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The Walls Have Ears
Brendan, Hannah, Jeremy
44 episodes
5 days ago
The Walls Have Ears is a comedy podcast satirizing the real estate world. Join us on a storytelling tour of the absurdities, joys, woes and follies of living in this complex world. Whether you live in a rat-infested studio apartment, a million-dollar doomsday bunker, on the high seas or the rainforest, we’re laughing our way through all the places we call home. Hosted by identical twin property managers, Brendan and Jeremy, and Hannah- the perfect mediator.
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The Walls Have Ears is a comedy podcast satirizing the real estate world. Join us on a storytelling tour of the absurdities, joys, woes and follies of living in this complex world. Whether you live in a rat-infested studio apartment, a million-dollar doomsday bunker, on the high seas or the rainforest, we’re laughing our way through all the places we call home. Hosted by identical twin property managers, Brendan and Jeremy, and Hannah- the perfect mediator.
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The Walls Have Ears
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Rear Window-ing in Portland

Hotel rear window-in’ Hitchcock-style and flutterin’ tongue muscles. Kick back and relax with us as we monitor a condo building through a hotel window in Downtown Portland, Maine.


*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

Follow, rate, and review us! Follow @thewallspod on IG. Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠thewallspod@gmail.com⁠ and say hey!

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1 year ago
33 minutes 39 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: St. Augustine Beach Porch

Breakin’ lip wind and fartin’ around a back porch beach ‘partment in Florida. Kick back and relax with us as we fight the colossal wind and keep our private eyes peeled in the oldest town in the USA.


*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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1 year ago
32 minutes 21 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Breaking and Entering

Casually breaking and entering cousin Jared’s apartment. Kick back and relax with us as we rifle through his shit, steal his booze, and report on the happenings around his highway-adjacent apartment. Stick around until the end to hear a sample of our throwback diss rap. 


*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*


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1 year ago
1 hour 28 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Chapel Hill St Parking Garage

Rooftop parking garage loiterin’ and sputterin’ pure bullshit. Kick back and relax with us as we paint a ridic portrait of a Friday evening in downtown Durham, spot a bartending friend on a neighboring rooftop, and frantically get caught in a downpour.

*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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1 year ago
34 minutes 21 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Brendan’s Burnt Ass House

Ashy porch vibin’ and spittin’ fire convo. Kick back and relax with us as we sidle on down to Brendan’s (literally) burnt house, noodle our way through its destruction and rebirth, and reminisce about the flames with the neighbor.

*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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1 year ago
38 minutes 44 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
35 - There’s an invisible house in the desert

Gittin’ giggly about walls painted with tasty gravy, revenge that smells like rotting shrimp, a blind man with impeccable aim, and even more mayhem. Later in the episode, Jeremy reads a news article about people who’ve lost all their senses (aka dead people).

THEME: THE 5 SENSES

Podcast introduced at 6:58.

Theme introduced at 10:50.

Stories begin at 14:30.

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1 year ago
1 hour 3 minutes 21 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
34 - There’s a frozen city on a diamond mine

Gittin’ giggly about expensive beds made of ice, a deadly cold rugby team, and even more mayhem. Later in the episode, Jeremy hosts a never-ending, insufferable Nextdoor trivia game.

THEME: BITTER COLD

EPISODE BREAKDOWN

Podcast introduced at 04:16.

Theme introduced at 13:22.

Stories begin at 14:35.

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1 year ago
1 hour 18 minutes 21 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
33 - There’s a sticky footed hippie guarding a tree

Gittin’ giggly about hippies living in trees, so-called “nail houses” in China, and even more mayhem. Later in the episode, Jeremy concocts two ChapGPT inspired segments—a rap song and children’s story—about homeowners standing their ground. Performed by our AI cloned voices once again! Children’s story song by AudioCoffee (freesound.org). Recorded at Queeny's Podcast Studio: www.queenysdurham.com/podcasts

THEME: NEVER SURRENDER

EPISODE BREAKDOWN

Hannah introduces podcast at 00:39.

Hannah introduces theme at 08:48.

Hannah begins stories at 13:00.

Hannah ends stories at 46:30.

Jeremy starts segment at 48:18.

