This week, we slither our way through our sequel season with Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid; a movie that so aggressively undermines its own premise within the first five minutes of run time that it's actually impressive. We don’t know how we ended up here, and we’re certainly not happy about it.
Let’s yell it out now!
Pharma finds flowers for furthering folk’s function, forcing friends and foes to forage the forest for fauna, unfortunately, a forked tongue and fangs force fatalities and form a franchise! Snake-centered gloryholes! Hollywashing the premise! Tropical tropes on tap! Keeping a capuchin in your closet! Bushwacking for booty! Face-down open casket. Unquaffable waterfall hair? Gyrating sex balls! The Jungle Jack Smash! Unconsenting stock options, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!