“Crate madness, girls survival guide to football season, with the season just around the corner and celebrity relationships are for the birds”

Jax is BACK with the behind the scenes Shanoudi and Jeff from the streets. We talk about the crate crisis and why everyone are losing their minds over it , football season hacks for us girls to handle our boys during it, and we dig into celebrities with their beefs and their relationships.

“ Renner over future, thotology anniversary, and where’s mariah?”

In this episode, Jax chats with the behind the scenes team
about who is the real goat, if showering daily is a necessity, and …where’s mariah?!

“ Cougars and customers”

Jasper and Mariah talk about the benefits of being with younger men and the in’s and out’s of their career field

“ Miami, the one hour shit show.”

Delve into the tragic details of the trip Jax and Mariah took to Miami, needless to say they will be taking next week off. Chop this episode into two.

“ Mariah and Jax take Miami”

How to get on a yacht without marrying an old guy

“ How to be a fuck girl”

Mariah, Gigi and jax talk about how to keep your options open and how to be a fuck girl if you really wanna go that route.

“ The “kings” are dissected on thotology and Kevin Samuels is full of shit.”

Nick cannon peaked in drum line and now he’s daddy day care, Tristan can’t keep his pants on, and apparently Chris Brown didn’t learn the first time.

“ You hate us cause hiatus”

Mariah is back from wherever she supposedly went, harsh advice, hot gossip, and French fries.

“ Quavo vs. Saweetie, tittie problems, annoying things about your SO”

Jax and I talk about the Quavo and Saweetie debacle, tittie problems, and who takes longer showers you or your man. Also, jeff won’t let Jax be in the kitchen when he’s cooking 😂

“ Hot girl summer, chub rub, entanglements.”

Me and Jax talk about going out more and wearing less, loving your lumps and bumps, and why entanglements are honestly the bestest thing ever. Also women can get sex easier than men.

“ Married friends, the Hawaiian shirt, Mariah exposed”

On this episode Mariah talks
To her friends and neighbors about the memories they’ve created over the last 7 years, and all the weird things you didn’t know about Mariah’s life.

“ Michael gets waxed, cancel culture, the hat story.”

We waxed Michael for international women’s day, apparently the Grammys is rigged, and we are putting Jeff and Michael in the woods for 48 hours with a flashlight (no batteries included), a car air freshener, and a book of matches.

“Botox & Filler Faux Pas”

On this episode we talk about fillers, Botox, and how to stay young forever without having to join the Illuminati.

“ Advice for your skin, your twenties, and marriage after 30”

On this episode Mariah sits down with the skin professionals, so we can all look twenty in our thirties, you’re welcome.

“Sex during covid, ribbed for his pleasure, sand in your coochie”

Should you wear an N95 during sex? Does everyone get sand on their clit at the beach? Are you textured or smooth? We have a lot of questions this episode.

“ I’m not sorry, team no lips, post valentine breakups”

On this episode Mariah doesn’t apologize, and she doesn’t have lips. Also we talk about how spring break ups are around the corner, and how Micheal wants to wax his chest.

“Red flags, don’t be pressed, photos of my ex having sex”

During this lesson, the girls talk about red flags, why you shouldn’t be pressed and Mariah getting sent photos of her ex mid-coitus 😂

“ Show me your #@$&, wet things on my feet, OnlyFans.”

On this episode my stripper/ genius friend Kasey shares her insights on money making, and her most horrifying night at work, also OnlyFans, do or don’t?

“The guy in Korea, side 🐥, and Lori Harvey. “

We are still drunk and we talk about dick pics, chlamydia, side chicks, and the GOAT of dating, Lori Harvey. Also, NBA YoungBoy is a hoe, we said what we said. Also, treat him like the men you don’t like.

“Insider trading, masturbation, and the “D” word”

During this lesson, Jax and Mariah discuss the art of cumming fast, playing with yourself, best and worst sex moments, and also they’ve been drinking.