This week we cover everything from luxury fashion fails to family drama. A creator exposed the real quality of Miu Miu after dropping $20K on clothesâspoiler: the buttons couldnât even survive the box. We talk about the power of believing in yourself, grandmothers suddenly becoming helicopter parents when they barely parented us, and what itâs really like being the oldest daughter in an immigrant household.Plus, Sika addresses being accused of âlooking like she married a white man,â John cannot let go of the ONE âhotâ comment he got, and we dive into cultural recession indicatorsâlike Coachella announcing headliners a year out and Bill Belichick dating someone younger than his youngest child.Itâs unfiltered, funny, and painfully realâjust how we like it. This is Episode 7, 'He Did Not Pull Out'
Episode 6: Homemaidâs Tale
Sika is back from her Euro summer and has made it her entire personality (oui oui). John spots Aloâs $3K bag and we declare it a full-on recession indicatorâcheap quality, Chanel prices. Speaking of overpriced, Amex dropped their new $895 membership fee and weâre officially out. We also get into Cardi Bâs fourth baby (and second baby daddy), why Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is the only show that matters (Mary married her step-grandpa, yâall), and why everything being behind a paywall is another sign the economy is cookedâeven ponytail tutorials. We share our love-hate feelings on the new iPhone (spoiler: weâre still buying it), and wrap with a super spicy âAm I the Problem?â you donât want to miss.
Weâre still riding the viral wave and this weekâs episode is packed. We kick things off with the Love Is Blind reunion (spoiler: love isnât blind⊠only one couple made it). Then, Emma Stoneâs new movie sparks a conversation about aliensâJohn and Emma are believers, and Sika wishes interplanetary travel was as easy as booking a trip to Europe.
In pop culture chaos: Cardi B is cleared in court but immediately makes headlines again (hello, flying item). Meanwhile, on Plastic Surgery Rewindâthe new show where influencers try to undo their past proceduresâAubrey OâDay finds out about Diddyâs arrest live on camera.
We also debate if living to 115 sounds like a dream or a nightmare, dive into the world of fake followers and engagement pods, and laugh about Cracker Barrelâs logo flip-flop as a recession red flag. John sings praises for Waffle House, while Sika pleads with people to stop posting their wedding photos for every minor anniversary.
Plus: why moms and women need guilt-free âme time,â Johnâs half-marathon update, and the latest Crumbl Cookie CEO controversy.
This week is a wild one. Sikaâs speed dating event is officially sold out for the womenânow we just need the men to show up (link here). Billie Eilish making her ownâDubai chocolateâ (donât ask us what it is, but itâs everywhere). John opens up about acting school tryingâand failingâto get rid of his âgay voice.â We also dive into Love Is Blindâs âquiet spleenâ guy, Johnâs defense of Taylor Swift on Threads (zzz), and whether Taylor and Travis scream PR stunt. Plus: why location sharing is actually a cry for help, how going viral over Kelly Clarkson fame has gone straight to our heads, and our very first Am I the Problem? submissionâand itâs messy. If youâve got one, send it in via the link in our bio
This week, Sika and John spiral from TikTok wellness scams to sky-high scandals. After Sika discovers a white-girl-in-Bali âhealingâ video, she pitches her own genius idea: a Ghanaian wellness retreat just for white women with too much money. Then they unpack the Vegas airline whose entire business plan is the mile-high club.
Also on deck:
Can AI take therapy notes now, or�
Why GAPâs new ad eats while that other jeans spot starves.
Tijuana facelifts, face threads, and why Sika wants to lock up injectors.
The great TV drought (sorry RuPaul).
Recession etiquette when your friend Venmos you for dinner (looking at you, John).
Send us your âAm I the Problem?â questionsâweâll read them on air and assure you itâs definitely not you. Submit here
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Sika and John kick things off by explaining why this podcast even exists. John goes deep into Taylor Swiftâs Easter eggs and why heâs convinced they point to the Super Bowl.
Sika debates the legitimacy of âman cereal,â launches a matchmaking company (maybe a cry for help), and picks fights in TikTok comments until sheâs blocked.
Meanwhile, John admits his half marathon might just be for attention.
Plus: why you shouldnât post ugly babies online and a chat about how gay culture on social media has become super hyper-masculine.
Unfiltered, chaotic, and definitely no factsâwelcome back to Two Opinions No Facts.
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Episode 1 of Two Opinions, No Facts is officially live, and itâs already unhinged. Weâre unpacking why posting on Instagram feels so much more cringe than TikTok, delivering a spicy PSA on why ârelatableâ is overrated, and debating Johnâs borderline fanfiction-level love for Taylor Swift (Swifties, you're welcome).
John brings us into the wild world of cow colostrum. (Spoiler Alert: Sika thought they were milking human moms in a factory)
Two hosts, too many takes, absolutely no facts.
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