The Tortured Poets Department? More like The Matty Healy Case Files. What was once a case for the FBI is challenged as Jonathan deep-dives into Taylor’s most cryptic album with chaotic precision — matching lyrics to timelines, decoding every UFO reference, and proving once and for all that the “tortured muse” is the smallest man who ever lived.🕵️‍♀️🔍

Jonathan takes us on a chaotic ride: from reminiscing about his “trade” era (full beats, Tinder experiments, and bi-curious adventures) to the absolute disaster of getting catfished by a man with a cracked iPad screen and way too much audacity. Grindr scraps, self-esteem boosts, douching logistics, and the eternal question—why do the hottest pics always come with the biggest red flags? 📱🚩

Hopping on the mic with tales of sketchy tofu, Pixel phone patchwork surgery, a $4K MacBook steal, and gym-related existential dread. Future Twitch streamer? Maybe. But Maratang? Not for the foreseeable future 🪦

Jonathan gets rained in and spirals: birthday reflections, new music (Sabrina… girl), and some chaotic New York trip planning — including Trader Joe’s hauls, Crumbl Cookie smuggling, and a Chipotle identity crisis. 🎙️🧳

The hospital was a drag... but I'm back, bitch! 🗣️ On this episode of Tuna Talk, we’re diving into Taylor Swift's latest album, The Life of a Showgirl, and her engagement to Travis Kelce 💍. We'll also get nostalgic about the days of Coverlandia, lament the state of nachos in Korea, and catch up on some life updates! 🎙️

Karrot Market.... A place to find a good bargain, or find a reason to lose your sanity. There's hardly any in between. Jonathan recounts a few horror stories of his own experiences using Karrot Market — from delusional cheapskates, hot influencers who haggle, to bizarre emotional manipulation. Unfiltered, chaotic, and a warning to all 🫠🥕

After a 2-year hiatus, Tuna Talk is back with life updates, job chaos, and a landlord horror story to end all horror stories. New mic, same unhinged energy 🎙️