It’s Pisces Szn! ♓

You’re ruled by Neptune, God of the Sea - the planet that governs creativity, dreams… and of course illusions and escapism. It’s the planet of inspiration, psychic receptivity, spirituality and all things subtle. This planet urges to excel and exceed boundaries, rejecting any and all limitations.

This water signis deeply emotional, empathic, curious and curious. Known for their creativity, they’re often labeled as being a dreamer or flighty. Yes, they have trouble showing up on time, but they swear they have a good reason for it!

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It’s Aquarius Szn! ♒️ You’re ruled by Uranus- Innovative, unpredictable, resourceful, imaginative, idiosyncratic and experimental. Uranus rules creativity and scientific genius. This planet's job is to break rules and demolish established patterns or structures, creating sudden-even radical-change.

This air sign is eccentric, intellectual, futuristic, the humanitarian. Known for their independence, they don't like to be told what to do. Yes they are social, but they won't socialize unless they want to. Aqua are *idea people*, and they're always inspired!

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OMG - we’re having a quarter life crisis 🎤 JK - but also, pretty fucking cool that we’ve completed half a year already. So what better way to celebrate than with a “mini” roast. Ehhh - but is it actually just some much needed calling out + advice from your favorite know-it-alls. Tips for listening this week: Get ready to take notes Maybe find something to hold while you cry Be prepared to feel seen AF 👀 But seriously, we love you and we’re hopeful you get some good nuggets out of this - if not for yourself, to project onto someone else 🤣

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Happy new year Woo Woo Crew! Jack & Ilana are still enjoying a sweet Winter vacay, so we're re-releasing one of their faves from 2022! Don't worry, they'll be right back at it next week <3

Let's talk about sex baby 🍆 We're getting down & dirty, giving you what you allll want: it's time to learn the sexual secrets of the signs. What are they like in bed? What gets their engines running? Let's take a trip to pound town. We're here to help you shag life to the fullest.

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It’s the holiday szn y’all - and Ilana and I decided to take just a LITTLE bit of a break from recording. But don’t worry - we’ll be back with some new shit rolling into 2023. Let us BREATHE for a minute! 😘 So what’s that mean? Well - for all our new listeners out there, we’re pulling an episode out from the vault. This was our top listened to episode of 2022 and for good reason. There’s some REALLY outdated info in here though - cause it’s been a year since ilana had her surgery, and well.. Yeah. Also, the chemistry is 🔥this episode. Do you think it was: 1️⃣ Cause Collin kept refilling Jack’s bourbon 2️⃣ Ilana was loopy post-surg 3️⃣ We recorded in candlelight in a bedroom 4️⃣ It was our first time recording together in weeks and we MISSED it. Check out our new book of astrology: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706847/the-just-girl-project-book-of-astrology-by-harkavy-ilana/ Don't forget to follow us on our socials:  www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

It’s Capricorn Szn! ♑ You’re ruled by Saturn (which is why we call Saturn, Daddy) - the planet of wisdom, discipline… and our favorite, karma. It’s all about long term planning, being responsible - you know, sometimes Saturn just has to ground you (we mean that in the teenager sense when our parents would ground us, btw)

This earth sign gets a lot of flack for being such a workaholic, know-it-all, ungrateful and tbh… a little greedy. But they’re called the 🐐 for a reason, so maybe we’re all just jealous?

Learn about all things Capricorn: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more… and don’t forget, if you have any Cap placements in your chart, this one’s for you too 😘

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Have you ever looked at your S.O. and thought, “why are you the way that you are?” 👀 Oh wait, that’s just a tiktok trend….

Sometimes people (us included), don’t always identify with their zodiac (aka: sun) sign, so we have to take a peak at our chart and look a little deeper. Truth be told, your natal chart, which is the snapshot of the sky at the moment you were born - has a LOT more information available to us than we’re probably using.

For us, one of the most important placements to look at, is your moon 🌜Especially when it comes to your emotional connections. Because in our HONEST opinion - the moon sign is just as important as the sun. When you understand the moon, and of course - compare it to your current, potential, or shit - your PAST partner - then you’re able to get a better sense of your emotional connection and compatibility.

… and let’s be honest, we’re ALL into knowing compatibility. 

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You asked for it 😉 So… food and astrology have basically been linked since the dawn of time - seriously, think about it… why else is our dear Virgo called the crop circle superstar (but also the Harvest Goddess)? All of these ancient cultures grew their crops by tracking the celestial cycles ⭐ So what’d we learn? That food astrology is actually a BRANCH of astrology – turns out this shit is apparently 100% accurate, so you should absolutely believe everything we’re about to tell you and base your entire diet, AKA: your life, around it. Think about it - if astrologers believe that your diet has the potential to change your destiny, then why the hell wouldn’t you believe us? Find out what you should eat to harness your cosmic powers! Listen Now. Check out our new book of astrology: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706847/the-just-girl-project-book-of-astrology-by-harkavy-ilana/ Don't forget to follow us on our socials:  www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

Oh, hey babes 👋 Got holiday plans? Pulling your hair out trying to find the PERFECT gift for your friends, family, or your boo? We’ve gotchu 😉 Let’s set one thing straight. This is NOT your typical, “15 gifts PERFECT for an Aries,” style of podcast. We’re getting deeper and 💯 recommend you bring up your chart for this one. Ruling planets matter. What’s in your 2nd house matters (possessions people!). Ok, ok… and maybe we did dabble a little in the whole “if you’re a fire sign, you’ll love gifts like this…” But for the most part, you’re going to need to do some astro-math on this one. Check out our new book of astrology: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706847/the-just-girl-project-book-of-astrology-by-harkavy-ilana/ Don't forget to follow us on our socials:  www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

It’s Sagittarius Szn! ♐ You’re ruled by Jupiter - the planet of expansion, growth, abundance and good fortune. Hell, Jupiter is named after “King of the God” in Roman Mythology - so it’s fair to say, you’ve got it pretty good.

