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Two Old Farts Making Noises
David and Steven The Two Old Guys
637 episodes
1 day ago
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs, Ep 882, we tackle the headlines everyone else is too scared (or too boring) to touch. From an AI that’s literally getting “holy” to a Turkish lawsuit over a “fat” comment, we’re all over the wild stuff. A passenger sets off airport security with an—uh—personal massager, a strange French “hex” case heads to court, a classroom fiasco forces a school closure after a teacher’s unfortunate… emissions, and the latest in techno-absurdity: robo-chi...
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Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs, Ep 882, we tackle the headlines everyone else is too scared (or too boring) to touch. From an AI that’s literally getting “holy” to a Turkish lawsuit over a “fat” comment, we’re all over the wild stuff. A passenger sets off airport security with an—uh—personal massager, a strange French “hex” case heads to court, a classroom fiasco forces a school closure after a teacher’s unfortunate… emissions, and the latest in techno-absurdity: robo-chi...
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Two Old Farts Making Noises
Smoke Like a Gentleman: Jean-Marie’s Old-School Cigar Playbook | Habanos Saturday Ep 883
Send us a text Jean-Marie drops into Habanos Saturday Ep 883 ,to teach us how to smoke like a proper gentleman—no gimmicks, just old-school craft from cut to ash. We dig into etiquette, tasting order, retro-haling without looking like a rookie, and how collectors think about storage, age, and value. Our scheduled guest couldn’t make it, so Jean-Marie goes deep with practical pointers to level up your lounge game and your palate. Join us live every Saturday morning on YouTube/Instagram; ...
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1 day ago
1 hour 20 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Did ChatGPT Help Catch a Criminal? and Bishop Scandal: 17 Girlfriends | No Snobs or Knobs Ep 880
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs Ep 880, we round up the planet’s strangest headlines and treat them with the respect they deserve (aka none). Dive into: an 1895 Victorian “loo” turned boutique hotel in Oxford, toothpaste made from human hair (minty? horrifying? both!), a life-size “cat burglar” who actually wears a cat suit, and the tale of ChatGPT helping nab a serial bragger who wouldn’t stop boasting about his robberies. We also unpack the scandal of a Peruvian bishop w...
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1 week ago
34 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
What Jasim Ahmed's Controversy Reveals About the Cigar World | Habanos Satirday Ep 881
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday Ep 881..Up close & personal with Jasim Ahmed—the award-winning Habanos communicator known for those iconic red pants. We dig into his origin story, how he built a global profile in cigars, and the realities behind his “Hombre Habano for Communication” honor. We also address the viral clip many called misogynistic—clarifying intent, hearing his response, and opening the floor to women’s voices in the cigar community. And here’s the twist: beyond...
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1 week ago
2 hours 28 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Vatican’s “Holy Coin,” Robot Waiters, and ER Gummies: This Week’s Wildest Ep 877
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs: Ep 877 , Downs 6.6 pounds of gummies (yes, really) and ends up in the ER, Spain serves an $11,000 hamburger for people with more money than sense, and a robot waiter forgets to tip. We catch the wave with the geniuses who tried surfing in Venice (and got arrested because fun is apparently illegal), meet the man who hit the jackpot twice, and bring you the scoop on the Vatican’s hottest alleged launch: “Holy Coin”—buy one, get blessed (and m...
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2 weeks ago
31 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Women Influencers in the Cigar World — Drama, Draw, and Double-Takes | Habanos Saturday Ep 878
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday Ep 878 we flip the script: “Women in the Cigar World” (aka “Women Smoking Cigars”) with special guest Amy—a cigar influencer who found herself in the middle of a spicy video about… well, her. Another woman made the piece, feelings got heated, so we poured something nice and invited Amy on to talk it through—authenticity vs. clout, critique vs. attack, and how women are shaping cigar culture beyond the gimmicks. Along the way we do what we always do...
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2 weeks ago
1 hour 33 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Our Most Controversial Episode: Israel–Palestine, Trump & A Restless World | Sermon From The German EP 874
Send us a text Three dudes. Zero credentials. Infinite opinions. Welcome back to Sermon from the German Ep 874—our most controversial episode yet. This month, a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim sit down to wrestle with the headlines: Israel–Palestine, global conflict, Donald Trump’s latest moves, and the shaky world economy. We even bring in a sharp (and outspoken) fan whose takes had us debating in real time. If you want unfiltered conversation from people trying to make sense of a messy world...
