. Whether it’s fate, fashion, or fabulous gossip, the grounds don’t lie. 💎 The Final SipBy the end, Danielle reminds us why she’s Hollywood glam with a heart of gold. Between the haute (oot) topics, unfiltered celebrity tea, playful games, and one jaw-dropping mystical reading, this episode is pure Undressed magic. From Yellowstone’s ranches to Beverly Hills couture houses, Danielle proves she can ride, slay, and sip with the best of them. Undressed-anistas, grab your couture coffee mug — this one’s hot, haute, and hilariously unfiltered. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you do when the man who once slid into your DMs ends up becoming your husband? If you’re Kiara Liz Ortega, you marry him in Ireland at the actual P.S. I Love You bridge, wear a black diamond ring, and then laugh years later about the fact that yes—technically—you married your stalker. In this unfiltered, hilarious, and heart-tugging episode, the former Miss Universe Puerto Rico and star of The Bay opens up with Pol’ Atteu and Patrik Simpson about everything from red-carpet disasters to her chaotic globe-trotting honeymoon. Imagine this: France, Italy, Qatar (during missile strikes, no less), the Maldives, Egypt, and Spain—all in just a few weeks. Kiara dishes on luxury bungalows, underwater hotels, driving through Spain like locals, and the surreal moment of almost canceling a trip because bombs were flying overhead. But the glamour didn’t come without the drama. From falling down studio stairs mid-shoot (and her husband casually saying “I’ll call you tomorrow” at 3 a.m.) to navigating soap opera storylines covered in blood yet dressed in couture, Kiara keeps the laughs rolling. She reveals how she hid her gowns from fellow pageant girls to avoid sabotage, walked a stage with mismatched shoes, survived zippers breaking right before a red carpet, and even flashed the wrong underwear during finals night—all while keeping her crown intact. Fashion lovers will swoon over the Runway Rundown details of her emerald gown designed by Pol’ Atteu, a dress that somehow looked breathtaking even while she was dodging soap-opera gunfire. Meanwhile, Pol’ and Patrik roast her kitchen skills, insisting she looked like she’d never seen a stove while filming, which Kiara blames entirely on her character, Dre Collins Castro. And then the tone shifts. The much-anticipated coffee reading uncovers something deeper—a snow globe from Hollywood she must keep close to anchor her balance, a wish from childhood she’s still carrying, and the undeniable pull between financial stability and her true passion: acting. Vulnerable and raw, Kiara admits she longs to represent Puerto Rico not just with a crown, but with her craft, her voice, and her heart. She recalls the resilience of Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria, where strangers pushed each other’s cars in endless gas lines, laughter breaking through despair. For Kiara, that memory fuels her drive: to keep representing her island proudly in every project she takes on. By the end, we’ve laughed at the absurd (duct tape as a fashion savior), swooned over romance (a whirlwind proposal just four months in), gasped at the near disasters (missiles in Qatar, broken gowns, chaotic commutes), and sat in awe as Kiara shared the most mystical moment of all—the coffee cup confirming a wish she’s carried since she was ten years old. This isn’t just a podcast episode. It’s a full ride: pageant sabotage, stalker-turned-husband romance, international honeymoon chaos, couture breakdowns, and a mystical glimpse at the future. Kiara Liz Ortega proves she’s more than a queen—she’s a survivor, a storyteller, and a Puerto Rican star who’s just getting started. So grab your coffee, buckle up, and prepare to be undressed in the best way possible.   CHAPTERS: Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The glam squad is in overdrive as Pol’ Atteu and Patrik Simpson welcome actress, model, and total powerhouse Danielle Vasinova into the Undressed hot seat! You know her from The Bay (where she snagged an Emmy), the Yellowstone universe (1923), and now the buzzy new series The Madison alongside Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell. But behind the Hollywood dazzle is a farm girl from Connecticut who once shoveled manure, milked cows, and slept in her horse’s stall when she got mad at her parents. Talk about rags-to-red-carpet! From cheerleading drama (she made the squad, her best friend didn’t) to being scouted by Elite in a mall, Danielle dishes how her small-town upbringing collided with the high-fashion world of New York. She opens up about moving to L.A. in her Honda Accord, crashing on a blow-up mattress in Van Nuys (with some colorful neighbors), and landing her first acting gig on The Young and the Restless as “Stone” — literally overnight. The convo goes wild with casino confessions (Pol' screaming like a jackpot winner over $5), favorite cocktails (Danielle’s a “skinny spicy” girl, Patrik’ a Espresso Martini queen), and whether marrying Danielle could get Pol' or Patrik that coveted Cherokee/Sioux “check.” From horse racing dreams (her bucket list is a Kentucky Derby winner named Danny California) to how she landed 1923 by actually knowing how to ride a horse when another actress couldn’t — Danielle proves preparation meets destiny. Plus, she spills on working with Harrison Ford, crossing paths with Helen Mirren, and filming The Madison in Montana. The tea gets deeper when Danielle reveals she nearly lost her life in early COVID days — placed on a ventilator, dropping to 90 pounds, and relearning how to walk. Her resilience and gratitude shine as she recalls surviving against all odds, a life-changing moment that reshaped everything. Patrik and Pol’ share their own brushes with illness, a dramatic horse accident (caught on film for Gown and Out in Beverly Hills), and how angels—and a bit of couture flair—always seem to intervene. And because it’s not Undressed without some glam gossip, we touch on Danielle being honored as Glamour Magazine’s Woman of the Year, modeling for Condé Nast in Cappadocia, and her Comic-Con adventures (yes, being body-scanned in Van Nuys by “Dick” is as awkward as it sounds). Finally, Pol’ pulls Danielle into the mystical world of his famous coffee cup reading. In the grinds, he sees anchors of her life: a feather tied to her role as Kestrel in The Madison and a volcanic rock from Iceland she always carries, both symbols of grounding and destiny. The reading hints at not only two new opportunities ahead, but also a hidden admirer in her life who wants to step out of the “friend zone.” Danielle is shook, Patrik is cackling, and Pol’ insists the rock will guide her toward love and fortune. From Hollywood gossip to heartfelt survival stories, farm life to fashion spreads, and casinos to Comanche dialect coaches, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, revelations, and glam-tastic storytelling that proves Danielle Vasinova is anything but ordinary. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kiara Liz Ortega, AKA: Former Miss Universe Puerto Rico, star of Mira Quién Baila (which she won!), and TV host, takes us on a journey from bartending in San Juan to walking the stage in Bangkok for Miss Universe — and everywhere in between. We learn (in hilarious fashion) that Puerto Rico is in fact an island. Cue the laughter as we share memories from El Conquistador, Palomino Island, and Rincón. Kiara clarifies misconceptions and paints a vivid picture of Puerto Rico’s surf culture, geography, and food (yes, we’re talking about that famous Ponce ice cream). We get the real story behind Kiara representing Rincón in the pageant: a surfer boy. With giggles and a hint of nostalgia, she confesses her first love inspired the choice. The moment becomes even sweeter when Pol’s coffee reading reveals that her heart still echoes with “J.” (Spoiler: Not Juan Carlo) From slinging whiskey to being scouted by a regular (whose daughter is Miss World 2016, Estefanía del Valle), Kiara’s Cinderella story begins. Her bar patrons even started a “pageant fund” jar to help her train — throwing down cash in a bidding war of support. Kiara shares how she went from underdog to international finalist — while secretly battling self-sabotage the night before the pageant. The emotional honesty is unforgettable. Post-pageant, she won Mira Quién Baila, starred in theater, and became a TV host in Mexico and the U.S. (And yes, she got a check instead of a trophy — and she's not mad about it .) Kiara opens up about doing charity work before she was ever crowned — especially her work with Centro Inés, a home for the elderly in Puerto Rico. She describes how “just showing up” can be the most powerful act of love. Pol' delivers a spot-on coffee reading, revealing the number 8 as a sign of major transformations, especially in love, timing, and new projects. Kiara’s shocked — and clearly holding back juicy details about what’s coming next.  ·       The Osbourne “suicide pact” and navigating love & loss ·       The Idaho college murders & the ethics of the death penalty ·       Her parents' real-life telenovela: separated for 13 years, reunited at 18 ·       The abusive relationship she survived — and how her father rescued her ·       Her emotional journey to forgive him and make him her best friend CHAPTERS: Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We get deep and wild in Part 2 with Shahs of Sunset icon Reza Farahan, in a no-filter convo about storage wars, real estate drama, reality TV chaos, fashion highs and lows, and one seriously powerful coffee reading. 💸 STORAGE IS THE DEVILWe kick off with laugh-out-loud stories of decades-old storage units, wasted money, and ruined “treasures.” Reza hilariously compares storage fees to credit card interest, while Patrik reveals Pol’ forced him to clean out a unit in Arizona—only to throw everything away. Lesson: don’t store it, donate it! 🏡 REAL ESTATE & RENT RANTSReza unpacks the highs and horrors of today’s housing market with the honesty only a top agent can bring. With interest rates sky-high, even he admits leasing sometimes wins. And yes, Paris Hilton buying Mark Wahlberg’s home for $63M comes up—with Patrik joking you'd need a staff of 50 just to wipe it down! 📺 REALITY TV TEAReza gets real about his Traitors experience (“never again”), how Shahs helped—and hurt—his real estate biz, and what happened when fans posed as buyers just to get selfies. Plus, behind-the-scenes Bravo dynamics: who’s still tight, who’s still mad, and what changed off-camera. 💥 HAUTE TOPICS SEGMENTThe crew dives into the P. Diddy trial, fame, power, and the danger of feeling untouchable. Reza doesn’t hold back—comparing Diddy’s downfall to R. Kelly’s. Also discussed: Tom Sandoval on America’s Got Talent Ariana Madix’s post-Scandoval glow-up Cancel culture & clout-chasing Generational shifts in ownership & minimalism 👗 RUNWAY RUNDOWNLet the fashion roast begin. Reza puts his $2K Amiri shirt and $25K Van Cleef necklace on the line, and Patrik doesn’t hold back: “You look like you fell asleep on a beach in Hawaii!” Also under the style microscope: Dylan Efron’s Vanity Fair look Gigi’s Pretty Woman vibes Who slayed vs. who screamed “emergency outfit change” ☕️ THE COFFEE READINGIn a powerful moment, Pol’ reads Reza’s coffee grounds and reveals a deep emotional scar. Reza opens up about growing up in a mixed Jewish-Muslim family, being rejected by his grandmother, and reconciling with his late father. The reading? Spot on. 🌱 A DREAM REVEALEDReza shares a longtime dream: building an animal sanctuary for unadopted pets to live freely. We connect him to Lands in Love—a real-life sanctuary in Costa Rica—and Pol’ encourages him to start now. 🔮 MORE COFFEE VISIONS: A hidden secret in Reza’s home Someone from his past returning A shift toward emotional healing and clarity Reza says it best: “I feel like I had the best therapy session of my life.” This episode is equal parts hilarious, heartfelt, and chaotic—packed with celebrity drama, Bravo bombshells, fashion hits and flops, psychic moments, and the start of something truly meaningful. Let me know if you want a short teaser version or quote card next! 🎧 Listen to this episode now—because you’re overdue for a coffee reading and a good laugh. