It all started — like most bad ideas do — in the group chat.
Andy typed three cursed words: “Halloween weekend lads?”
Now seven idiots — Danny, Andy, Pete, Mikey, Luke, Johnny and Craig — have found themselves in a creepy old farmhouse in the middle of rural Wales… because apparently that’s what “content” means these days.
What begins as a daft weekend away for a Halloween special slowly spirals into something darker. The banter, the piss-taking, the inside jokes — they all fade as strange things start happening. Doors locked from the inside. Voices calling names. One by one, the lads start to vanish…
Told through their own chaotic points of view, this cinematic Halloween episode blends found-footage horror, comedy, and pure Wafflers chaos. There’s Andy’s Ouija board made from a pizza box, Pete’s tragic attempts to stay sane, Luke’s doomed flirtation with a ghost, and Craig’s cryptic “genius” that might not be as clever as he thinks.
But when Danny goes upstairs to “check his phone,” the jokes stop.
Something’s waiting.
And it’s not laughing anymore.
🔪 Expect:
Classic Wafflers humour
Creepy storytelling
🎙️ The Wafflers Podcast: Graveyard FM 👻
Welcome to Graveyard FM, the number one radio station for the living dead!
Hosted by Danny Ghoulberry and Smegenstein, your favourite decomposing DJs are back from beyond the grave to bring you a night of chilling confessions, ghastly dilemmas, and undead bangers.
Tune in as the pair tackle this year’s spookiest “Am I the Ghoulhead?” submissions — from hungry vampires to socially awkward werewolves — before diving into the filthiest corner of the afterlife with Rotten Confessions.
Expect dodgy adverts from the underworld (including Afterlife Insurance, GhostNet, and Frank’s Spare Parts Emporium), questionable moral advice, and songs to raise the dead — all leading up to a séance gone horribly wrong when they fire up the Ouija board live on air…
It’s creepy, it’s cheeky, it’s full of grave humour — and it’s The Wafflers’ most deadly episode yet.
💀 Graveyard FM — The station that never dies.
**Ep 280: Urban Legends (feat. Tom Slemen Returns!)**
The lads are back and things are getting spooky — and stupid — in equal measure. Danny and Andy welcome back the one and only *Tom Slemen*, Liverpool’s ghost guru, to dive headfirst into a load of Urban Legends that are somehow equal parts terrifying and ridiculous.
There’s *The Bus to Nowhere* — a ghost bus that only appears to people who’ve completely given up (so Andy’s expecting it any day now). *The Thing in the Tunnel*, a mysterious creature haunting the underground
Then there’s *The Two-Faced Boy*, *The Fisherman’s Ghost*, and the creepy *Cheshire Stalker* — a well-dressed, sweet-smelling weirdo that sounds suspiciously like someone we know… 👀
In between ghost stories, Andy opens up about getting shouted at over his sexuality, Danny keeps trying to prove ghosts aren’t real (failing miserably), and Tom just sits there radiating supernatural energy. It’s creepy, it’s chaotic, and it’s classic Wafflers.
**Spotify/Apple short version:**
*Ghost buses, tunnel creatures, and a suspiciously good-smelling stalker — Tom Slemen’s back and The Wafflers are terrified (sort of).*
Chaos is afoot! This week, the lads dive headfirst into animal attacks and outright lies. Danny recounts his dramatic trip to Liverpool, which ended with a rather unfortunate incident involving bird poo down his shin. Then, Andy battles a terrifying tale of a hungry, hungry goose. Finally, the gloves come off for a tense round of '9 Facts, 1 Lie', where trusting your best mate might be your biggest mistake.
🎙️ Episode Bio – The Wafflers: Never Have I Ever
This week Danny puts Andy through the ultimate game of Never Have I Ever — Wafflers style. No drinks, no mercy, just confessions flying left, right and centre. From awkward childhood blunders to naughty secrets that probably should’ve stayed hidden, nothing is off the table.
Expect oversharing, uncontrollable laughter, and Andy wishing he’d stayed quiet. Will Danny come out looking innocent, or will Andy’s confessions steal the show? Tune in for a mix of filth, embarrassment, and proper Wafflers chaos
Ep 279: Is It Weird Too..
This week The Wafflers go full confessional as Danny and Andy tackle the ultimate “Is it weird..” list — from sniffing milk and clapping on planes, to peeling nuggets, licking plates, and eating ice cream with a fork. Things only get stranger as they debate favourite spoons, petrol-sniffing, imaginary arguments, and cartoon crushes. And of course, it wouldn’t be The Wafflers without the gross, personal, and downright filthy end of the list: sniffing underwear, bath-time wanks, and socks-on sex. It’s uncomfortable, relatable, and absolutely hilarious.
Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on thewafflersdw@gmail.com Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email thewafflersdw@gmail.com Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend
Ep 278: Assumptions, Misconceptions & Lip Locking Obsession
The lads tackle your wildest assumptions about The Wafflers — debunking some, owning up to others, and causing plenty of new misconceptions along the way. Andy gets lost down a rabbit hole, Danny takes it far too literally, and in a bizarre turn, Danny spots Mikey in McDonald’s glued to someone’s face mid-snog. Pure waffle, pure chaos.
Ep 277: Ulcer Sedation, Danny’s Vacation
While Danny was sneaking off for sun, sangria, and siestas in Spain, Andy was stuck at home battling stomach ulcers and getting sedated like a budget rockstar. The boys reunite to swap tales of tapas and tummy trauma, holidays and hospitals — with the usual chaos, oversharing, and waffle along the way.
Andy’s back after being poorly, and Danny’s been spending his recovery time glued to Wife Swap reruns from the early 2000s. Things quickly go off the rails as Danny shares a story about sexual role play gone wrong, leaving Andy in stitches. But the real chaos kicks off in the main event—Danny and Andy attempt to plan each other’s perfect Sunday. Spoiler: their ideas couldn’t be further from perfect… Prepare for laughs, tangents, and absolute Wafflers mayhem!
Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on thewafflersdw@gmail.com Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email thewafflersdw@gmail.com Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend
Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on thewafflersdw@gmail.com Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email thewafflersdw@gmail.com Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend
Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on thewafflersdw@gmail.com Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email thewafflersdw@gmail.com Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend
Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email us @ dannywhiting@live.com Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email thewafflersdw@gmail.com Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By Danny Whiting *** Please take the time to rate and review us on spotify or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** 💙 We Grow Our Content Grows Tell A Friend
After a two-month dry spell, we’re forcing ourselves back into your ears — raw and unlubed. Just pure waffle. Danny’s back with his smile, Andy’s still lost in his own head, and The Wafflers Podcast is as messy as ever. Welcome to ‘Reloaded and Unlubed’. You asked for this. (You didn’t.)
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Produced By Danny Whiting
Recorded By Danny Whiting
Edited By Danny Whiting
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