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2 weeks ago
56 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Weirdest News Stories You Won't Believe Happened! | No Snobs Or Knobs Ep 872
Send us a text uckle up for No Snobs or Knobs, EP 872—your weekly tour through the world’s strangest headlines. This week: Robbie Williams’ caravan allegedly gets shaken down for a “border bribe” (Bolivia? Bulgaria? You decide), Parisian chic says bonjour to… pet rats, Russia tests brain chips on dairy cows for “more moo-juice,” a booming market for, ahem, borrowed pubic hair, and China’s ancient-medicine gold rush for… nail clippings. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and undeniably WTF. Join ...
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3 weeks ago
28 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
$99 Box vs $9,900 Humidor — What Actually Matters | Habanos Saturday Ep 876
Send us a text Welcome to Habanos Saturday Ep 876—today we explore “De Art” of making humidors: woods, seals, finishes, airflow, and why true craftsmanship protects flavor (and flex). Then we fire up our second topic: lighters—soft flame vs torch, butane myths, refill/purge tricks, and the design that turns a tool into art. Add in world news, cigar geekery, and our usual chaos. Not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he’d probably still love it. #habanoscigarsdinnerdrinksshow #ha...
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3 weeks ago
1 hour 25 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Five key truths every business owner should hear | Lost Dollar Business Club Ep 875
Send us a text On The Lost Dollar Business Club, Ep 875 Anthony is joined by David and Wijmar Van Munster to unpack five hard truths every business owner needs after the Festival of Entrepreneurs in Birmingham, UK. We question whether governments truly want small businesses to thrive (and if shifting more tax to big corporates would help), make the case that AI is now non-negotiable for killing busywork, explain why failure teaches what success can’t, hammer home that distribution beats...
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3 weeks ago
59 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Is This the MOST CONFUSING Show Name in Entertainment History? | Funny Ha Ha Ep 873
Send us a text This month on Funny Ha Ha Ep 873 with Greg Shapiro, the whole crew is in—and so is Reza from Habanos Saturday, who showed up after we accidentally rolled the cigar intro. (He heard “cigars” and, well… he teleported. Can you blame him?) Expect sharp humor + intelligent dialogue as we dive into climate change and politics without the doom spiral. Smart takes, real laughs, and a cameo that proves everything’s better with unexpected guests and the wrong bumper. If you’re in...
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3 weeks ago
44 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
he Weirdest News Stories EVER You Won't Believe | No Snobs Or Knobs Ep 870
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs EP 870 we uncovered the strangest headlines from around the world — and trust us, you’re not ready for this list. 🚗 A pink pony drives a car (yes, really). 🪆 A Russian woman sells her soul… for a doll collection. ⚰️ Grave digging… but make it a competition sport. 🦵 A human leg turns up stuck in an airport. 🛍️ A shopping mall decides it needs a Wild Wall. 💍 Sleep with your wife… for $1000?! 🌏 And the big story: Thailand builds its own Mount ...
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4 weeks ago
26 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
EGM, Platinum Nova & Travel Hacks for the True Cigar Aficionado! | Habanos Saturday Ep 871
Send us a text 🔥 This week on Habanos Saturday Ep 871, we’re lighting up with a full-on cigar adventure! 💨 We dive into EGM’s new release, explore the luxurious Platinum Nova Cigars, and take a hands-on look at travel humidors — but only two of them, because let’s face it, we don’t want anyone snoring into their ashtray. 😴💨 But that’s not all — we’re talking UMI Pads and Cigar Crystal Tubes — yes, those magical little things that keep your cigars fresher than your jokes at the lounge! From h...
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4 weeks ago
1 hour 20 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Platinum Nova, Davidoff, EGM & More | What’s New at Intertabac Dortmund | Habanos Saturday Ep 869
Send us a text Welcome back to Habanos Saturday Ep869, the cigar show everyone in the industry is watching. This week, Reza takes us inside his latest trip to Germany for Intertabac Dortmund, the world’s leading cigar trade fair. We cover everything you need to know about the show — from the newest brands to the classic legends: Platinum Nova, a fresh face making waves in the cigar world EGM and their take on refined smoking experiences Davidoff Cigars, always a highlight for aficionados ...
