Welcome to Season 2 Episode 2! This time, in timely fashion, we are watching "A Boy Called Christmas," coming out a mere month after Christmas because that is how we roll! Or maybe we are just way ahead of schedule for Christmas 2022! Either way, it doesn't have to be Christmas to enjoy, our antics are hilarious all of the time. Train Wreck Theater is a comedy panel podcast wherein a bunch of friends get together to make fun of movies in an entertaining and enjoyable manner! We love mo...

Train Wreck Theater is finally back! It is season 2 and we are only, like, two weeks late for our thanksgiving episode! But do not worry, faithful listener, because we don't actually talk about thanksgiving at all! It's Thingsgiving (The Thing 1982)! Paul, Jeannie, Juno, Aaron, Moore, and Gracie mixed a few cocktails, had a heartwarming chugging contest, and talked about Kurt Russell's hair for a surprising amount of time! Train Wreck Theater is a comedy podcast wherein a group of hilario...

It is finally here, the Season One Finale of Train Wreck Theater! It is Part Two of our Red Dawn Reboot Spectacular! This time we discuss Red Dawn (2012) in all it's love of glamping and sandwiches. Join Aaron, Caryl Anne, Gracie, Jeannie, Juno, Moore, Peter, Paul, and Tanner as we send out this great season in style! We want to thank everyone who has been listening to our pod this year and hope you all come back to hear more of our ragtagness in Season Two (date TBD!)&nb...

Welcome to the Reboot Rondout of Train Wreck Theater Season One! We are finishing this season with a special two-part episode series wherein we watched the first Red Dawn (1984) and next we'll watch Red Dawn (2012)! Red Dawn was made in a time when people were afraid the communists were all coming to get us and this movie takes on a teenage fantasy of fighting back against their occupation with hilariously devastating results. This modern classic got the train wreck theater treatment a...

Showgirls (1995) is a movie that is a lot of things - a coming of age story, a tragic romance, a lost soul finding their way, a showbiz movie, a sports movie, but mostly it is about boobs. Yes, Train Wreck Theater has now reviewed Showgirls for your entertainment, dear listeners! On this episode Tanner, Gracie, Jeannie, Paul, Juno, Aaron, and Moore got together to discuss this movie that is mostly known for tanking the career of that girl from Saved by the Bell! We do get into s...

For this Tangent of Train Wreck Theater Juno and Moore go toe-to-toe to discuss the appeal of 90 Day Fiancé as we watched and discussed Season 8 Episode 7 of the massively popular reality television series! Tangents are special one-on-one episodes of Train Wreck Theater where we pick some television show or movie we've been dying to discuss on the pod and haven't yet had a chance to cover! 90 Day Fiancé is a show about people from other countries moving in with each other on 90-...

In this episode we watch Bad Batch (2016) which stars Suki Waterhouse and Jason Momoa... and Jim Carry and Keanu Reeves (sort of)! This confusing dystopian movie was the follow-up to director Ana Lily Amirpour's brilliant "A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)" and it was slightly less brilliant than her first feature, but we still watched all of it! Join Tanner, Paul, Moore, Jeannie, Juno, Gracie, Aaron and Peter for this amazingly hilarious review of a confounding story of cannibal...

In Episode 22 we watch the 2018 acid trip of a Nic Cage movie Mandy! Join Caryl Anne, Juno, Jeannie, Paul, Peter, and Moore as they do a deep dive into this drug fueled revenge story. Demons! Cults! Human Sacrifice! Chainsaw Duels! It's all in there! Train Wreck Theater is a comedy movie review podcast that tackles a seemingly random movie each week in great detail! We have between 5-9 people on each episode so the conversations can get crazy and out there but we always leave wi...

On this Dangerous episode we watch the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously! The movie that had Michael Keaton and Danny Devito before it was cool! Peter, Paul, Jeannie, Aaron, Juno, and Moore take a deep comedic dive into this forgotten comedy classic and take a lot of time to discuss the benefits of living of life of good natured crime and we also try to figure out what the sex toy market of the 1920s was like. (We are a complicated podcast that contains multitudes. ) Train Wreck Theater i...

Train Wreck Theater is proud to present episode 20 wherein we watch Suburbia (1983)! This time capsule of a movie captures the lives of some punk rock teens in the early 80s living in an abandoned house in LA and is an amazingly prescient look at society and culture in 2021. This is a crazy ass movie and as a result this podcast contains a lot of discussion of violence and sexual assault (for the record, we are against both). But please be aware before listening as we do discuss it in ...

