Well listeners, it’s the movie of the moment. Something that truly brought the girls and gays together all over the globe to flock to the cinema to make a cultural phenomenon. She’s everything, and now…she’s a movie. She is of course: BARBIE! Arron and Zacary join forces to talk about the candy colored fantasy, concocted by Greta Gerwig. They discuss the sets, the costumes, the cast, and even reveal which Barbie they would want to be! And of course, they reveal just how GAY the film Barbie is on their “Gay-o-meter”!

After an extended hiatus, your two gays are back just in time to celebrate the last day of pride! For today’s episode, Arron and Zacary shoutout some of their favorite queer content that feels like Pride viewing essentials. Then later in the show, they go through a Pride questionnaire where they talk about a list of their gay firsts! First gay crush, first gay boyfriend, first pride! So tune in, and don’t worry, the show is officially back in business!

Listeners, remember: don’t get mad, get EVERYTHING! And this episode is certainly everything. That’s right, today the two gays are finally covering the comedy classic, The First Wives Club! This movie has been on the two gays movie wishlist for quite some time, and they’re so excited to get into all of the ins and outs of this 90s gay classic starring Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton. Arron says that when he watched the movie he believed it was the most “Zacary” movie that’s been watched on the pod so far. And he’s not wrong….I mean you have NYC, actresses galore, and even a closing musical number. It’s a marvel. Still a classic. And to close out the show, and just in time for its release this week, the two gays watch the trailer to the second season of Schmigadoon! This time trading in hoop skirts and classic musical theatre, for fishnets, splits, and sultry sexuality. The gays are here for it!

Arron and Zacary do some midnight podcasting, as they meet up right after the closing of awards season 2023, with a chat about the 95th annual Academy Awards. 

They talk about the historic sweep that Everything Everywhere All At Once experienced, the mini sweep for All Quiet on the Western Front, and all the other films that surprisingly went home empty handed.

They also get into the musical performances, Michelle Yeoh's star moment, and Zacary gushes over the surprise appearance of Jenny the donkey, from The Banshees of Inisherin

To close things out, they give some dream overdue performers that they would love to see awarded with their own golden statues in the future.

Listeners, you can’t fight the moonlight, OR these two gays from thoroughly geeking out over talking about the classic early 2000’s cult hit, with the gays and gals: Coyote Ugly! From the bar choreography, to the potential star power of Piper Perabo, and the Leann Rimes of it all, they go into EVERYTHING! The insanely thin plot holes are definitely plentiful, but does it even matter? No. The gays say no. This movie was such a joy to talk about, and the two gays are just glad to be back with a new episode to share with you all. So grab a shot Johnny, Jack, or Jose. All their favorite men. And let’s light some bar tops on fire! (Except not really. This movie is WILD)

It’s been a minute, and the gays just wanted to catch up and have a little Kiki. Listen to Arron and Zacary dive into what they’ve been watching the past few weeks, and play a round of “Do We Like Them?” for some harmless fun. Also there is some news about the future! So what are you waiting for? HIT PLAY!

It’s the last episode of 2022! And in honor of the new year, the two gays are making their lists for the gay time capsule for 2022! This has been quite a year for content, and they’re choosing what they think should be remembered from 2022. Arron and Zacary have compiled a list that includes everything from movies, to tv shows, from favorite performers, to the content that most flopped for them this year. Some of their choices are even the same! And of course, they surprise each other for one more segment of “Two Gays Watch Something” for 2022! So pop the bubbly, put on something shiny, and cozy up with the gays, as they ring in 2023!

Just in time for Santa to come sliding down your chimneys, the two gays are bringing you a brand spanking new episode. This week, Arron and Zacary are diving into their first Whitney Houston performance, with the holiday classic: “The Preacher’s Wife”! It’s filled with fabulous gospel singing, a charming Denzel Washington, hilarious jokes, and some sass from the likes of Loretta Divine & Jenifer Lewis. But before the movie fun, Zacary does a personality quiz with Arron, to determine which Whitney Houston song he is! Also, the gays finally try a tall glass of PILK. Tune in to hear whether it’s destined to become a new Christmas tradition.

Surprise! The gays decided to switch things up, and instead of covering "The Mean One" this week, they're getting into some of Dolly Parton's mountain magic! Join Arron and Zacary as they go down to Dollywood, and hang with Dolly and all of her special guests, including, Willie Nelson, Billy Ray AND Miley Cyrus, Ana Gasteyer, Jimmy Fallon, and more!  But before they get into their chat about the new NBC special, they have a chat about the second season of The White Lotus, that just wrapped up the weekend before recording. Tune in to hear their thoughts (spoiler alert!) about the finale, as well as, their dream castings for season three.  And as a special tribute to Dolly, both of the gays will be playing clips featuring the country icon, in the closing segment, "Two Gays Watch Something"! So settle in with some hot cocoa, a warm blanket, and less cynicism than needed, for this special episode!  Also, Zacary promises he didn't dislike the special. He was just haunted by the lingering spirit of the grinch, from last week. 

It's the most wonderful time of the year, unless you're a couple of grinchy gays, then it's time to dissect the 2000's era, Jim Carrey-starring, adaptation of "Dr. Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas"! Arron and Zacary dive into this holiday classic that they both love, break down all of the iconic comedy moments, and also spill the tea on all of the INSANE behind the scenes tales on this blockbuster movie! They also share what they've been watching lately, and Arron shares another belting diva, to melt their faces off, in the segment "Two Gays Watch Something". So clear your schedule, or listen while you have dinner with yourself (don't cancel!), and enjoy this goofy, gay time.