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1 year ago
1 hour 34 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
32 - There’s a 3D printed house on the moon

Gittin’ giggly about homes made of moon dust, shooting stars comprised of space station dookie, and even more mayhem. 

Later in the episode, Jeremy brings us a futuristic and frightening segment where he unveils our deepest inner monologues using voice cloning technology.

EPISODE BREAKDOWN

-Hannah introduces podcast at 00:37.

-Hannah introduces theme at 10:19.

-Hannah begins stories at 13:36.

-Hannah ends stories at 45:45.

-Jeremy starts segment at 46:59.

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1 year ago
57 minutes 16 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
31 - There’s a subterranean future awaiting us

Gittin’ giggly about modern mole people monarchies, Turkey’s ancient underground chambers, and even more mayhem. 

Later in the episode, Jeremy dives into the podcast’s analytics in a segment called “The Walls Got Stats.”

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1 year ago
1 hour 56 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
30 - There’s a nursing home fraught with STDs

Gittin’ giggly about geriatric sexcapades in Florida, golf cart DUIs, and even more mayhem. 

Later in the episode, Jeremy hosts our classic Nextdoor Q&A game show.

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1 year ago
1 hour 4 minutes 7 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
29 - There’s a porn shoot in my house

Gittin’ giggly about unauthorized smut flicks, Pornhub owner’s burned mansion, and even more mayhem. 

Later in the episode, special guest Cousin Jared joins us as Jeremy hosts a collaborative game about the glorious porn stars of Property Sex. 

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1 year ago
1 hour 2 minutes 18 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
28 - There's a wall full of rats

Gittin’ giggly about wall rats, attic bats, and even more mayhem. 

Later in the episode, Jeremy wonders “Who the Hell is Listening?”

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1 year ago
54 minutes 50 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
27 - There’s a haunted sleepover in the paranormal cabin

Gittin’ giggly about selling your soul to a haunted house, chopped up families, and even more mayhem. 

Later in the episode, Jeremy gives a gruesome twist on a Zillow listing.

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2 years ago
50 minutes 21 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
26 - There’s a McMansion in the metaverse

Gittin’ giggly about Snoop Dogg’s cyberspace mansion, the virtual real estate boom, and even more mayhem. 

Later in the episode, Brendan reads a ChatGPT story about Freddy Krueger- your friendly neighborhood landlord.

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2 years ago
54 minutes 59 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
25 - There’s a smell coming from the basement

Gittin’ giggly about a murderous hog man, botched sex zombies, and even more mayhem. 

Later in the episode, Jeremy hosts a Q+A game based on Nextdoor stories.

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2 years ago
1 hour 9 minutes 20 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
24 - There’s a spite house in my front yard

Gittin’ giggly about spiteful divorcées living within earshot, maniacal partners burning couches, petty boyfriends cutting cars, and even more mayhem. 

Later in the episode, Jeremy reads a cease and desist letter to The Property Management Brothers, a landscaping company in Texas.

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2 years ago
52 minutes 5 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
SUMMER SERIES: Neighborhood Watch #6

Cemetery squattin’ and shit jabberin’. Kick back and relax with us as we post up in a neighborhood graveyard and stir up some scuttlebutt. 

*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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2 years ago
40 minutes 17 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
SUMMER SERIES: Neighborhood Watch #5

Backyard boat chillin’ and shit babblin’. Kick back and relax with us as we voyage on the high trees and dish the dirt.

*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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2 years ago
38 minutes 15 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
SUMMER SERIES: Neighborhood Watch #4

Stoop life leanin’ and shit spoutin’. Kick back and relax with us on our Dad’s stoop in Boston while we spill some neighborhood beans.

*This is a short n’ so super special series. Check out our other episodes for a dose of the regularly scheduled content*

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2 years ago
34 minutes 50 seconds

The Walls Have Ears
The Walls Have Ears is a comedy podcast satirizing the real estate world. Join us on a storytelling tour of the absurdities, joys, woes and follies of living in this complex world. Whether you live in a rat-infested studio apartment, a million-dollar doomsday bunker, on the high seas or the rainforest, we’re laughing our way through all the places we call home. Hosted by identical twin property managers, Brendan and Jeremy, and Hannah- the perfect mediator.