In this episode we cover the chapters where Feyre is stuck back in boring human land, but Nesta remembers everything. Is Nestea lowkey an icon? Highkey Feyre put a whole family in danger so L for her on this one. The PLOT is kicking off everyone!
WE RECORDED IN PERSON. We sweat for you to make this happen. Horny energy to evil horny energy, and then back to horny again with our very first sex scene in the series. This is the part in beauty and the beast where Feyre is set free and Nesta is go girl give us nothing upon her return.
Epic lows and epic highs as we read these chapters. Feyre opens her eyes to all the gaslighting, I mean, glamours that have been done to her, and then a head is delivered to them courtesy of Night Court. We get the romance of summer solstice and the sexiness of Tamlin playing a fiddle to make up for the whole severed head incident though!
In this episode we cover the post nut clarity after Feyre wakes up with a bruise on her neck, and she finally wears a dress, and then what happens when our main man Tamlin takes Feyre to... a meadow? On a date? Sounds like Twilight!
In this episode of Uncourted, it's all about fae sex magic. It is finally time for Calanmai, aka Fire Night, aka the one where Tamlin is feral and everyone wants to get down and dirty outside. We meet the "most beautiful" mystery night man, Lucien Twilight runs, and Tamlin bites Feyre.
This is the episode that changes everything because Feyre can't paint. From intimate meetings in the rose garden, to limericks in the forest, it is almost time for Calanmai. What or who is an attor?
In this episode of Uncourted, we wish we were getting day drunk with Lucien on his picnic blanket while Tamlin finally puts the Romance into the Romantasy. Today we unlocked Lucien's tragic backstory, and Feyre gets to have a half naked swim with Tamlin. Also Lucien is on THIN FUCKING ICE.
In this episode of Uncourted, Emily was wrong. And Feyre was wrong too! The truth about the relationship between Fae and mortals comes out, Lucien offers a non apology for the Suriel incident, and Feyre and Tamlin actually flirt? Sorry the romantasy had to be interrupted by a blue Faerie bleeding out.
We read chapters 14 and 15 this week. It's in the title. There's poop talk in this one. Also THE THEORIES ARE ONLY GROWING. King of Hybern? The Deceiver? The Suriel is giving us so much delicous juice.
This is the episode where Cameron and Emily turn into art critics for several minutes straight to interrogate the exposition mural in the study. Why was Feyra's family so awful to her, and why is Lucien appearing to offer her help? And yes! We only covered 1 chapter we prommy next one will be 2 again!
The energy we have created in the studio for this episode has a lot of poop mentions but at least we got lots of lore drops! While Tamlin hunts the boogie man, sorry the bogge, Feyre has nightmares about literally skinning a whole man. Between the lore and the obvious beauty and the beast inspo, Emily is certain to be honing in on the truth of the nature of this curse and Tamlin is for sure a high lord.
In this episode we are connecting more red strings and learning more about Tamlin's court and fae powers. Lucien is NOT a fox?? But even more importantly we have to meet the boogie man, sorry the "Bogge" which is definitely code for the boogie man. Also Tamlin is a little jealous bitch that Feyre went to hang out with Lucien instead of him.
We read chapters 7 and 8 of ACOTAR and we are fully in it now baby! Cam and Em discuss how old they would want their fae lover to be, and Feyre wants to eat cake. Big lore drops add to Emily's growing red string theory about a curse BECAUSE THERE IS ONE! And who are these invisible giggling fae following Feyre around in the gardens?
In episode 2 of Uncourted, we make it to Prythian and the Spring Court! Emily starts spinning her big brained Beauty and the Beast theories. Lucien is a treat and Feyra is suspicous. Why do they all have masks!
As we delve into the beginning of the first book, we rant about YA, learn some important lore, and are introduced to our new protagonist, Katniss Everdeen.
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What makes us so qualified to talk about ACOTAR? Well you see we love fantasy and romance, and also we're queer so jot that down. We discuss what to expect, and what Em already knows about ACOTAR, and look forward to the deep dive ahead of us. Welcome to Prythian!