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1 month ago
1 hour 19 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Digital IDs, Amazon’s $2.1B Fine & the AI Takeover | Lost Dollar Business Club Ep 868
Send us a text This week on Lost Dollar Business Club, EP 868, Anthony sits down with Nic Curle for a high-voltage conversation that cuts straight into the heart of our digital future. From the UK’s proposed digital ID rollout to Amazon’s $2.1B fine for manipulating user behaviour, we explore how technology, governments, and corporations shape identity, trust, and truth in ways most of us barely notice. 🔥 Key topics include: The Digital ID debate: efficiency vs surveillance. Amazon’s...
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1 month ago
52 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Artisan & Limited-Edition Cigar Cases You’ve Never Seen | Habanos Saturday Ep 867
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday, Ep 867 we’re going beyond the smoke and into the world of cigar cases from around the globe. From artisan creations in China and Pakistan to limited editions from the United States and legendary brands you already know, we explore the styles, craftsmanship, and surprises behind these essential cigar accessories. It’s an intriguing and fun episode packed with conversation, laughter, and the kind of insights cigar lovers tune in for every Sat...
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1 month ago
1 hour 9 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
What Education Taught Me About Business | The Lost Dollar Business Club Ep 866
Send us a text Education, AI & Resilience: How the Future Is Built One Thought at a Time on The Lost Dollar Business Club Ep 866 This week’s episode dives deep into the collision of education and AI, the art of critical thinking, and the hidden resilience that defines true leadership. Our guest, Kevin Dougherty—a former educator turned business leader, podcaster, and resilience champion—joins Anthony and Nic Curle for a powerful conversation that blends technology, personal transformati...
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1 month ago
47 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Weirdest News Stories of the Week! | No Snobs or Knobs Ep 863
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs, we bring you the strangest news from around the world—stories you didn’t even know you needed in your life! From a Florida woman who thought she was a dentist to bizarre headlines that will have you shaking your head, this is the show where anything can happen. Broadcast live every Wednesday morning (and sometimes whenever we feel like it), No Snobs or Knobs is your go-to for outrageous stories, absurd commentary, and unapologetic fun. Catch th...
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1 month ago
26 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Operation Raise the Colours: Why Racism is Back in the Spotlight | Sermon From The German EP 862
Send us a text 🚨 A brand-new Sermon on the German EP 862 is here — and September’s episode pulls no punches! We’re diving into two powerful themes this month: 🚀 Star Trek Day — celebrating one of the most iconic sci-fi universes of all time and what it continues to mean for culture today. ⚠️ Racism on the Rise — especially here in the U.K., where movements like Operation Raise the Colours are bringing disturbing headlines back into the spotlight. How do these worlds collide? What ca...
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1 month ago
1 hour 5 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Cigar Legend AJ Patel Talks Cigars, Stories & More | Habanos Saturday Ep 865
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday, Ep 865 we bring you something truly special. Our surprise guest is none other than AJ Patel, the legendary proprietor of No.6 Cavendish, one of the most iconic names in the cigar world. Over the course of our two-hour live show, AJ joins us in the last hour to share his unparalleled knowledge, insights, and stories from decades in the industry. If you’re serious about cigars — Cuban or non-Cuban — AJ is the guy you don’t want to miss. Expe...
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1 month ago
1 hour 55 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
From Marathons to Boardrooms: How to Win with Energy & Resilience | Lost Dollar Business Club Ep 864
Send us a text Your business will only ever run as well as you do. In this powerful episode of The Lost Dollar Business Club, we sit down with Phil Roberton — health optimisation expert, endurance coach, and founder of the Flawed Hero Marathon. With decades of experience and the distinction of helping more people cross the London Marathon finish line than anyone else in the world, Phil reveals what it really takes to sustain peak performance under pressure. We dive deep into the link between ...
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1 month ago
59 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs, Ep 882, we tackle the headlines everyone else is too scared (or too boring) to touch. From an AI that’s literally getting “holy” to a Turkish lawsuit over a “fat” comment, we’re all over the wild stuff. A passenger sets off airport security with an—uh—personal massager, a strange French “hex” case heads to court, a classroom fiasco forces a school closure after a teacher’s unfortunate… emissions, and the latest in techno-absurdity: robo-chi...