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this wild and wonderful follow-up, powerhouse actress and former attorney Stacie Greenwell returns to join Pol' Atteu and Patrik Simpson for an unforgettable episode of hot tea, Armenian Coffee, deep truths, and fierce fashion. From lawsuits to lube, no topic is safe! 🔥 Hot Topics on FireStacie reacts to the jaw-dropping $260 million lawsuit against Tyler Perry, dissecting the legal and ethical complexities with her signature grace. Patrik and Pol' add their spicy takes—complete with jokes, eye-rolls, and plenty of gasps—while everyone wonders aloud: Who is Derrick Dixon, and why does his name sound like a stage name? 💥 Celebrity Encounters & Industry BombshellsThe convo turns to Diddy, Bill Cosby, R. Kelly, and power gone wrong in Hollywood. Stacie reflects thoughtfully, while Pol' recalls a red carpet moment involving Diddy, a metal detector, and unexpected “accessories.” 👀 🎬 Cross Talk & Bond BreakdownWe get a hot insider scoop from Stacie about the hit Prime Video series Cross, working with Isaiah Mustafa, and the character legacy first played by Morgan Freeman and later, Tyler Perry. The gang also weighs in on the rumor of Jonathan Bailey becoming the next James Bond—and gives major props to icon Grace Jones, who apparently turned Pol’ gay on sight. 💅 👗 Runway Rundown: Fashion Mayhem Ensues ·       Mercedes De La Zerda slays in a black dress, but Pol’ wants more drama (bigger earrings, pulled-back hair, a statement ring, darling!). ·       Isaiah Mustafa earns praise for his smile and style—despite a questionable pant wrinkle and orthopedic boot. ·       Stacie herself is the final fashionista judged, looking radiant in a cinnamon silk ensemble… but where was the Harry Winston sparkle? ⚖️ Law & Order or Hollywood Script?In a game segment full of laughs, Stacie proves her lawyer past is still paying off—guessing every real vs. fictional courtroom scenario correctly. From suing yourself to piña colada slip-and-falls, she rings the bell with flair and accuracy! 🔮 Coffee Reading MagicPol’ takes center stage with a jaw-dropping coffee grounds reading. The appearance of an “E” confirms Stacie’s upcoming trip to Cancun with her sister Erica and their mother (to celebrate retirement—aww!). But it’s the heart with wings at the bottom of the cup that stuns everyone—it symbolizes Stacie’s dreams taking flight. A spiritual mic drop! 💖 Wrap-Up WisdomThe episode ends with gratitude, joy, and deep respect. Pol' and Patrik share how public scrutiny often forgets the humanity behind the fame. Stacie opens up about her journey, chosen family, and standing firm in a complicated industry. There’s laughter, reflection, and fierce love all around. 🎤 Final Question:“You’ve just been undressed by Pol’ and Patrik… how do you feel?”Stacie: “I feel amazing.”Us: SAME. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hold onto your Fendi tags and your Zaddy energy, because Reza Farahan is in the boutique and the tea is steeped in Persian opulence! On this glitzy, hilarious, and wildly unfiltered sit-down when the Shahs of Sunset icon turns up the charm—and the shade. From BravoCon buzz to Beverly Hills realness, no subject is off limits. We kick things off with a love fest over interior wellness drinks and a lunch at Novikov that blossomed into a newfound friendship. Reza spills about Persian parties, being raised in a house filled with constant entertaining, and why he avoids some Beverly Hills events—something Pol’ totally relates to from his Armenian background. And the chumps? Yes, Jeff Lewis gets a name drop, and the Billboard moment in NYC lights up the convo. The fashion talk hits hard when Reza reveals he’s got racks of unworn designer looks (hello, $1500 silk shirts!)—but no, he’s not donating them, honey. Those pieces are headed to BravoCon. Sorry, Pol’, no couture hand-me-downs this time. They also reminisce about Yours, Mine & Ours and the hilarious, never-picked-up Persian Home Conversion pitch, complete with dead taxidermy and diamond water yoga. And yes, we want that show! Then it's all about SnowWhite90210 and the upcoming SnowBuBu dolls—yes, changeable bows, crowns, and even a recorded growl. The merch madness is real, and Patrik’s hoping it’ll buy him a house in the Flats. The convo dives deep into relationships: Reza shares about his decade-long marriage to husband Adam (14 years total!), their love of travel, and plans for a milestone anniversary trip or bash. We find out Adam’s a chill, homebody Gemini while Reza is the social butterfly (and low-key Zaddy to their adorable dog, Marty). The episode explores balance in relationships, how opposites attract, and what it’s like to be in the public eye with a partner who isn’t about the spotlight. Then… the infamous coffee reading. Pol’ picks up on some seriously spooky truths: Reza's planning a massive home renovation, which—shockingly—he hasn’t told anyone publicly. He’s floored as Pol’ accurately senses energy shifts, spiritual anchors, and even a mysterious, sacred presence tied to the longtime previous homeowner. It’s not a ghost, but it’s definitely a vibe. Reza confirms it all—including a hidden hook with a “key to the safe” he found under a vanity drawer. Wild! The real estate talk turns educational as Reza drops wisdom from his Iranian family legacy and gives two golden rules: never lease and never pay credit card interest. Patrik confesses he’s breaking both. There’s also a juicy story about selling his husband’s G-Wagon behind his back. (He thought it was just in for service. Spoiler: it wasn’t.) From Gemini exes to Cartier rings, Van Cleef to juice cleanses, and even Patrik & Pol’s 22-year love story and 89-country travel tradition—this episode is equal parts glam, LOL, heart, and hustle. And yes, Reza may or may not be filming for a top-secret show (Valley Persian Style?), but his wardrobe’s ready for the spotlight, even if he can’t confirm a thing. BravoCon, dolls, coffee grounds, and home makeovers—it’s all happening. ✨ Don’t miss Part 2—it only gets juicier. 👉 Follow @polatteu, @patriksimpson, @snowwhite90210 & @rezafarahan📺 Watch Gown and Out in Beverly Hills on Prime Video☕ Book your own Armenian coffee reading at: polatteu.com🛍️ And get ready… the SnowBuBu dolls are coming this holiday season!   