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Think, Pair, Swear

Justin Orscheln and Ronnie Lathrop

88 episodes

6 days ago

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Listeners have stories about a drunk PD presenter, a cult survivor (that needs to sell her story to Lifetime), and a fund raiser theft, and a question about staff morale. Then the boys find the most bizarre items in the School Specialty catalogue 2025. There’s everything from fetal skeletons to racist mask making. And all for ridiculous prices. Afterwards they have a two announcements: an upcoming special episode and what’s up first for the winter tr...

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Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Listeners have stories about a drunk PD presenter, a cult survivor (that needs to sell her story to Lifetime), and a fund raiser theft, and a question about staff morale. Then the boys find the most bizarre items in the School Specialty catalogue 2025. There’s everything from fetal skeletons to racist mask making. And all for ridiculous prices. Afterwards they have a two announcements: an upcoming special episode and what’s up first for the winter tr...

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Episodes (20/88)

Think, Pair, Swear

Extra Credit: Listener Thoughts!

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Listeners have stories about a drunk PD presenter, a cult survivor (that needs to sell her story to Lifetime), and a fund raiser theft, and a question about staff morale. Then the boys find the most bizarre items in the School Specialty catalogue 2025. There’s everything from fetal skeletons to racist mask making. And all for ridiculous prices. Afterwards they have a two announcements: an upcoming special episode and what’s up first for the winter tr...

3 weeks ago

1 hour 2 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! So did the filmmaker of The Human Centipede get the idea from Glee? Justin seems to think so. They’re going to make sense of this bonkers high school if it drives them insane. And it almost did. In addition to a Spanish teacher who also does history and coaches a show choir, there’s a curse, Sue Sylvester’s MAGA roots, Rachel’s entitlement, stalking Whoopi Goldberg, Justin’s talent show routine, Rita Pearlman in Flashdance, a Freaky Friday ripoff, te...

1 month ago

1 hour 26 minutes

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Law and Order SVU

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Unhinged. That’s the word of the day with this penultimate media Ronnie and Justin covered this week. Well we have two different teachers wrongly accused of having sex with students (for once). Along with that there’s children in pubs and breweries, Ronnie coming out to his parents, Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro,” a torn rectum, a porn parody, missing Stabler’s ass, the K-Pop group BX9, Buster Bluth, too many prep schools, never being alone with a student, ...

1 month ago

1 hour 33 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

Welcome to the Dollhouse

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! We are Dawn Weiner. We are Weiner Dog. Unite with the host and discover the hilarious trauma of being a picked on middle school student. Along the way there’s Happiness, Owen Mills Picture Studios, baked beans, shitting on command, locker graffiti, garage band nightmares, mean teachers, Lolia and Brandon’s future deaths from fentanyl, dignity, background music for Epstein’s plane, tattletale trauma, scheduled sexual assault, a sprained finger, the pr...

1 month ago

1 hour 40 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

Sex Education S.1 Ep. 1 and Ep. 2

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! DISCLAIMER: When experimenting with a new filter in Riverside, portions of our audio got cut off. This should be the final episode we this in. We apologize for any inconvenience. Stick with us! We're still learning! Otis and Maeve form a business which offers sexual advice to their peers. Sure. Sounds legit. They believe in sex positivity at Think, Pair, Swear. They also believe in Aimee Lou Wood, guys faking it, eaves dropping, abandoned...

1 month ago

1 hour 27 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! DISCLAIMER: When experimenting with a new filter in Riverside, portions of our audio got cut off. This anomaly will happen over the next 1 0r 2 episodes We apologize for any inconvenience. Stick with us! We're still learning! Well Justin wasn’t a fan so no introduction to David Lynch awaits him. Ronnie wasn’t a fan either. Still. You know, Donny. He was a character in this movie. There was also 80s music, remembering elections in 2028, ta...

2 months ago

1 hour 35 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

The Facts of Life

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! DISCLAIMER: When experimenting with a new filter in Riverside, portions of our audio got cut off. This anomaly will happen over the next 2 or 3 episodes We apologize for any inconvenience. Stick with us! We're still learning! The facts of life are all about you and your bitchy dormmates and your dim witted house-mother. Yeah, they said it. Mrs. Garrett was kinda stupid. The hosts get into this made-for-TV nightmare of girls narrowly escap...

2 months ago

1 hour 25 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Justin and Ronnie work through some family trauma via the title character Lady Bird as they sort through a senior year at a Catholic high school. Of course there’s the typical digs at Ronnie’s age and how he no longer has a job, but they also get into the history of the Pony Express, family arguments that make one want to jump out of a moving car, Sondheim high school musicals, Rodney and Jared, themed high school dances, causing thy brother to stumb...

2 months ago

1 hour 36 minutes

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AP BIO (S1 E11 and S2 E3)

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Justin and Ronnie were not fans, but they powered through. They tried to figure out why someone who doesn’t want to teach wants to remain a teacher, and oh yeah. There are a lot of teachers in that boat, but not all over them are attempting satire. This is multiplied by donkey shows, narcissism, adult film clubs, a school board president with the inability to read the room, Bennigan’s next to a mall where white people used to shop, AP and College Boa...

2 months ago

1 hour 25 minutes

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Easy A--With Special Guest: Raul Villanueva!