This week is a special episode of Train Wreck Theater where we transform, for the first time, into Train Wreck Tangents! A tangent episode is a one-on-one in depth dive into a movie or show so it will be a bit different from our regular rambunctious nonsense with 7-9 people trying to get a word in edgewise. This week we are watching Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964). Joining the tangent host Moore is Caryl Anne and we discuss the hell out of th...

This week we are watching the 2002 version of The Count of Monte Cristo! Thus proving we occasionally like movies we actually think we will enjoy! This classic revenge tale gets the wrecking crew treatment as the Hilarious Lunatics on the panel break it down and critique the whole dang thing! The group for this pod is Juno, Aaron, Peter, Paul, Jeannie, Gracie, Tanner and Moore! Come for the revenge movie review, stay to see if we swear to destroy one another! Train Wreck Theater...

Train Wreck Theater takes on Robin Hood (2018)! There are probably dozens of great Robin Hood movies out there, but this is not one of them! Our comedic panel rips this movie apart and tries desperately to put it back together again for the sequel that is never going to happen! This "prequel" to Robin Hood was directed by the man whose largest credit was the Pig F-er episode of Black Mirror and stars the least charismatic Robin you'll ever encounter, one who can sometimes speak with a ...

In this amazing episode of Train Wreck Theater we watch the Made for SyFy Network TV movie Ghost Shark (2013)! This one-off film somehow jumped itself as it tried to cash in on the surprising and completely baffling popularity of the Sharknado franchises by making a completely different movie set somewhere in Louisiana. What is the plot of this crazy monster movie? Well when a couple of locals lose a fishing contest because a Great White shark eats the fish they just caught, they murde...

This episode we discuss The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018) starring Sam Elliot and Aidan Turner! This surprisingly sweet, yet ambiguous, movie about a man assassinating Hitler in WWII and then Bigfoot as an old man is just what the title suggests and much, much more! Join Caryl Anne, Tanner, Juno, Jeannie, Moore, Peter, Gracie, Aaron, and Paul as we do a deep dive into the magical world of TMWKHATTB (yea, even the acronym is long). Train Wreck Theater is a wee...

This episode we watch the newest movie we could find which was Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)! The follow-up to the smash hit Wonder Woman which was a movie that made some semblance of sense! Peter, Caryl Anne, Paul, Tanner, Gracie, Juno, Aaron and Moore dive deep into the DC universe for the second week in a row to bring you our hilarious (and possibly drunken) review of Wonder Woman 1984 in which we learn that wishing to become a stone gives you super powers, wishing to be like Wonder Woma...

This episode we bring you the classic christmas adjacent movie Batman Returns (1992)! Where is he returning from? Not really anywhere since Batman! Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, and Michael Keaton bring Batman to the silver screen for the second time (3rd if you count that Adam West Batman movie) in this sequel directed by Tim Burton! We do a deep dive and cover it in alarming detail - Come for the Bat-rope thing and stay for the Bat-Stationary! This episode feat...

Our second christmas-y movie of the season is Pottersville (2017)! The town of Pottersville is a struggling small town in the USA until a magnificent sasquatch shows up to restore their christmas cheer! Of course the bigfoot is just the General Store owner drunk on moonshine and he is doing it to reconnect with his wife who has recently gotten deep into the furry sub-culture that is thriving - thriving - in this little town. Train Wreck Theater is a comedy podcast that reviews odd, o...

Get out the Eggnog and get ready for cheery music set to people trying to kill themselves, it is the Surviving Christmas (2004) episode of Train Wreck Theater! Taking out all that is good and wholesome with the holiday season and replacing it with close up shots of Ben Affleck eating salami and a surprising amount of incest jokes, Surviving Christmas might be the absolute worst movie we've reviewed on Train Wreck. As a result it is one of the best episodes every! Join Paul, Aaro...

This week we go nowhere fast with 1984s Streets of Fire! This lost gem of a movie stars Rick Moranis, Willem Dafoe, Diane Lane, Amy Madigan, and so many more! Streets of Fire tells a Rock and Roll Fabel set in another time and another place (though we think it was the fifties-eighties) and follows ruggedly handsome but monotoned Tom Cody as he agrees to work for his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend/manager from a biker gang known as The Bombers. The music, the costumes, the action, the advent...