CHAPTERS: Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week welcome Stacie Greenwell into the Pol’ Atteu Beverly Hills Boutique. Hollywood may be built on stories, but few are as fiercely fabulous and unexpectedly heartfelt as hers. In our dazzling “Undressed” sit-down, we welcome the award-nominated scene-stealer whose breakout line “F*ck the police” from Amazon Prime Video’s Cross had fans gagged—and law enforcement shook! Kicking things off with signature sass, we roll out the red carpet for Stacie (yes, in green!) and dive into her seriously stacked resume—from Shameless to Sharp Objects with Amy Adams, to Big Little Lies with Reese Witherspoon and The Pit (hello, twisted testicles!). She spills all about being handpicked by the late, legendary director Jean-Marc Vallée, who kept sliding her into emotional scenes because he saw something extraordinary in her. Spoiler alert: he was right. But the real plot twist? Before stealing scenes on screen, Stacie was slaying in the courtroom. A University of Virginia Law grad and former Washington D.C. bankruptcy attorney, she recounts the life-changing moment in a law library when a voice whispered, “This is not your life.” One mock trial and a wig later, she was hooked on performance—and Broadway, baby! We insist she got off the bus and landed on a billboard. Honestly? Not far from the truth. As the convo heats up, on our Gown and Out in Beverly Hills connections to Modern Family, and bond with Stacie over shared Emmy hopes. (She was submitted for not one but TWO categories: Guest Actress in The Pit and Supporting Actress in Cross—yes, queens manifest!) We even get some juicy Jeff Bezos wedding FOMO, throwbacks to our Emmys encounter, and why Beverly Hills PD officers are hotter than hot. (Six-packs and skincare routines? Sign us up.) The glamour hits a cosmic high with Pol’s Armenian coffee reading, which brings chills and truth bombs. An "E" appears in Stacie’s cup—revealing Cousin Erica as her spiritual anchor and greatest supporter. The reading also uncovers her desire to write—a second calling that’s destined to unlock a whole new dimension of her career. Whether it's a memoir, screenplay, or her own pilot, the universe is saying: the pen is your power, girl. ✍️ This episode is brimming with soul, sparkle, and major laughs—from nipping dogs and self-tape disasters to iconic moments with Martha Stewart, Katie Couric, and Judge Lauren Lake (yes, the singing judge!). It's a masterclass in intuition, reinvention, and letting your spirit lead you from the courtroom to the soundstage. 🎬 Plus: — Which cast member Stacie wasn't expecting to turn villainous on Cross — Who Patrik insists is stealing his spotlight (spoiler: it’s still him) — And how Snow White 90210 continues to upstage everyone, even in Times Square 💋 So grab your coffee (or pour some champagne), because this episode is a heartfelt, hilarious, and high-voltage ride with one of Hollywood’s brightest rising stars. ✨ Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe. Follow us @PolAtteu, @PatrikSimpson & @SnowWhite90210. And stream Gown and Out in Beverly Hills on Prime Video! This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to ⁠HurrdatMedia.com⁠ or the ⁠Hurrdat Media YouTube⁠ channel! Subscribe to our audio: ⁠linktr.ee/undressedpod⁠ Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: ⁠@polatteu⁠  Tiktok: ⁠@polatteu ⁠ Twitter: ⁠@polatteu ⁠ ⁠www.polatteu.com⁠ Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: ⁠@patriksimpson ⁠ Tiktok: ⁠@patriksimpsonbh⁠ ⁠www.patriksimpson.com⁠ Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: ⁠@snowwhite90210⁠ Twitter: ⁠@SnowWhite9010⁠ ⁠www.snowwhite90210.com⁠ Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on ⁠Prime Video⁠.  ⁠www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com⁠ #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: ⁠https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In our Part two we welcome back our glamorous friend, Crystal Kung Minkoff—Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, digital entrepreneur, and co-host of the Humble Brag Podcast. From Beverly Hills to Aspen, no topic is off-limits as they peel back the designer layers of fame, friendship, and family. Housewives Highs & HindsightsCrystal candidly opens up about her time on RHOBH, revealing she felt embarrassed to fully lean in and often tried to hide from the spotlight. She reflects on how the experience taught her the power of owning her narrative—something she now embraces in podcasting and digital ventures without shame. Hollywood & Bling Empire GossipPatrik digs into Crystal’s social circle, including Christine Chiu of Bling Empire, who almost joined RHOBH before choosing Netflix glitz instead. Crystal shares how family health issues kept Christine off Bravo—and why she respects the decision not to exploit real-life struggles for ratings. Parenting in the Digital AgeThe conversation turns heartfelt as Crystal explains why her kids still don’t have phones—only Apple Watches—and how social media’s toxicity drives her protective instincts. Patrik counters with hilarious stories of tracking their foster daughter’s location and the day she vanished…only to FaceTime them from a restaurant in Aspen after hopping a private jet with Nicolas Cage’s son. Runway Rundown & Reunion FashionsThe group plays their signature Runway Rundown, dishing on RHOBH reunion looks. Patrik roasts Garcelle Beauvais’pearl mesh dress—revealing Bravo forced a last-minute wardrobe change after Sutton wore a similar color, canceling Garcelle’s custom Swarovski-beaded nude gown Pol' spent nights creating. Crystal admits she prefers understated elegance and reveals her own reunion look: a deep green lace cocktail dress by Yannick Machado, paired with an enormous 30-carat Indian ring (sadly, just on loan!). Celebrity Style & Designer DramaThey also weigh in on Erika Jayne’s infamous gold mesh gown by Marco Marco—especially Erika’s dismissive “some designer” remark that sparked outrage in the fashion world. Patrik shares insights about dressing Beyoncé, Cardi B, and the tricky politics of costume and design. Personal Revelations & Body ImageCrystal bravely