In this episode of Two Broke Watch Snobs, Mike and Kaz dive into the whole “chronometer” thing—what the label actually means, how different certifications stack up, and why accuracy still matters even if most of us are just timing pasta water. Along the way, they swap stories about their own watches, crack a few jokes at each other’s expense, and try to cut through the noise so collectors and enthusiasts know what’s worth caring about (and what’s just marketing fluff).
Chapters
00:00 Introduction to the Millennial Pause
02:57 Experimenting with Podcast Format
05:59 Understanding Chronometers
09:00 Wrist Check: Personal Watch Experiences
11:54 Chronometer Certification Explained
14:51 The Value of Chronometer Certification
26:48 Chronometer Certification: Worth the Paper?
35:07 The Evolution of Chronometer Standards
46:44 Technological Marvels in Watch Accuracy
51:54 Final Thoughts on Chronometer Certification
This week, Mike and Kaz take a perilous scroll through the digital back alley of horology: AliExpress.
What begins as innocent curiosity quickly devolves into uncovering horrors like a G-Shock knockoff that might secretly be a spy device, a faceted-case “dress watch” branded with a name so dark and questionable it probably requires a visit from law enforcement, and even a shameless clone of one of the Snobs’ favorite microbrand models. It’s equal parts comedy, tragedy, and public service announcement as the guys ask the eternal question: just because you can buy it for $3.99 with free shipping… should you?