After months spent away from the world licking their wounds from the now infamous 'Roast of TC and Alex', the guys courageously enter back into the world of podcasting to try and reclaim their confidence. To do so, they fumble through the complex physics of Tenet and make NFL predictions surely to fall apart by week 2. It's good to be back.
After yearsss of waiting, Roast-Master Kaitlyn finally accepted the invitation to join the show. The sting of her quips was dulled only slightly by the coffee cake she served to us as she delivered her blows. Luckily, Dr. Kaitlyn also made an appearance and was there to mend us back together in the end!
The world is in quarantine. Employees across the globe are now working from home. Fresh out of the shadow of their bosses' supervision, the Clowns coalesce to create their first ever LIVE on-the-job podcast. Goat Arnav joins the special to give his unique perspective inside American hospitals and to help the guys formulate appropriate responses to the emails being received LIVE on-air. To our bosses' dismay, no real work is accomplished. Instead, a podcast is born. Stay healthy, my friends.
The guys return to the studio to discuss the perplexing dimension in which they've found themselves, early on in this new decade:
This is the middle ground between light and shadow -- between man's grasp and his reach; between science and superstition; between the pit of his fears and the sunlight of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area that might be called the Twilight Zone.
With nothing but a 45 minute timer and a starting point, the guys channel their inner Seinfeld to see just how wide-ranging and pointless their conversation could be.
TC flirts with the idea of a quid pro quo as he gets involved in a dessert-tasting competition at work. Alex pitches a new movie idea Ferris Bueller would be proud of. The guys discuss the exciting new development that is Gardner Minshew (and other NFL news). The episode wraps up with a couple of new holiday ideas America is sure to fall in love with.
Dr. Martin Luther Cain Jr. drops into the studio for his first appearance. The guys explore a new, Food Network-inspired segment they are calling TChopped. The episode wraps up with an exhilarating tour inside the walls of the generic, American work place.
Timestamps:
The boys pitch a new monocle business that the world should keep an eye on. TC continues building his resume for a potential Webster's Dictionary career. A new movie title anagram segment is introduced. Finally, a list of Harry Potter pickup lines sure to work in the muggle world.
TimeStamps:
8:30 - What if Prohibition came back?
15:05 - Monocle Business Pitch
25:10 - Shirt Tags
32:40 - Bachelorette
42:30 - NFL
51:20 - Movie Title Anagrams
1:04:56 - Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines
The guys welcome on their youngest goats ever
Cain clan comes in full force in this in depth interview. Alex gives a nickname. TC forfeits his first name. Darby tells all.
In this wide ranging episode, the guys reveal themselves as anti-dentites and join a book club. TC sends Star Wars memes to girls on Bumble, while Alex preps for a karaoke performance on international waters.
One day, 20 years from now, we will laugh at the descriptions of these episodes. I pray to the gods that our children never discover this treasure chest full of reasons to lose all respect for their old men. Cheers!
This one goes out to all the football adicts out there who just needs a fix. The two clowns and their goat have you this week. Just take a load off sit back with a glass of nice cold eggnog and enjoy.
In this instant classic, the guys interview their first super-fan, Mark Heaths, a man History will not soon forget. After reaching out on Twitter, the California-native makes a shocking revelation that shakes the foundation of the world as we know it. The first shots in a bloody war have been fired. May God watch over our souls.