“Don’t Use Spam! Use Beef!” I am honored to be joined by new friend, Pal of The Pod, Writer & Podcaster ~Mark Snyder of the ***All I Want To Do Is Talk About Madonna Podcast*** @markBSnyder2024 (insta) We both have an affinity for Garbage (men) and Well Seasoned Holes. Mark NAILS the “Exes To Issues Game!” Later: My story about Raising the Stakes & Mark talks about The Perfect Drug. -Then 2 listener emails about Stock and Trade and The Townie. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Now brought to you by better help (I don’t know how either) Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Forever Friends (& Pals of The Pod) Greg Paradis & Camryn SwiesCheese have a 10 year Friend-reunion with me in this our Season 4 Finale episode! Stories include The Wendy’s Donation Hustler, No Love in NOLA and A Heart Attack and A House Party. Two emails about An Italian Traveler and The Forgetful Sister. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Now brought to you by better help (I don’t know how either) Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Friend, Daddy, Short King, Catalyst & Pal To The Pod (since zygote stage) Kevin Kage is finally my guest. We cover the past. We uncover the future. We discuss the Petty Game. Two emails about The App-a-teaser and The Insomniac. *** my first ever virtual episode not in person*** Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Now brought to you by betterhelp (I don’t know how either) Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

There’s No Time For Innocence we are Getting Out of Context & then we Go Fund Me into Go Find Me. Two emails about The Opportunity and The Honeymoon. The Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done is now brought to you by betterhelp.com I don’t know how either. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

“Confirmed Top” Matt Guerra visits and sells me his story for a Fig Martini. Brendan talks about “Figure Running” a rarely practiced winter Olympic sport. Two emails about A Visit to The Grandparents & The False Confession. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Workin Girls Eunesa and Michele extoll the values of pickle juice, used underwear and Yoo-hoo. Brendan will never enter a Walmart again. 2 stories about Mistaken Identity and The Babysitter. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Walter Frees my mind and Britney! We discuss Living My Alanis Truth but really being Courtney Love, Nervous Laughs, Lies and If There’s Doubt. Don’t. :Oprah. 2 Stories about Madonna Louise Ciccone (Early Author) and The Stairwell Saga. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Randi Riot visits and we swap stories about Bingo Bitches & Condom Contraband. Then we read 2 emails about Disposable Employees and The fellatio fern. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Mark Kenny comes back in my life and onto my show. We discuss Under Privileged Gifts and Bisexual RED flags. Mark plays me a violin of gay woe and I tell him my Christmas wish of yesteryear. Then we read 2 emails about Fertility & a brick. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Pal of the pod and fellow gay man Maritza Puzino comes on and discusses her pal Molly. Brendan alienates a prom limo and we relate everything to Ayahuasca & consent. What’s in this drink? Baby It’s Cold Outside. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Kevin is reluctant to dish but it’s my dying wish. Pal of the pod and The Artist of the pod Kevin reluctantly comes on and discusses compacting a mitzvah. Then 20 years ago Brendan’s fav game was “Touch Touch Take.” 2 emails about Caterpillars and The Guess Box. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Amy is autistic. Brendan is chaffed. 2 emails about the least HAPPIEST place on Earth (puberty) and a caregiver brings a patient back to “life” for a while. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Thottie, Hottie & Pal of the pod Andrew Holowienka knows who’d play him in a movie. Brendan makes a very cold case. 2 emails about a girl’s First Husband Hiccup and The honorarium. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Forever Frenemie Brian Hall has me over and we recount our troubled past and our fabulous future. Brian attempts a coup and Brendan recalls an antiquated elevator. 2 emails about a bowling alley and a back seat job that left discomfort. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

New pal of the pod Andres Martinez comes on and fakes celebrity status & steals from Andrew Lloyd Webber. Brendan said No Gifts. 2 emails about An indispensable $5 and Pam Anderson : an imaginary friend. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Pal of The Pod: Allison Hogan comes on and comes correct while Holiday Shopping! Brendan goes Phishing. 2 emails about a “second interview” and The Office Gay! Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Kristin Killian is an Improv Star. Brendan Pops a letter in the mail and fails. 2 emails about A Boyband before they were famous and An emergency phone call gone awry. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

It’s 12/30 somewhere! Alyssa returns for her sequel. Hot coffee and scrambled egg. 2 stories about Forced Obama Care and Pantene Pro-Pee Shampoo. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Louis Bernice: Cockeyed optimist, Superstar, highschool & college missed connection comes on and proves his worth and girth. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com

Forever friend and friend of the pod Mike O’Neill comes on and we discuss ch-ch-ch Changes and Rearranges. 2 emails about Shirking & Jerking and Grandma in the garden. Concept and editing by Brendan Joel Bartlett. Cover Art by Kevin Fitzsimmons. Musical arrangements by Anthony Bevilacqua. Vocals by Kevin Lynch. Advice and Logistics by Andrew Wallace. Concept Inspiration by Kevin Kage. Send your emails to Worstthingeverdone@gmail.com