discusses her history with an eating disorder and body dysmorphia, explaining how showing cleavage on TV was a huge step in reclaiming her self-esteem. Pol’ and Patrik shower her with praise, reminding her she’s every bit a supermodel. Coffee Reading MagicThe episode crescendos with Pol’s Armenian coffee reading. He sees unresolved tension with someone close—a betrayal that split a friend group. Crystal resonates instantly, recalling a fallout that divided her social circle. Pol' guides her through a ritual to release the energy. Crystal is visibly moved, ready to set herself free. Final Thoughts & LaughsAs the episode wraps, Crystal marvels at how accurate the reading felt and jokes about her “simple” life—while wearing a 30-carat ring and couture. CHAPTERS: Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Season Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We welcome back comedian, author, and former Chelsea Lately star Sarah Colonna for a no-holds-barred Part 2. From influencer lists to psychic warnings, nothing’s off-limits. We start by comparing notes on being left out of influencer trips while Sarah confesses, she just came back for another coffee reading. “I just wanted a second opinion,” she laughs. The gang dives into “Haute Topics,” debating Kelsey Grammer welcoming baby number eight at 70.  We react to The Chrisleys pardoned by Trump after stealing millions. “How do they get picked over people in for petty crimes?” Sarah wonders. Patrik sums it up: “Best friends with the president.” Next, we rave about Jeremy Allen White (Sarah’s Shameless co-star) starring as Bruce Springsteen in a new biopic. Sarah shares she met him at table reads and jokes she wants to cameo as Courtney Cox in the “Dancing in the Dark” video. They debate whether Jeremy can sing or not. On Runway Rundown, the critiques get spicy. Chelsea Handler’s silver strapless gown draws mixed reviews—Patrik calls it “prom 1975,” while Sarah defends her ex-boss: “I think it looks good on her!” Elsa Hosk’s sheer, couture Cannes gown blows them away: “This is the definition of slay.” Kristen Stewart’s cream shorts suit sparks debate over proportions and those controversial bobby socks. When Sarah’s own red satin top appears on screen, Patrik calls it “Halloween gone bad.” She promises never to wear it again. In between fashion roasts, they commiserate over self-tape auditions. Patrik groans about taping for parts like crack dealers, plastic-surgery addicts, and porn-star managers. Sarah admits she prefers professional taping studios because filming with her husband is “a recipe for divorce.” Then it’s time for Pol’s coffee reading—Sarah’s main reason for showing up again. He sees: A person close to her (with a “J” in the name) who pretends to be supportive but is actually jealous and waiting for the right moment to sabotage her. A project she’s put aside that will unite her stand-up, writing, and acting—her real path forward. A future trip that will be canceled, and she shouldn’t force it (“You’ll find out later you weren’t supposed to go.”).  Sarah looks stunned: “I think I know who this is.” They play a game of “Sarah Colonna: Chelsea Lately or Football Wife?” recalling whether she ever flashed an audience (she didn’t), spilled a drink on the owner’s shoes (also didn’t), or got mistaken for a cheerleader (sadly, no). They giggle about Snow White 90210 being called “Little Thunder” at football games. Sarah shares memories of her worst commercial—a Home Depot ad shot near the airport with no AC. “They were mad I was sweating in July!” she recalls. They laugh about how she still does self-tapes, though she’d rather be in the room getting feedback. Wrapping up, Sarah talks about her live shows in Oregon, San Antonio, Las Vegas, Tacoma, and Spokane. She plugs her podcasts: Are You My Podcast with Mary Radzinski The Book Lisp with her husband Jon (“It’s about books—and our lisp!”) We end with Sarah declaring she feels “naked and afraid—in the best way.”  This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to ⁠⁠HurrdatMedia.com⁠⁠ or the ⁠⁠Hurrdat Media YouTube⁠⁠ channel!   Subscribe to our audio: ⁠⁠linktr.ee/undressedpod⁠⁠ Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: ⁠⁠@polatteu⁠⁠  Tiktok: ⁠⁠@polatteu ⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠@polatteu ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.polatteu.com⁠⁠ Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: ⁠⁠@patriksimpson ⁠⁠ Tiktok: ⁠⁠@patriksimpsonbh⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.patriksimpson.com⁠⁠ Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: ⁠⁠@snowwhite90210⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠@SnowWhite9010⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.snowwhite90210.com⁠⁠ Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on ⁠⁠Prime Video⁠⁠.  ⁠⁠www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com⁠⁠ #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: ⁠⁠https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's part 2 of our wild, unfiltered, and unexpectedly emotional episode when Carolyn Wiger returns to break down her time on The Traitors, share behind-the-scenes drama, and reflect on life, loyalty, and lips. Carolyn explains why she refused to eliminate Dorinda Medley early in the game—despite strategy and pressure—calling her a “badass bitch” and recognizing how much fans adore her. She also unleashes her honest take on Boston Rob Mariano, criticizing his overexposure and dominance, saying it made others feel like “pawns.” She calls out Bob the Drag Queen and Danielle Reyes for backstabbing her mid-game, which left her feeling betrayed and emotional. There’s still no real resolution, and Carolyn opens up about how much it hurt—especially from people she expected more compassion from. 💄 Runway Rundown turns brutally fabulous as we roast the reunion looks: ·       Carolyn’s outfit is lovingly dragged as “cheap Barbie meets bacon spray tan.” She explains a stylist drama and personal struggles that led to the wardrobe mishap. ·       Gabby’s velvet hand dress? “A craft project from Catholic school.” ·       Brittany’s dress? “Sound of Music meets castle drapes.” 