Frank and Heather are here with all the breaking news you didn't want.

Frank and Heather cave to the demands of the corporate office and return with all the content you've been missing.

Frank and Heather discuss the Screen Actor's Guild strike and various tales from jail.

Frank and Heather discuss their recent corporate reshuffling and current events.

Frank and Heather discuss meat, feeling like meat, and German Shepherds.

Frank and Heather discuss medical maladies and spring break shenanigans.

Frank and Heather discuss the Academy Awards, Tracy Anderson, Frank's height, and answer listener mail.

Frank and Heather discuss aviation.

Frank and Heather bring you all the uplifting stories of the day. No. No they don't.

Frank and Heather discuss what people smell like and horrible news.

Frank and Heather give an in depth analysis of the day's headlines and celebrate an ominous anniversary.  

Frank and Heather discuss climate change and plumbing.

Frank and Heather discuss the shittiest house in Brick Township, New Jersey. 

Frank and Heather discuss gumballs - so many gumballs! - Chris Evans and his pillowy red lips, and Jeopardy.

Frank and Heather discuss Keynesian economics. No, not really. They talk about Harvey Weinstein's balls. 

Frank and Heather discuss the Royal Family, and offer suggestions for baby names.

Frank and Heather discuss bear attacks, dandruff, and forensic psychology. 

Frank and Heather discuss the greatest city in the world, Shia LeBeouf, and perverts.

Frank and Heather discuss aerodynamics, relationships, and politics in Finland.

Frank and Heather discuss MLB and Field of Dreams, OJ Simpson, and when animals attack.