We discuss the winner of this year's Great British Baking Show, go over the delicious pork chops Ify flew over from Austin fine dining, and anticipate Mike's Cheesecake Factory cheesecake order.

Ify's back in time for the horniest signature of the season! We chat koalas n' sloths and ask why Paul was such a mean daddy to Tom.

Brian David Gilbert joins us for his final episode to chat Cheesecake Factory and British plum innuendos, then gets a proper Noel-style send-off from Mike.

Brian David Gilbert returns to chat left-handed handshakes, soupy souffles, and whether Aaron's "kitsune" meringue earns him certified weeb status.

Brian David Gilbert joins us as guest host to talk Claddagh rings, racist handshake withholding, and chicken-Crystal Light smoothies!

Was Aaron snubbed a handshake? Is Nadia having a bad week-ia? How would you pose if you were getting lava-smacked by Vesuvius? We answer all of these questions and more this week on TV Chef Fantasy League!

Flapjacks are granola bars, a "fête" is a carnival, and apparently hook-a-duck is the only game anyone's ever played in the UK. Neat as a pin!

We question UK donut culture, make the case that boats are people too, and spoil the MasterChef finale - wah wah!

We're gutted over Biscuit Week! We defend Pui Man's "Pokemon" oxen, intro our new member-created rule (thanks Marisa!), and lightly touch on MasterChef's pitiful offering this week.

GBBO is off to the races with Cake Week, and we are SO relieved to be back in the tent, even if Hassan isn't having his best days. Justice for Hassan and that "pl-axe" throw edit! In the latter half, we cover the MasterChef semifinals - did Gordon overcook his duck since everyone's was over? We'll never know!

It's a 2-for-1 this week where we draft our bakers to kick off this year's season of Great British Bake Off (AKA "Baking Show" for the Yanks) AND we cover this week's Wall Challenge in Master Chef: Dynamic Duos!

We get Ify's take on the Alinea dinner, fight for a man's right to drink matcha, and review Joe Bastianich's music career.

We chat about the disrespect of Tina, the correct pronunciation of "panzanella," and when Gordon decides to throw proteins.

We get Mike's Alinea pop-up review, discuss matcha longevity, and hail the queen Carly Rae Jepsen who deserves more recognition as an artist and career hitmaker!

We talk Minneapolis Italian restaurants, assess Joe Bastianich’s qualifications, and invent Shepherd’s Dip!

The big 3 are back in the studio! We talk GBBO Dylan's new shaved look, people who pooh-pooh other people's passions, and the ever-present Australian accent!

The cracks are showing in some of these dynamic duos. Who leaves a mess when they cook? We cover all this and more in this week's episode.

Mike is back from his Portuguese nuptials! Ify gets ready to meet Bailey in Chicago! We all debate the importance of the molten-ness of molten lava cake.

Who's the real chef in Ratatouille: Remy or Luigi?! Plus, we rate hot anime Colonel Sanders, Spongebob Squarepants, and more!

We talk about that faint, American fishermen, and whether marriage can survive the pressures of cooking competition shows!