💋 Carolyn laughs through the pain and owns it all with humility and humor. 🔮 In a touching twist, Pol’ performs an Armenian coffee reading, revealing a mysterious “S” with a heart in the cup—signaling someone from her past will reenter her life in a meaningful way. Carolyn is visibly affected. Pol' urges her to stop overthinking a current opportunity: “Sign the damn dotted line.” 🔥 3-Word Cast Game Highlights: ·       Chanel Ayan: “Titties” ·       Matt Blankenship: “Papa” ·       Carson Garrett: “Turtle” ·       Boston Rob: “Big Daddy” ·       Danielle Reyes: Just silence. Ouch. She also throws shade at Sam Asghari for doing little on The Traitors (“he brought napkins”) and reacts to hot topics like Kris Jenner’s $200K facelift, Justin Bieber’s money drama, and Trump pardoning the Chrisleys (“Makes me want to do drugs again”). This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com or the Hurrdat Media YouTube channel! 💬 Best Quote:“I wanted to look like a Barbie. A drag queen Barbie. You’re lucky I didn’t wear a crown.” 🎭 Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read   What You'll Get: ·       Unfiltered Traitors tea ·       Survivor gossip & game breakdowns ·       Reality TV fashion disasters ·       A spiritual surprise in an Armenian coffee cup ·       Laughter, honesty, and just the right amount of shade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s Part 1 with the one and only Crystal Kung Minkoff for a glitzy, gloriously unfiltered episode! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, Humble Brag podcast queen, and wife of The Lion King director Rob Minkoff, Crystal joins Pol’ & Patrik to spill tea—unsweetened, over-iced, and stirred with Armenian coffee. With Snow White 90210 at the groomer (priorities, people), the boys dive into Crystal’s Housewives origin story: a casual Mommy & Me moment with Teddi Mellencamp turned into a Zoom with 20 Bravo execs. In designer athleisure, she was crowned a new Housewife. Her reaction? “Uh…okay?” Even the Bravo head honcho was gagged. Crystal didn’t chase fame—she married into it. With over 20 years alongside Rob, she had a lot to lose. Between raising kids and protecting her husband’s Disney reputation, she wasn’t about to get shredded by Lisa Rinna for sport. Even Rob’s agent (who reps Brandi Glanville and Denise Richards) told her: “Don’t do it!” But Bravo got her. Zoom filming turned into sipping with Kyle Richards, dodging Erika Jayne-level drama, and saying “hell no” to shady producer setups. As for the cast? Crystal’s real ones were Garcelle Beauvais and Sutton Stracke—until the group chat imploded. (Looking at you, Random 👀.) Pol’ and Patrik dig into the contrast between reality TV and real Hollywood glam. Crystal can’t even film her real life—Oscars, Emmys, and dinners with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Silverman, and the legendary Betty White (RIP). And yes, Cheryl Cecchetto—the Governor’s Ball planner—also did Crystal’s wedding. Quiet. Rich. Flex. Then, boom: Pol’s Armenian coffee reading. Spooky-accurate. He sees Crystal possibly moving, expanding, shifting… toward something more fulfilling than Housewives. Is it a memoir? A wellness brand? A new show? She’s not saying—but she’s thinking. Hard. There’s talk of houseguests, her open-door policy, a possible Bravo return (“Maybe…”), and even tea about Jeff Lewis, Cynthia Bailey, Tamra Judge, and Jennifer Tilly. And the roast? Housewives in “rented homes and leased Jaguars.” We said what we said. By the end, Crystal leaves the boys howling and the audience begging for Part 2. She’s raw. She’s reflective. And she might just be ready for her next act. One thing’s Crystal clear: she’s not a side character—she’s the whole damn narrative. 🎙 A Hurrdat Media Production. More shows at HurrdatMedia.com or on the Hurrdat Media YouTube channel! 🎧 Subscribe: linktr.ee/undressedpod 📲 Follow Pol Atteu:IG: @polatteuTikTok: @polatteuTwitter: @polatteu🌐 www.polatteu.com 📲 Follow Patrik Simpson:IG: @patriksimpsonTikTok: @patriksimpsonbh🌐 www.patriksimpson.com 🐾 Follow Snow White 90210:IG: @snowwhite90210Twitter: @SnowWhite9010🌐 www.snowwhite90210.com 📺 Watch Gown and Out in Beverly Hills on Prime Video🌐 www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com 🔮 Book an Armenian Coffee Reading: polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read #UndressedPodcast #CrystalKungMinkoff #RHOBH #ArmenianCoffeeReading #JeffLewisLive #HollywoodTea #BravoDrama #GownAndOut #BeverlyHillsRealness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From the instant Pol’ and Patrik shout “headlights on!” you know this episode is veering off-road. Survivor 44 breakout—and freshly minted Traitors 3 schemer—Carolyn Wiger barges into the virtual Palazzo Suite wearing nothing but a tee, a grin, and the freedom of a woman who ditched her bra along with her inhibitions. Seconds later the couture duo are debating cup sizes while Carolyn counters with dead-pan Minnesotan sass. Patrik tries to stage a traditional Armenian coffee ceremony; Carolyn turns it into “espresso soup,” convinced the ornate spoon is drug paraphernalia. Grounds splatter, jaws drop, and Pol' is speechless for the first time. Between spit-takes Carolyn unloads raw truth about her first blackout—age 9—an overdose at 22, and 15 years of sobriety as a Minnesota drug-counselor. She unpacks pansexuality (“I love the person, not the parts”), why gym bros repel her, and how rehab-era therapy powered her island gameplay, turning her into a fan-favorite finalist on Survivor. Patrik demands to know why Carolyn isn’t on the leaked Survivor 50 “Legends” roster; she reveals she was cut last-minute and the rejection stung. Cue a reality-TV roast: ·       Boston Rob — “predictable magician” vs. “terrifying icon.” ·       Tom Sandoval — accuses her of wanting him; cue hard no. ·       Dorinda Medley — “murdered” way too soon. ·       Bob the Drag Queen, Gabby, Danielle Reyes — fierce but sometimes too serious for Carolyn’s chaos-gremlin energy. Plastic-surgery chatter name-drops Dr Lahijani; Carolyn admits she already wants bigger implants yet recoils at launching an OnlyFans: “Don’t you dare stare—because I can.” Her hairless Chinese Crested