Happy Halloween! Today's episode is the third and final installment of the Halloween franchise, and we saw fit to drop it a week early!
Movies discussed: Halloween(2018), Halloween Kills(2021) and Halloween Ends(2022)
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There' s only one week till Halloween and it's the perfect time to listen to part 2 of our 3 part series on the Halloween franchise!
Movies discussed: Halloween H20, Halloween: Resurrection, Halloween(2007) and Halloween II(2009)
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For the Halloween season, we're sacrificing our sanity and watching all 13 movies in the Halloween franchise. To drag us on our merry way, we're joined by our friend Matt, whom you'll be pleased to hear is an actual Halloween fan. Evil dies tonight!
Movies discussed: Halloween(1978), Halloween II, Halloween III: Season of the Witch, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers and Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Intro music by @abuela__
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In one of our most bodacious episodes yet, we're watching some of the most gnarly horror of 1987. Grab your Aquanet, and maybe stay out of that hole in the backyard.
Movies discussed: The Gate, Dolls, American Gothic and The Lost Boys
Intro music by @abuela__
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Today we’re diving into the king of camp himself, Vincent Price. From haunted houses, to wax figures, to vampires, and true stories, we talk four films that helped define the velvet-voiced legend.
Movies discussed: Witchfinder General, The Last Man on Earth, House of Wax and House on Haunted Hill
Intro music by @abuela__
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On this, the 2nd Birthday of Two Girls One Crypt, we offer you 4 hours of 4 people talking about all iterations of Stephen King's It. Tonight, we’re taking a Trip to Derry, Maine. So put on your raincoat, Georgie , grab your slingshot Bev, because we all float down here. We have 2 very special guests to celebrate with turtles, clowns and gross sewer escapades. Happy Birthday to us!
Movies Discussed: It(1990), It(2017) and It:Chapter Two(2019)
In 1973, the Miami Dolphins played a perfect undefeated season, the U.S. pulled out of Vietnam and Comet Kohoutek was discovered. 1973 also happened to be a banger year for horror, and we've got 4 films that are sure to be your groove.
Movies discussed: The Baby, The Legend of Hell House, The Wicker Man and The Exorcist
Intro music by @abuela__
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Dust off your brooms and picks up your familiars, because we're talking witches! Oh and don't forget to turn off your cauldron before you head out.
Movies discussed: Hagazussa, The Craft, Gretel & Hansel and The Love Witch
Intro music by @abuela__
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We’re joined again by Jay of Film Strip Podcast for the conclusion of our Hellraiser franchise series. Let us thrill you as we talk about the good, the bad, the really bad, the unforgivably bad and the infuriatingly bad.
Movies discussed: Hellraiser: Inferno, Hellraiser: Hellseeker, Hellraiser: Deader, Hellraiser: Hellworld, Hellraiser: Revelations, Hellraiser: Judgement and Hellraiser(2022)
Intro music by @abuela__
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We're embarking on a journey of pleasure and pain(mostly pain) for this wildly bloated franchise. Joining us to expertly navigate the 11 Hellraiser movies is Jay from Film Strip Podcast! We have such sights to show you...
Movies discussed: Hellraiser(1987), Hellhound: Hellraiser 2, Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth and Hellraiser: Bloodline
Intro music by @abuela__
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Toothbrush? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Crop top and booty shorts? Check. Machete? Double check. Alright, everybody on the bus, we're going to Camp TGOC. It's gonna be one hell of a summer...
Movies discussed: Hell of a Summer, The Burning, Fear Street: Part Two-1978 and Sleepaway Camp
Intro music by @abuela__
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It is true that sometimes fact is stranger than fiction, but maybe we should regulate the phrase "based on a true story."
Movies discussed: The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Town That Dreaded Sundown, Monster and Fire In the Sky
Intro music by @abuela__
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If you listened to our last episode, you already know that The Wheel glitched and AI chose itself as our next sub genre, after a creepy premonition by Misty. So I guess we have to say it: Hey Siri...played Two Girls One Crypt Episode 32: AI. Please...and thank you.
Movies discussed: Ex Machina, M3gan, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Chopping Mall
Intro music by @abuela__
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Almost exactly 2 years ago, we recorded our very first episode: Slashers. In a welcome coincidence, The Wheel gave us slashers again. We're here to redeem ourselves and answer the years old question: Is Saw a slasher?
Movies discussed: Happy Death Day, Black Christmas(1974), Terror Train and Totally Killer
Intro music by @abuela__
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We're back with the second and final part of our Conjuring Universe series. Joining us again is Anthony of Tis the Podcast to discuss the heart of the Conjuring franchise.
Movies discussed: The Conjuring, The Conjuring 2 and The Conjuring:The Devil Made Me Do It
Intro music by @abuela__
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In 2013, The Conjuring, directed by James Wan, took the horror world by storm. Led by Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga as Ed and Lorraine Warren, we've had the pleasure of seeing 8 (technically 9) films in The Conjuring Universe. We're joined by friend of the podcast Anthony Caruso of Tis the Podcast in part 1 of our 2 part series.
Movies discussed: The Nun, The Nun 2, Annabelle: Creation, Annabelle and Annabelle Comes Home
Intro music by @abuela__
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In lieu of a regular episode, we offer a short bonus episode full of ghost butts, a wet man and a friendly game of Stab, Stalk, Survive.
Shorts discussed: Portrait of God, Man on a Train, The Other Side of the Box, Lights Out and Storytime
Intro music by @abuela__
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"That's the hardest thing about doing sequels - you've lost the element of surprise." If you thought that incredibly inspiring quote was said by Sylvester Stallone, you're right and we're here to prove him right. Sometimes, you need a bigger boat, Palpatine has somehow returned and Angela Baker is a brand new woman. We're talkin sequels!
Movies discussed: Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers, Smile 2 and Doctor Sleep
Intro music by @abuela__
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The year is 1932...cars don't have windows, the wind is louder than it's ever been and pyromania is on the rise. Join us, as we navigate the post silent film, pre-Hays code era of horror that is apparently known as "golden".
Movies discussed: Doctor X, Vampyr, Freaks and The Old Dark House
Intro music by @abuela__
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Happy Cupid's Day from your favorite secret admirers! On this revered day of celebrating love, we offer you two movies that do exactly the opposite of that. However, to make up for it, we also bring you a new game, so things even out.
Movies discussed: Cupid(1997) and Cupid(2020)
Intro music by @abuela__
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