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Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
Garrett and Will
16 episodes
1 week ago
Two Cowards is a podcast dedicated to reviewing the musical works of one of the internet's biggest celebrities, Viper. Join Will and Garrett as they delve into the several thousand albums long discography and slowly descend into madness.
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Two Cowards is a podcast dedicated to reviewing the musical works of one of the internet's biggest celebrities, Viper. Join Will and Garrett as they delve into the several thousand albums long discography and slowly descend into madness.
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Music Commentary
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Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
16. Lil Dicky's Battle of Los Angeles

Missed week? What missed week?

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4 years ago
1 hour 7 minutes 15 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
15. Guest Star Ben Folds

Got a good ol' double episode coming your way today. Could've been a two parter but that would've been marginally more work, and if there's one thing we should be known for, it's doing the bare minimum. Guest star Ben (aka Atticus Lane) discusses Viper's Acapellas, What the F$Ck is a Recession, and his own upcoming album Sasha Winters. There is nothing more satisfying in this world than forcing another human being besides us to listen to Viper against their will. Especially Acapellas.

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4 years ago
1 hour 50 minutes 29 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
14. And What's A Trip Is...

Yeah its late but this time it ISN'T my fault. It got put in the Google Drive late. Viper has a stroke and forgets how to speak in this episode, so that's interesting. Cobra is back as well, unfortunately. We also get a bit into Viper's politics and Garrett wears his heart on his sleeve, maybe a little too much.

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4 years ago
1 hour 12 minutes 20 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
13. Strong Wizard Rap Magic

Well, this episode might not have any good Viper on it, but it does have a 10 minute digression into our favorite video games and more Jack Black lore than you probably ever needed. Big apologies to our Albanian listeners, sorry you had to hear Will's tirade against your proud and mighty people. Anyways, I thought today was Thursday and freaked out cause I thought I forgot to upload but then I realized it was Wednesday and a big part of me wanted to delay the upload anyways to keep tradition. This is the smallest hill I'm willing to die on, don't @ me.

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4 years ago
1 hour 7 minutes 11 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
12. We Hit the Big Time

Guess we explain last week's thumbnail, so that's a good reason to listen. Also Real Evil Alphabet Lunch. No, that isn't your sleeper agent code. In fact, we explain precisely what is. Big shouts out to our Albanian fandom, you guys are the realest. You're up to 2% of our listeners now, so it clearly isn't a fluke.

Sorry for the late upload again. Time is an illusion.

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4 years ago
54 minutes 1 second

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
11. Viper Doesn't Know His Own Songs (And Also is a Dog)

Woof woof. RIP DMX but hail Viper, the new top dawg. That pained me to even type out facetiously. Well anyways, join Garrett and Will this week on the adventure of a lifetime as we go through a bit more new music from our old pal Viper, something we haven't gotten as much of recently. Don't worry about this week's cover art. I'll explain it when you're older. Will continues his record of being way better at editing than Garrett, but I still can't manage to get these things uploaded on any meaningful sort of schedule. "Wednesday" is such a vague term. 

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4 years ago
55 minutes 6 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
10. Masters in Dope Administration

Hard to believe we've already hit double digits. Feels like just  yesterday we were talking about Hustlin' Thick for the first time and  Garrett was doing waaaaay more prep per episode than he is now. Anyways  we're onboarding a new editor this week (it's just Will actually) so  bear with us for a week or two until we get things sorted out.

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4 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 22 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
9. Look at These Idiots!

Another week, another off-schedule release. Sorry guys. I was traveling again and this episode was a mess to edit. Also I don't care about schedules. Sue me. 

This week Will and Garrett discuss a couple albums, if you can call them that, do a little more trivia and a lot of bitching about baseball. Fun for the whole family!

We don't have an email for fan mail yet, but that should be coming soon. For now, just hit us up on Twitter, @CowardsTwo.

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4 years ago
58 minutes 8 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
8. O Golpe Venenoso da Víbora

Sorry for the delay everyone, I was out of town for work last week and didn't have time to upload an ep. Better late than never though! Hope you all enjoy one of our best episodes yet, our discussion of the best/worst Viper album of all time, anti-Viper, Daft Punk and the beautiful land of Brazil.

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4 years ago
1 hour 24 minutes 1 second

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
7. Garrett Asked and He Shall Receive

Lots of things to discuss today. Sorry for some audio issues, I'm honestly not sure what's going on there. Anyways if you wanna be a part of Viper stan Twitter hit us up.

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4 years ago
1 hour 2 minutes 31 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
6. Two Paper Men, One New Song & A Whole Lotta Pain

Join Will and Garrett this week for an expenses paid trip to  "IDon'tGiveAFuck"land. Also I totally forgot what our upload schedule  is. Sorry about that. Putting this out now I guess.

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4 years ago
56 minutes 28 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
5. The Thug Trilogy

Garrett made an uh-oh whoopsie on the recording, so Will sounds a bit robotic on this episode. Sorry about that folks. Everything will be back to normal next week, but for now, enjoy the worst Viper has had to offer so far!

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4 years ago
58 minutes 3 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
4. War Reparations & Min-Maxing Cobra

Join Garrett and Will this week in a heated discussion of the Cobra Special, four consecutive albums involving Viper's son/vocoder, Cobra. These boys just can't find peace of mind.

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4 years ago
1 hour 3 minutes 4 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
3. Diemondback, Cobra and Viper's Waifu

This week on Two Cowards, Will and Garrett take a deep dive into Viper's multiple personalities/dissociative identity disorder. Included are discussions of Paper Man, Hiram Clarke Hustler, Snake in the Grass, and Movin' Rocks, Bolders and Bricks. Kill us now!

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4 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 43 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
2. You'll Cowards Special

In this special episode of Two Cowards, Will and Garrett tackle one of the most (in)famous of all Viper albums, 2008's You'll Cowards Who Don't Even Smoke Crack. This album made Viper in the man and meme he is today, and causes our boys to fall deeper into despair.

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4 years ago
1 hour 56 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
1. The Early Years

This week, Will and Garrett discuss Viper's first four albums, Hustlin' Thick, Ready and... Willing, Heartless Hoodlum and Southwest Hooligan. Come for the music commentary, stay for the Alaskan politics trivia.

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4 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 32 seconds

Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)
Two Cowards is a podcast dedicated to reviewing the musical works of one of the internet's biggest celebrities, Viper. Join Will and Garrett as they delve into the several thousand albums long discography and slowly descend into madness.