Originally recorded on September 15th 2022
In the 2nd of 2 Specials, Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt natter aimlessly for what could possibly be the last TOP CONTENT for a while. God Save The King! Wakanda Forever.
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In 2 Special episodes, Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt chunter about the world, post Her Maj Highness. Originally recorded on September 15th 2022.
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"PARLIAMENT DOESN'T DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS. OTHERS WILL DEFINE WHAT ENGLAND IS..."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk Boris biopics, a future for British nations, and the elevation to royalty of the Radio 2 mid-morning GOD.
Since recording, Durham Constabulary have cleared Sir Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor of any potential "Beergate" crime. Funny that.
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"LIZ TRUSS IS GLUE"
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt recorded this on Thursday 7th July 2022. A lot has happened since then. And a lot hasn't. Neither will be going to a belated wedding party at Chequers now. Blast.
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"I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU'D GET A HOLLYWOOD HANDSHAKE FOR THAT..."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk the madness enveloping the US and UK, debating abortion as only men can and destroying The Good Friday Agreement with the help of Radio 2, Top Gear and Bake Off. Contains creampies.
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"THE CIVIC WAS BOMB PROOF."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about bad cars, Canadian megastars and abortion. Because.
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"BORIS JOHNSON GOT THE ROUND WINDOW IN PLAYSCHOOL CONFUSED WITH THE GLORY HOLE"
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt are legitimate alternatives to Lauren Laverne, talking about Power Rangers and an exclusive look at the new Liverpool attack for the upcoming season. They are very hot and sticky.
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"WARRINGTON IS THE UPSIDE DOWN."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt get interrupted by Alexa, toilet breaks and thinking of Boris Johnson as a child of Blackadder. As always, with apologies to Sue Barker. Contains a Hot Tubpdate.
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"Arthur Askey did it. George Formby did it. Aristotle did it."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt look upon the Adrian Chiles phenomenon, break down YouTubers and American Exceptionalism again and ask, "Is Heroin Horse?". They look at French foreign policy so you don't have to.
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"I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO A SILENT DISCO THIS WEEKEND..."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt compare a Radio 1 and Radio 2 legend to a Timelord (but Who?), give more royalties to Peter Kay, look at bad pop at football finals and get excited for darts in NYC!
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"ROSS KING. IS HE STILL ON LORRAINE?"
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about BBC slots, enjoyable wiffle and the Second Coming. And have some hot biscuit chat too.
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"HAVE THE WIG ALL-TO-COCK, TAKE THE WOODEN TEETH OUT."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt look back upon a week of news of unrelenting misery with a brilliant gag on the ex-Duke of York and a US comic. They have their fingers on the pulse.
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"THE AMAZING NEW SIGNING FOR NEWCASTLE UNITED... IS GREG NORMAN."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt have worked out what Neil Parish was really Googling, look at a nuclear threat and bring a reggae/Cardiacs bent to Top Content with 80s nostalgia.
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"WE WERE BACK FROM LIVE-STREAMING A FUNERAL THIS MORNING."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt want to make a Bayeux Tapestry from the WAGatha Christie court sketches, take a scatological look at sport and congratulate a friend, contributor and listener of Top Content on their new job!
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"HE WOULD BE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO IF HE'D GOT GIVEN AN HONORARY DOCTORATE... WOULD THEN INSIST ON BEING CALLED DOCTOR."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt rename Loose Women, query the Americans' celebration of St Patrick's Day and review TV with a box of Peeps and bad financial advice. Contains Finnish athletes.
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"I WANT JOHN CENA TO TAKE JUDI DENCH ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt castigate Churchill, merge the DC Comics Universe with the Carla Lane Universe, and Chelsea are laughed at. All while Dan eats a bagel and Mike brings back memories of Pebble Mill.
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"I'M WRITING TO YOUTUBE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS VIDEO NOT BEING ACCURATE..."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt talk about how kids are dealing with the path to World War 3, argue about the Top 10 Manchester United goalkeepers and how Paul isn't dead. Yet.
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009 BONUS EPISODE!
This is for @shaunwkeaveny with a collaboration idea, and for the BBC to get Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt in to present The Media Show. Includes talk of invading Wales.
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"IT IS PARENTING, ON A GEOPOLITICAL SCALE."
Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt correlate the tiny degrees of separation from the war in Ukraine by bringing in Jimmy Carr, Dion Dublin, and a UFC Champion to the conversation. They also send an untrained Ed Sheeran on a Mission to Moscow, via Jedward and a shed.
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