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Today the show had adjunct faculty with former teacher and Wheel of Fortune recap podcast Come On Big Money, Raul Villanueva. He joined Justin and Ronnie to figure out if there was anything besides a Southwest style strip mall in Ojai, California and what makes their high school one with distinction. Well that and how Stanley Tucci got on Ronnie’s hallpass, who names their child Rhiannon, if Thomas Hayden Church is handsome or ugly, destroyed drug ev...

2 months ago

1 hour 53 minutes

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Dead Poet's Society

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Welcome back listeners to the class of 2025/26. It’s 1959 and Robin Williams is trying to teach critical thinking to a repressed, privileged generation of young men. What could go wrong? Well there’s the extended version of the film Justin watched but Ronnie didn’t know existed. Also St. Elsewhere, yearbook sponsorship, carpe diem, trophy case dead kids, the censorship of erotic poetry, sucking marrow, spelunking in the dark, gay vibes, Safe Schools ...

3 months ago

1 hour 34 minutes

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Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Unit Exam - What’s Up Doc?: Justin gets summer schooled on the screwball comedy, the art of the car chase and the great Madeline Kahn. There’s also a song about topping, Wanda being manhandled in Manchester, everyone enjoys their rocks being touched, Madeline Kahn’s wing, lemon drops at Martunis, room service leftovers, a $60 clock radio, stunt men with injured backs, Croatia, Randy Quaid, what musicology is, a dangerously unbalanced woman, Chippenda...

3 months ago

1 hour 35 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Justin gets summer schooled on camp, feathered hair and gay bears with wings. There’s also Ronnie’s sexual awakening, the power of football, Ming’s cultural appropriation, Topol, fart clouds, hot hail, Karoline Leavitt, cotton candy butthole portals, how the movie predicted 2025, Timothy Dalton’s S&M 1923, gayer Skeletor, leaving Footloose, Aura’s sexual appetite, MAGA brainwashing, Annie Lenox, naked men with wings, tree fisting, quicksand, Amer...

3 months ago

1 hour 39 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

Steel Magnolias

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Justin gets summer schooled as Julia Roberts dies and we all punch Ouiser. How’d Justin get through gay boyhood without seeing this one, you may ask? We find out with the help of giant hair, Dylan McDermott’s ass, guns in hallway drawers, “Hello, Dove Beauty,” a Jesus Princess, exploding balloons, “Drink your juice, Shelby,” Verpford Trudeau, armadillo ass, football ass, how to tell if a man is homosexual, Southern accents, terrifying Easter Bunnies,...

4 months ago

1 hour 29 minutes

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Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Justin gets summer schooled this week on divas, the queer-coded sissy, and sapphic power dynamics. There’s also Jafar, fleshlights clued to stumps, a sea of red flags, Phoebe’s suicide, personal assistants, phallic celery, a broken bottle of absinthe, lesbians with moving vans, Drunk Justin, the single white female, RIP vaccines and poppers, pretending to be passed out, All About Me, several very dry martinis, the War of 1812 vs 9/11, agents of chaos...

4 months ago

1 hour 27 minutes

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Muriel's Wedding

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Justin gets summer schooled this week on the perils of life for the small town gay, found families and some symbolism for the AIDS crisis of the 90s via the life of Muriel Heslop. There’s also party with laundry room make-shift urinals, whipped icing, several bad Australian accents, ugly dresses, no exploding birds, being screwed into paralysis, reluctantly sad masturbation, politicians with loser families, flirting with a doppelganger, hearing sex t...

5 months ago

1 hour 38 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

Extra Credit: Listener Thoughts & Graduation Songs!

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Extra Credit: Bad Graduation Songs edition. There’s some listener mail that involves a potential murder, a student attack, an angel teacher, and a media recommendation for student teachers. Justin and Ronnie each bring a song featured at many a high school graduation and tries to sway the other that it’s indeed an awful graduation song. Their high school graduations are also discussed. Then the subject of Summer Schooled coming Monday, June 2nd is an...

5 months ago

1 hour 2 minutes

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The Breakfast Club

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! Bad principals. Bad students. The bad concept of Saturday detentions, this one had it all. Besides Bender catching a glob of his own spit, we were subjected to an ugly duckling divisive makeover, a girl making out with the man who sexually and physically assaulted her, magical weed that admin can’t smell, obvious locker were said weed was kept, a library will a lot of unusable space, olive loaf, pissed off librarians on Monday morning, a wise custodi...

6 months ago

1 hour 44 minutes

Think, Pair, Swear

Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

Got a question or comment? Send us a text! The nightmare here isn’t just Freddy Krueger and it’s not just a coach into S&M. Going to high school in Springwood isn’t wise but neither is offroading through Joshua Tree National Park, Jared Fogel, A Chorus Line, racist cereal, fungal growth, science teachers with snakes, twerk cleaning, exploding parakeets, wood burning stoves in California basements, several small town gay bars, DaRude’s “Sandstorm,” a dick dad, full mouths, chest bursters, ...

6 months ago

1 hour 34 minutes

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Got a question or comment? Send us a text! The middle school thematic unit ends with more adolescent awkwardness. What happens when a girl with no friends thinks she’s a YouTube influencer? Besides many bad choices, there’s Gucci, sex education, mean girls, Ronnie making everything about himself, an invitation to throw axes in the Crossroads, shirtless dads talking to kids, amateur go-go dancing, nudes, active shooter training, getting caught staring at an ass on the way to Composition, food ...

6 months ago

1 hour 40 minutes