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Twilight Newbs
Jason and Eric
32 episodes
9 months ago
Join two dudes as they read Twilight for the first time. What have we gotten ourselves into?
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Join two dudes as they read Twilight for the first time. What have we gotten ourselves into?
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Twilight Newbs
Eclipse Ch. 3. Jacob Black is Back
Team Jacob! Ladies and gentlemen, he is back. Awkward phone calls. Awkward showing up at someone else's school. But has the best slams against leech Edward. Does a fight break out in front of muggles? Oh wait wrong series.   SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
58 minutes 35 seconds

Twilight Newbs
Eclipse Ch. 2. Sex Talk
My (Jason) audio is horrible in this. Sorry. Going to have to deal with it though. We are such professionals. But more importantly, Charlie attempts the sex ed talk. What a dad move. But fails pretty bad at it. Give him some credit. Episodes will be on Monday's from now on.    SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
57 minutes

Twilight Newbs
Eclipse Ch. 1. WerePig
We are finally into the third book! Eclipse! Heard this one is good. Better not let me down people. Seriously. It better be good. Thanks for being with us for so long. Keep it up. New logo soon!   SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
48 minutes 15 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Movie Review! Hardcore Parkour
We are back! Stupid technical problems. Missed you guys. Here is our movie review. Our thoughts and predictions on what we think will happen. Enjoy.    SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
49 minutes 35 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 24 - Epilogue. FINALE!
We did it! Finished book number 2. Not sure which is better. The first or the second. What do you think? Thanks for continuing this journey with us. Looking forward to Eclipse. Sorry for missing a week. It happens okay? Deal with it.   SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
57 minutes 19 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 22-23. Edward and Bella Together Again
Kiss kiss. hug hug. Kiss the wrist. Don't forget that spot. They have made it back home safely. Now what? They made a promise to the Volturi to change Bella into a vampire. Does Edward keep his promise? Does the kissy kissy stop? Only a chapter and an epilogue remain. Thanks for sticking with us through the second book. Almost Eclipse time.    SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 13 minutes 9 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 20-21. Enter the Volturi..... Dun Dun Dun!!
The almighty Volturi finally make their entrance. And my goodness is it juicy. Tourists..... oh boy. You'll have to listen to this one. It gets bloody. Edward steps into the light. Or does he? The direction of this book is so weird.    SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 19 minutes 25 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 18-19. The Plot Changes?
Someone DM Stephanie Meyer and ask her...... Why did you completely change the plot of this book? This is super confusing. Still better than the first book. Enjoy these two chapters! Leave those reviews. You know what will happen.    SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 49 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 16-17. Eric is on the Road!
First off. Sorry about the quality on this one. Wanted to keep our streak of releasing every Saturday.  A Cullen comes back to forks. Which one? Werewolves smell bad? Loads of information in these chapters concerning not only Bella, but the Cullens. Not so much action. But info is just as good right? RIGHT?!    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....   SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 3 minutes 58 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 14-15. Clothes are Coming Off
Our first mature episode. We get into some heavy stuff here. Correction. Eric gets super graphic. Warning.  Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....   SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs  
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6 years ago
1 hour 13 minutes 4 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 12-13. Jacob's Promise
I hate you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. Jacob comes back for Bella? Bella forgives easily? Edward is coming back right? One vampire dies in these chapters. Another rises. The juices are starting to flow in these chapters. Should be a great ending.    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 16 minutes 13 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 10-11. Vampire Vs Wolf
These chapters are getting out of hand. Stephanie Meyer is flexing those lengths of chapters. Shoving into our faces. What are we, like half way through the book now? Crazy right? Hope you enjoy these chapters. Don't forget your homework assignment. Tell one person about this podcast.    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 20 minutes 56 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 8-9. Gore, Blood, and Vomit
Our longest episode yet. You're welcome.The real question is, who doesn't get sick in these chapters? Vomit everywhere. The most awkward date you could ever be on. These chapters are high school all over again. We get blood from not just the movie, but Bella has another accident. We get to see the epic abs of Jacob. What else could you ask for?   Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 21 minutes 36 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 6-7. Bella Has A New Boyfriend
Oooooo la la. Love is in the air. Jacob fills a hole where Edward was. Bella starts to fall for the skyscraper of a man. Tune in for the flirting. Bella can't contain herself.    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 10 minutes 26 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 4-5. Jacob is Shredded!
I have a feeling we are about to get a lot of Jacob Black. The 6'5" beast of a dude. Veins popping all over the place. Edward might be done for. Join us as we get the Jacob character development. Excited to see where this goes.    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: Newb_Jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 7 minutes 21 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. 2-3. The Break Up *Sad Face*
You want to cry a little bit? Listen to this episode. What a rough break up. Edward lays it all out and Bella has no life now. What will she do? Is Edward gone forever? Probably not. But. The suspense is real. Hope you enjoy our positive outlook on this book. So far, better than the first.    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: Newb_Jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 11 minutes 20 seconds

Twilight Newbs
New Moon Ch. Preface - 1. SCREW MYSELF!
We made it to Boooooooook 2! So excited to start our journey through New Moon. Come join us as well as tell your friends to join as well. That sentence had a lot of "as" and "well." Logo probably won't stay like this. I made something quick Ok? Don't judge.    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: Newb_Jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 1 minute 17 seconds

Twilight Newbs
Twilight Movie Review! Movie vs Book. Which is better?
We made it through the movie! It was difficult, but we managed. Which in our opinion reigns supreme. The movie. Or the book. Find out by listening to this podcast episode. Share with fellow Twilighters. Leave that 5 star review.    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: Newb_Jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 2 minutes 32 seconds

Twilight Newbs
Twilight Epilogue! Bonus Episode Soon!
We reach the actual final of Book one. Twilight. What a journey is has been. Next week we will be covering the movie. Super pumped. Is it better than the book? Find out what we think next week.   OH! Please send us questions through Twitter, Facebook etc. We are going to use those questions for a bonus episode. Only for iTunes Reviewers. They can be about Twilight, Us, or anything really. You can send multiple questions, doesn't mean we will answer them all. But it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: Newb_Jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
56 minutes 6 seconds

Twilight Newbs
Twilight Ch. 23-24. The Finale (Kinda?)
*sigh*....... We reached the final two chapters of the book!! The climax. What happens to Bella? James? Edward?!?! CHUCK!?!?!? Find out some of that information in this episode. Hope you enjoy!  OH! Please send us questions through Twitter, Facebook etc. We are going to use those questions for an episode. They can be about Twilight, Us, or anything really. You can send multiple questions, doesn't mean we will answer them all. But it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: Newb_Jason AND NOW PATREON! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
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6 years ago
1 hour 15 minutes 27 seconds

Twilight Newbs
Join two dudes as they read Twilight for the first time. What have we gotten ourselves into?