develops a rash mid-Zoom; Wi-Fi glitches; coffee grounds finally reveal a storm: Carolyn’s stuck in survival-mode, circling obligations while guarding a private sanctuary the public never sees. The cliff-hanger: Pol will finish the reading next episode—bikinis optional. Why You Need to Listen ·       Raw sobriety talk collides with reality-TV tea: equal parts inspiration and scandal. ·       Behind-the-scenes Traitors intel—secret poems to Boston Rob, rowboat meltdowns, castle tantrums. ·       Pol’s mystic coffee ritual adds eerie depth—and a reason to come back for Part 2. Grab your demitasse, hide your relapses, and brace for spin-cycle: Carolyn Wiger is steering the Undressed roller-coaster—boobs first, feelings wide open. Caffeine, Chaos & “Armenian Cocaine”Sobriety, Sexuality & SincerityTrash-Talking Traitors & the Survivor 50 SnubBoobs, Bots & OnlyFans (Relax, She Said No) Doggy Drama & the Spin-Cycle Prophecy. It's a can't miss! This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com or the HurrdatMedia YouTube channel! Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The mics pop like champagne as we usher Miami OG Lea Black back for part 2 in Dallas. What follows is a glitter cannon of gossip, gratitude, and girdle-tight life lessons—all in under an hour. Glitter vs. Grit Lea opens her designer diary: she once slid to the side so “drop-dead gorgeous” Joanna Krupa could shine, and even loaned baubles to castmates “starring in rented houses and leased Jaguars.” She applauds Bethenny Frankel’s rag-to-Skinnygirl rise while roasting fame junkies who’ll chase a camera “to the opening of an envelope.” Hollywood Stories & Humble Queens Grab your autograph book. Lea bumps into Faye Dunaway disguised in Juicy Couture, the boys accept a curbside first edition from Dyan Cannon, and Pol' watches Zoë Saldana crawl on the boutique floor to play with puppy SnowWhite90210. Patrik fires back: mistaking Courtney Love for a “homeless lady,” then auctioning Pamela Anderson’s lap for $10 K at a gala. The moral, via icons Betty White and Anna Nicole Smith: class never goes out of style. Skincare Royalty & the Chump Army We chat about Lea Black Beauty serums, masks, and miracle oil and Pol’ confesses he ditched Obagi for Lea Black Beauty. Cosmic Signs & Coffee Grounds Pol’s 2nd half of Lea's Armenian coffee divination crowns Lea “queen of limitless lanes.” Two new ventures shimmer in the grinds: an affordable-housing empire for son RJ and a hush-hush jewelry play. The trio compare destiny detours—from a Phuket flight missed before the 2004 tsunami to pilots grounding planes on “feng-shui feelings.” Hot Topics & Runway Rundown Headlines fly: Gene Hackman’s carbon-monoxide tragedy prompts a detector PSA. Jeff Bezos plans to rocket Lauren Sanchez, Gayle King, and Katy Perry into orbit—Lea yells “Prenup, please!”Fashion time: Pol’ torches the RHOM reunion looks—Lisa Hochstein’s iridescent foil (“Forever 21 clearance”), Larsa Pippen’s emerald ruche, and Alexia’s metallic mini—branding the set “Star-Wars prom.” By contrast, Greg Lotus’s portrait of Lea in a bias-cut ivory gown is christened “Rich-Bitch Perfection.” Money, Morals & Mega-Billions Lea slams corporate layoff kings, privatized-FAA chaos, and royal PR spin. Her mantra: “Show me where you spend your money, time, and influence, and I’ll show your values.” Love, Security & Limitless Hustle Coffee grounds confirm attorney/philanthropist Roy Black is Lea’s steady North Star—“that box is forever checked.” With home secure, she juggles a dozen gigs and yearns for five more. Patrik crowns her the “Ozempic of people—one shot and your goals slim to what matters.” Lea's final words: “I feel naked—inside and out—but drape me in couture and 60 carats, darling!” This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com or the Hurrdat Media YouTube channel! Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reality-TV lightning rod LeeAnne Locken returns to the Palazzo Suite for a riotous, no-filter follow-up that ping-pongs from slap-stick panic to soul-baring insight. Pol’ is hand-gluing crystals when the puppies lose it—there’s a giant snake coiled under his nightstand! LeeAnne narrates the chaos: Patrik’s “call 911,” Pol’s couture crisis, and a squad of hunky firemen wrestling a 12-foot (?) interloper down four flights of stairs. Drama level: Housewives reunion meets Animal Planet. Snake talk mutates into gallows humor: how to sink a corpse with razor wire, tarps, and cinder blocks—complete with a Home Depot shopping list. (Strictly theoretical, but hilariously vivid.) LeeAnne claims she was Real Housewives of Dallas: convinced Bravo to green-light it, earned only $35 K her first season, took 250 K viewers with her when she quit.She drags “manipulative” Stephanie Hollman, praises Erika Jayne and Lisa Rinna, shades Gizelle Bryant, and predicts Jen Shah will film straight out of the clink. Peacock’s millions in streaming residuals? The cast gets zero. The trio swap “skinny secrets”—Ozempic injections, Kim Kardashian’s Marilyn-dress crash diet, and the agony of sitting after a BBL. RUNWAY RUNDOWN: Loves: Georgina Chapman’s black ruffled couture alongside beau Adrien Brody. Loathes: Selena Gomez’s “dated funeral frock.” Debate: Should Brody keep his Oscar nod if AI generated his Hungarian accent? Giving DUI-plagued Karen Huger prison-prep advice (“Pose for photos, build your core”). Outraged at a Qatar flight that left passengers seated beside a dead woman. One-liners like “Shoot me in the taco!” keep Patrik screaming with laughter. LeeAnne breezes through: Brandy Redmond admitted she “farts a lot,” Cameron Westcott fed people pink dog food, Tiffany Moon wore the giant umbrella hat, and more. Pol’ flips LeeAnne’s Armenian coffee cup and channels her late grandmother Dorothy—the first person who ever loved her unconditionally. He prescribes a seven-month ritual: church, bread-breaking, and a pilgrimage to her family’s magnolia-shaded Louisiana graves. LeeAnne dissolves; audiences glimpse the tender heart beneath the carnival-queen bravado. Expect venomous wit, Bravo secrets, couture critique, and an unexpectedly moving communion with Grandma—all in one wildly entertaining hour. Snake