This fire sign gets a lot of shit for their wanderlust, but the reality is - we’re all just jealous of their truth-seeking lifestyle. I mean, is this why they’re so happy?

Learn about all things Sagittarius: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more… and don’t forget, if you have any Sag placements in your chart, this one’s for you too 😘

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We don’t know about you, but eclipse szn had us thinking🤔 Mostly about how Jack royally F’d up with leaving her crystals on her window sill and has effectively absorbed some serious chaotic energy. But more than that, what even ARE the lunar phases and why do they matter? So there’s a total of 8 different lunar phases: 🌑 New Moon 🌒 Waxing Crescent 🌓 First Quarter 🌔 Waxing Gibbous 🌕 Full Moon 🌖 Waning Gibbous 🌗 Third Quarter 🌘 Waning Crescent Our newest episode has us talking what these phases mean, how your specific natal chart reflects it, and what the hell a moon circle is. Check out our new book of astrology: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706847/the-just-girl-project-book-of-astrology-by-harkavy-ilana/ Don't forget to follow us on our socials:  www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

Call it a cosmic cluster F - Stelliums ⭐ You’ve heard of it, you know it has something to do with 3️⃣signs or houses, but you’re still not 100 sold on what it actually means and how it affects you. Stelliums push us toward a type of mastery through repeated trial and error. Depending on where you have it, this will change the theme for what you need to learn and how strong these features show up for you in your personality. Some food for thought on this episode as well. If you don’t identify with your sun sign, take a deeper look at your chart - it’s likely you’ve got a Stellium 😘 Don't forget to follow us on our socials:  www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

It’s finally here 😱

Have you ever met someone SO different than you, then discovered that you share the same zodiac sign? Well, unless you’ve listened to our podcast, you probably think astrology is crap and you’ve lost all faith.

But there’s a reason not all signs are created equal. There’s more to your astrological identity than your Zodiac sign…obviously.

You’ve all been asking so we’re delivering. It’s time to talk BIG THREE aka the most important parts of your chart -- the Sun, Moon, and Rising Sign. These three massive astrological components shape who you are and influence your personality and life path, so yah, they’re kind of a big deal…

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True Crime or Serial Killers? 🤔Let’s be honest - this episode is definitely more about murder, cause everyone wants to know if they’re dating someone who will eventually kill them. Right? No? Just us 😳Maybe we’ve been going to bed too often with Criminal Minds playing in the background… whoops. In typical Vicious Virgos fashion - we’re dissecting (yes, we HAD to use that specific word for today’s ep) how the stars dictate not just WHO is obsessed with this shit, but why the hell the most notorious Serial Killers have the SAME 4 zodiac signs.. And of course - how do you spot one of these psychos? Cause at the end of the day… all we really want to know is… Are you dating a Serial Killer? Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

It's Scorpio Szn! ♏ Time to talk about the ruler of Sex, Death, and the Underworld - the smoldering Scorpio One of Jacks favorite signs, of course 🙄

This water sign is one of the most misunderstood in the zodiac, with incredible passion and power and strength from the psychic, emotional realm.

Learn about all things Scorpio: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more…and don't forget to tap into your naughty side while you're listening. After all, it's Scorpio season 😉

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Time to get a little woo-woo for a sec✨ We're talking about mental health because we all need it RN, let's be honest. What do you fear? What makes you anxious? How do you overcome it? And what's the deal with trauma?! Yah today's episode is heavy but we've been feeling it lately so we thought we'd bring you a little support 💜 Listen now. 

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It’s Libra Szn lovers! We love our Libras, but damn are they hard to read. They’re charming AF, gorgeous, and have such a perfectly curated aesthetic… and personality - it’s like, HOW did you get to be this way The biggest flirt in any room, but don’t hate them for it - just wish you were better. Regardless of their self-indulgent ways, they still manage to... You guessed it - find balance to EVERYTHING Learn about all things Libra: traits, relationships, compatibility, and more…and don't forget to tap into your inner bad-bitch & refresh that fall wardrobe while you're listening. After all, it's Libra season Listen now. Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

Y’all have just been absolutely AMAZING the last few weeks - but we’d expect nothing less from our #woowoocrew. We’ve been navigating a sh*t storm since the end of August, and it was WAY too heavy for us to do our usual life-updates that we attach onto the beginning of our episodes - so we actually recorded an ENTIRE other episode explaining where TF we’ve been. It’s heavy - like, really heavy. But that’s REAL life. This is a shorter episode, but it's packed with info. Keep an eye out for our next episode later this week and as always, Stay Vicious! Don't forget to follow us on our socials: www.instagram.com/theviciousvirgos www.tiktok.com/@theviciousvirgos

Ok, these retrogrades are getting serious! We are currently in not 1, not 2...but 5 retrogrades at once! And so, Ilana & Jacquelin are still unable to get together for an "official" recording. Luckily Jack gave a quick update, before the re-airing of Mercury, The Communicator. Don't worry, all will be well next week. Listen now!

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Mercury's back in Retrograde. And in true Astro-fashion, Jack & Ilana are both under the weather and unable to record this week. So we're playing an oldie! Time to go back to a previous Mercury in Retrograde so you can catch up on anything you may have missed and make sure you're ready for this one.