Well listeners, we are officially in the Christmas season, or as its known in the "Two Gays" world, "LINSDAY'S SEASON". That's right. It's finally here. The new Lindsay Lohan, Netflix Christmas film achievement that is, Falling for Christmas! 

Anyone who's listened to this podcast for a while knows that the gays are big fans of the Lohan, and have been anticipating this movie ever since teaser photos dropped for it last year. Luckily, the film certainly lived up to the gay hype, and Arron and Zacary are so excited to get into all of it! The fashions, the Christmas movie tropes, the Lohan physical comedy, THE JINGLE BELL ROCK, and the queer undertones sprinkled into this fabulous holiday confection. It's all fabulous. 

Also, before they get into all of the Lindsay-related fun, Zacary gives Arron an early Xmas gift: A personality quiz! And later there's even a cameo by Miss Wendy Williams, in the "Two Gays Watch Something" segment! So let's get the holiday season kicked off right, and start FALLING for Christmas.

For this week’s episode, the two gays dive into a movie that was a slight obsession for middle school- era Zacary. It’s the big screen adaptation of the classic feline-clad rock girl group comic: Josie and the Pussycats. It’s filled with late 90s icons like Rachel Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson and Tara Reid, and is rounded out by comedy legends Parker Posey, and Alan Cumming (who is completely an accidental double feature with last weeks Reefer Madness episode). Arron and Zacary dive into all of the songs, their favorite comedy moments, and basically gush over Parker Posey. As always, they rate the film on the “GAY-O-METER”, and Arron has his turn to surprise Zacary with some YouTube gems in their segment “Two gays watch something”.

So imagine you take marijuana hysteria, camp comedy, and a bunch of catchy musical numbers and put it all in a blender, well, the result would be: Reefer Madness! This 2005 adaptation of the cult stage musical, aired on showtime originally, and can now be found on Amazon prime, and it’s been on Arron’s wishlist for the pod for quite some time. Arron and Zacary talk about all of their favorite funny moments, characters, and songs, in this HIGH-larious musical! The cast features fab turns from Kristen Bell, Christian Campbell, Ana Gasteyer, Neve Campbell, Alan Cumming, Steven Weber, and Amy Spanger. If you haven’t seen this gem of a movie, you simply MUST check it out, if only to keep up with how much the two gays gush over every detail. Then later in the show, as always they rate the movie on their trusted “GAY-O-METER”. How gay is Mary Jane? Well tune in to find out.

This is a movie that’s been on the list to do for a very long time, and at last the moment has arrived to dive into this comedy classic. Meryl Streep. Goldie Hawn. Bruce Willis. And a lot of (killer) physical comedy. That’s right, it’s Death Becomes Her! The two gays go into all of their favorite moments, lines, and even dream cast a remake! Also find out how the movie was pretty originally supposed to end, and what other classic 90s film that Streep/Hawn almost starred in together. The gay-o-meter could barely contain this week’s content!

Well listeners, it looks like we’re reaching the end of the Halloween season, so there is no better time to talk about “Halloween Ends”! The two gays say farewell to spooky season (only a little bit), and they also say goodbye to Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode. This movie has been very divisive with critics and fans of the franchise, so there’s no better time to pick the film apart, and even process it through our “Gay-O-Meter”! Then at the end of the episode, Arron and Zacary also bid a bitter goodbye to queer icon Leslie Jordan, who was taken from us far too soon. They close out the show with a tribute to Leslie Jordan’s brilliant Emmy Award-winning work on the NBC comedy classic, “Will and Grace”!

It’s a very special moment in this show’s history, as we have reached 100 episodes! And In celebration of the milestone, we have a lot of fun planned for today. To start things off, the gays are introducing a new segment called: “Gay Time Capsule”, where they’ll pick a year and choose cultural items/people from that year that we want immortalized in the Gay Vault. Categories include: Favorite movie, song, popular actor/actress, and MORE! Then, after they share their lists, we will take a trip down memory lane and look back at some of our favorite episodes, guests, and even a few vintage “Two Gays Acting” segments. It’s going to be a ton of gay fun on the pod, so get settled in with your festive drink of choice, and prepare for this love fest! Also, a huge thank you to all of the listeners! We made to two years baby!

Well I guess some virgin must’ve lit a black flame candle, because the Sanderson Sisters are back, and the gays are here to celebrate! Your favorite gay duo are also thrilled to have comedian Tim Murray join the show today, to share his thoughts on the long awaited sequel. They discuss the return of Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy, and share their favorite parts, as well as things they might’ve changed. Also, in honor of Tim’s appearance on the show, Arron prepared a special game called: “Is she a good witch, a bad witch, or a SANDWICH?” And of course, they rank the film on the trustworthy gay-o-meter!

Following our chat last week about our favorite little murderous star, Pearl, we’re flashing forward to the sultry 1970’s, to chat about “X”. The gays gush about their continued love for Mia Goth, and shout out Brittany Snow! Also, Zacary makes it clear that he doesn’t know who Kid Cudi is, and Arron shares this week’s content for the segment, “Two Gays Watch Something”.

The gays are back, after a week off, and they decided to adios the rest of disaster movie month, and dive into spooky season! On today’s episode, Arron and Zacary are talking about the new horror technicolor confection: Pearl! They talk about the many allusions of old Hollywood, the stunning visuals, and of course, the star turn from Mia Goth, as the titular lead. Pearl is of course the prequel to the horror film “X”, from earlier this year, but the gays decided to cover things chronologically. So be sure to tune in next week for their chat about the next film in this “X-trordinary” horror trilogy.

Listeners! This just in! The gays have been found safe, but the same could not be said of their recording of the chat about the 1997 volcano disaster film: Dante’s Peak! Tune in to hear the details!