panic on the 4th floor“Just hands” & DIY true-crime tipsPulling back the RHOD curtainBody image & celebrity fixesRunway RundownHot-topic whirlThe Dallas Housewife Did It Texas Style quizCoffee reading: tears, closure & magnolia rootsSign-off & socials. This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com or the Hurrdat Media YouTube channel! CHAPTERS: Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Season 4 of Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on our iced-out, diamond-drenched Part One episode, we’re deep in glamorous chaos with Miami queen and former Real Housewives of Miami star, Lea Black, inside the Palazzo Suite. Draped in diamonds and flanked by bodyguards, Lea drops jaw-dropping stories—from her Texas roots and Beverly Hills nights to jury duty fatefully leading her to powerhouse attorney (and future husband) Roy Black. She opens up about building a beauty empire, her philanthropic passion, and how she’s helping families achieve home ownership—all while serving lewks and legacy. Lea dishes on revamping Roy’s office (and image), transforming him into a legal media star who went on to defend clients like Rush Limbaugh, Kelsey Grammer, William Kennedy Smith, and Marv Albert. From courtroom dramas to reality TV chaos, nothing’s off-limits. Oh, and her bling? Iconic. Her first bank loan at 18? Spent on a diamond. Now she’s teasing a Lea Black Jewelry Line with dupe-worthy dazzlers for stylish socialites everywhere. Pol’ reads Lea’s Armenian coffee cup and sees big moves ahead—reviving her iconic skincare line and selling designer treasures for charity. “I love seeing people thrive,” she says, revealing a heart as big as her rock collection. And yes, the Housewives tea is scalding. Lea spills on how she was never meant to be a full-time cast member, and how producers roped her in after Joe Francis name-dropped her at a taping. She recalls betrayal at the reunion, behind-the-scenes scripting, and castmates who turned cruel once cameras rolled. Her response? “That might’ve been for the show for you—but not for me.” She calls out “trash over class” casting, confirms friendships with Joanna Krupa, Lisa Hochstein, Karen Sierra, and Anna Kournikova, and praises Teresa Giudice’s legendary table flip. There’s even a royal roast: Lea muses on William, Kate, Charles, Camilla, Harry, and Meghan, cheekily wondering if the real crisis is PR—not cancer. Plus: Lea weighs in on Jeff Lewis’s new man, bougie husbands, COVID-era luxury, the power of a great handbag, and Chump Nation’s coffee-reading obsession. From Real Housewife to real-deal philanthropist, Lea Black proves you can wear couture and still care. This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Discover more shows at HurrdatMedia.com or on the Hurrdat Media YouTube channel. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everything’s bigger in Texas — including the laughs, confessions, and jaw-dropping stories on this outrageous new episode of Undressed with Pol’ and Patrik, recorded live from the Warwick in Dallas with reality royalty LeeAnne Locken! Known for her fiery presence on The Real Housewives of Dallas, LeeAnne wastes no time diving into the drama — and neither do your fabulous hosts, Pol’ and Patrik. From her obsession with espresso to her absolute ban on Dallas tap water, LeeAnne makes her diva standards hilariously clear — and throws major shade at Patrik’s month-old plastic bottle habit. The water wars quickly turn into a full-blown roast as the trio trades stories about recycled germs, nightstand bottles, and who really drinks what at dinner. But the biggest surprise? LeeAnne reveals her gritty childhood spent traveling with the carnival — yes, the kind with rigged games, sketchy carnies, and duck pond booths. By age 11, she was a business-owning “carny queen” making bank off rigged soda bottle tosses and traveling from city to city with her mom. She shares chilling and hilarious tales of life behind the games, including a near-miss with a rattlesnake, and how cussing saved her life (and finally got her dad’s attention). The journey continues from carnival chaos to the glitzy pageant world as LeeAnne shares how she became Miss Arizona USA, nearly competed alongside Shanna Moakler, and even caught the judging eye of Pol’ back in the day. She opens up about representing Arizona during the Guy Rex era, training at the famed Robert Black Agency, and crossing over into the modeling world. Reality TV fans get an inside peek at LeeAnne’s early reality stints, including She’s Got the Look on the Style Network, where she was judged by Beverly Johnson and hosted by Kim Alexis. Her time on Star Search with Ed McMahon is equally juicy — and personal for Pol’, who designed winning gowns for that very show. And just when you think it couldn’t get any juicier, Pol’ performs his signature Armenian coffee reading for LeeAnne — and the revelations are deep. From finally feeling peace in her life to someone from her past re-entering her orbit, LeeAnne reflects on letting go, forgiveness, and what it means to find new purpose. She opens up about her close relationship with her late grandmother, the Bible she keeps beside her bed, and her dreams that still connect them. We also get heartfelt moments about DIFFA (Design Industry Foundation Fighting AIDS), where LeeAnne has been a passionate contributor and advocate. She encourages listeners to support this meaningful cause — and we learn Pol’ is designing a custom denim jacket for this year’s gala! The episode wraps with tequila toasts, spiritual clarity, and of course, nonstop shade and sass — just the way we like it. 💋 Want to know: ·       Who taught LeeAnne to peel a banana without using her hands? ·       Why Patrik’s water bottle habits could land him in “germ jail”? ·       What Pol’ saw in LeeAnne’s coffee cup that made her rethink everything? Listen now and get Undressed with the one and only LeeAnne Locken — bold, brilliant, and always unapologetically herself. This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com or the HurrdatMedia YouTube channel! Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Season Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices