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Today’s Lucky Winner
Mixgnomer
99 episodes
6 days ago
“Life may not be fair, but the afterlife tries to be.” That’s the motto of the DMV. (The Department of Mishaps and Violence). When Dawn Menendez finds out that she’s met her untimely demise in a freak curling iron/fire sprinkler accident, she’s met with a posthumous opportunity. She was the 777th soul reaped by the department that day. She now has the opportunity to go back to earth for an entire year, chaperoned by the Reaper who took her soul. The only hitch? Before she’s sent back to earth, she learns that her cosmic scale has been found wanting. Her soul weighs just enough to get sent to a hell dimension. What could she have possibly done? All she did was play MMO’s and go to work. Her first night on earth, her reaper suggests that her accidental demise may have been murder. If she can prove she was murdered, she gets to be reincarnated, and avoid going to hell. Now, Dawn has a year to prove she was murdered and balance the cosmic scales in her favor.Things would be a lot easier if her Reaper would stop getting high and help her.
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“Life may not be fair, but the afterlife tries to be.” That’s the motto of the DMV. (The Department of Mishaps and Violence). When Dawn Menendez finds out that she’s met her untimely demise in a freak curling iron/fire sprinkler accident, she’s met with a posthumous opportunity. She was the 777th soul reaped by the department that day. She now has the opportunity to go back to earth for an entire year, chaperoned by the Reaper who took her soul. The only hitch? Before she’s sent back to earth, she learns that her cosmic scale has been found wanting. Her soul weighs just enough to get sent to a hell dimension. What could she have possibly done? All she did was play MMO’s and go to work. Her first night on earth, her reaper suggests that her accidental demise may have been murder. If she can prove she was murdered, she gets to be reincarnated, and avoid going to hell. Now, Dawn has a year to prove she was murdered and balance the cosmic scales in her favor.Things would be a lot easier if her Reaper would stop getting high and help her.
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Comedy Fiction
Fiction,
Science Fiction
Episodes (20/99)
Today’s Lucky Winner
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3 days ago
1 hour 41 minutes 30 seconds

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Goodbye, L'il Buddy
2 weeks ago
45 minutes 35 seconds

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See You Next Time, Gay Boy
1 month ago
30 minutes

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Eight Refrigerators Tall
1 month ago
33 minutes 24 seconds

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Let's Go, Girls!
2 months ago
30 minutes 3 seconds

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Transfemininomenon
2 months ago
32 minutes 58 seconds

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Time to Make Some Magic
3 months ago
32 minutes 8 seconds

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The Assicutioner
3 months ago
33 minutes 18 seconds

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Genevieve, The Bone Collector
4 months ago
30 minutes 59 seconds

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Sigma Nuts
4 months ago
31 minutes 33 seconds

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He/They Skeleton
Send us a text In this episode: Millie gets a big ouchie, and Leonard resists the urge to say, " I told you so." Leonard cracks open a cold, refreshing Zima with a former lover. Sunny and Dawn get a lesson in reaper language. Rita discovers some trauma she needs to unpack (later, she doesn't have time now!). Charles Dickens McFucking LOSES IT! Kyle, Viv, and Kieghan summon a baddie who's down to swallow anything. Kieghan enjoys a relaxing time with some Minecraft and Bluey Dawn ...
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5 months ago
28 minutes 39 seconds

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Vampires, Demons, and Texans
Send us a text In this episode: Viv cuts a bitch! Rita may or may not have sucked off Charles Dickens. The ladies try to get to Florida. Millie ignores Leonard's warnings, and pays for her hubris- also, she might ruin his area rug. An old lover pays a visit it Leonard. Kyle is summoned- just the one Kyle. Not all Kyles. Nostradamus tries to be a hacker. Rita uses her knowledge of Flava Flav to recruit a comrade to their cause. Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Charl...
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5 months ago
28 minutes 30 seconds

Today’s Lucky Winner
Newsflash, Pervert!
Send us a text We're back, babies! Time to figure out wtf Rita, Dawn, Sunny, and Jacksie are gonna do, after getting transported somewhere far, far, away. Millie does a murder, and Leonard has a bad time at a train station. Rita may or may not have sucked off a famous English author. Judith decides to check out the public transportation in The Exchange. Dawn, Minion - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Jackal Demon - Taryn Gray @ta...
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6 months ago
25 minutes 42 seconds

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Rita's Holiday Special: A Christmas Carol
Send us a text Happy Holiday's, Li'l Buddies! In this final holiday special of the WHOLE SERIES, we travel back in time to 1843, when Rita meets a writer, desperate to make a deadline. (it's Charles Dickens, Bee-Tee-Dubs) Enjoy this holiday special, which definitely won't have any implications in upcoming episodes. (tee-hee. I'm lying!) Voiceover - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Charles Dickens, Narrator - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Rita - Brianne Leeson @audhdbri Support the show Writer, Di...
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8 months ago
42 minutes 44 seconds

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Special Announcement: Enter the Dreamscape (aka, Discord Server)
Send us a text Hi! We're opening up our Discord server to all Li'l Buddies, patreon supporters or not. Also, we have a very cool mutual aid opportunity! We definitely don't have something special for you between now and January 15th. Go find the link to our Discord server below! Mutual Aid for Wolf: https://chuffed.org/project/115407-help-a-disabled-queer-avoid-bankruptcy?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaa8eN5qJl-O0DJ8gOkBtdr1lJCZDjXl0WHW0CwUaEo1N6XPSFsT_tEUIuI_aem_QVVFdn-WqWxk9X--MBwmJg Support ...
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9 months ago
2 minutes 36 seconds

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Panenis
Send us a text In this MID-SEASON FINALE: Debbie has a highly erotic meeting and makes a handshake deal. Azrael, The Angel of Death, creams their G-D jeans over who pops into their cubicle next. We ponder the plural of panini. Nostradamus accidentally eated too many shrimps. We learn more than we wanted to about goat demon anatomy. Leonard knows someone who may have JUST what the gang needs to sabotage the DMV. Kieghan is AT CAPACITY, do you hear me?! He's had ENOUGH! Don't talk to him...
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10 months ago
29 minutes

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Cuck Chair
Send us a text In this episode: We hear about the best place to get your live Christmas trees, if you live in or around Buda, TX. We meet a talented actor from Evil Julliard. Carmilla gives the best TV interview. I mean the best one of all time. Barbara Walters has been awful quiet since it aired. (mostly because she's dead, but you get it) Rita defends her stinky son. Dawn gets a very bad vibe at the Warlock Magic Depot. Leonard gets a call at an inopportune time. Dawn - ...
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10 months ago
28 minutes 44 seconds

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Turlet Crime
Send us a text In this episode! Debbie does a Scott Bakulas at Githmar's! (That will make sense when you listen) There's erotic ring toss and shirtless demons! Judith discusses the economy on the news. Debbie's fanny pack is the talk of the town. Rita gets so angry, she could shit. Guard, Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Leonard, Blue Shirt, - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Demon, TV Demon, Kieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgray Sunny, Debbie, Rasgulath, Millie - Vi...
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11 months ago
27 minutes 22 seconds

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Kidney Stone Doula
Send us a text In this episode: Carmilla has a press conference, which is impressive for someone who had her head ripped off last season. Kyle talks to an old friend. Kieghan receives a cryptic message about his future from a frenchman. Dawn keeps that MF-ing thing ON HER. Rita tries to discuss her fantasy Star Trek threesome. Oh, and by the way- Cowabunga. Weird Hat, Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Leonard, Blue Shirt, Helmet Hair, Nostradamus - Sean Turner @sean...
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11 months ago
27 minutes 45 seconds

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Magma Ole-Puss
Send us a text In this episode: Judith tries to find a snack for her newborn baby at the train station. Dawn is a stereotypical Texan…AGAIN! Rita’s body of work as a photographer is explained to a hobgoblin. Dawn falls asleep, and it’s kind of a big deal. Sunny does a smooch on someone! Leonard gets uppies. Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Business Demon, Figgle, Warehouse Demon - Taryn Gray @tarynmgray Sunny, Rasgulath, Millie - Viol...
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1 year ago
29 minutes 18 seconds

Today’s Lucky Winner
“Life may not be fair, but the afterlife tries to be.” That’s the motto of the DMV. (The Department of Mishaps and Violence). When Dawn Menendez finds out that she’s met her untimely demise in a freak curling iron/fire sprinkler accident, she’s met with a posthumous opportunity. She was the 777th soul reaped by the department that day. She now has the opportunity to go back to earth for an entire year, chaperoned by the Reaper who took her soul. The only hitch? Before she’s sent back to earth, she learns that her cosmic scale has been found wanting. Her soul weighs just enough to get sent to a hell dimension. What could she have possibly done? All she did was play MMO’s and go to work. Her first night on earth, her reaper suggests that her accidental demise may have been murder. If she can prove she was murdered, she gets to be reincarnated, and avoid going to hell. Now, Dawn has a year to prove she was murdered and balance the cosmic scales in her favor.Things would be a lot easier if her Reaper would stop getting high and help her.