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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

256 episodes

4 days ago

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)!

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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)!

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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.11 - Reinforcements & Warpfire

Morgan retrieved the damaged Romeo, but was spotted and a firefight ensued. Judge Rex and Damien continued to fake their way through checkpoints within the Flensing House and learned that Talos Ivo had been taken further up the building to the Flayed Man. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

4 days ago

44 minutes 30 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.10 - Blood Sacrifice

Morgan and Brother Solomon provided overwatch from an adjacent building, while Damien and Judge Rex talked their way into the higher levels of the Flensing House. Thet were warned about the presence the Crimson Brothers upstairs, but when Damien sent Romeo, Morgan’s servo-skull, back to her with an update, Romeo was suddenly shot out of the air by lasgun fire. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

1 week ago

43 minutes 44 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.09 - The Flensing House

The inquisitorial band trudged through the battlefield wasteland, heading toward the northernmost hive of Arcturus IV, in the hopes of retrieving their Heretek target, Talos Ivo. At a checkpoint into the underhive, they were forced to prove they were in fact Khornate cultists. To avoid carving the symbol of Khorne into their own flesh, Morgan grabbed the flight officer they had saved from the wreckage, and carved the symbol into her instead. They then made their way to the mids and The Flensing House, to extract their target.

2 weeks ago

51 minutes 29 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.08 - The Symbol of Khorne

At the crash site, the Inquisitorial agents discovered that their target, Talos Ivo, was gone and the Arbitrators were on their way to the hive to locate the Khornate cultists. Morgan suggested they disguise themselves as cultists and move quickly and covertly to get ahead of the Arbitrators and find the Heretek first. They donned cultist robes and prepared to infiltrate the hive. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

3 weeks ago

50 minutes 50 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.07 - In the Guise of the Heretic

The agents flew across the battlefield in their stolen Aquila Lander toward the crash site and their Heretek target, only to spot several Khornate cultists already there, pulling people out of the wreckage. The band seemed to have the upper hand until their Lander was suddenly shot out of the sky and plummeted toward where they stood below. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

1 month ago

51 minutes 19 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.06 - Crash Site

Judge Rex and the Mechanicus representative presented arguments for who should gain custody of the Heretek, but the Magistrate revealed their target’s transport had crashed in enemy territory and the Magistrate would deal with him. Having few options left, the agents stole an Aquila Lander and headed to retrieve their mark. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

1 month ago

42 minutes 41 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.05 - Arbites v. Mechanicus

The agents set out on their first mission, to extract an imprisoned Heretek whose experiments should prove useful. Armed with forged papers for prisoner transfer, they arrived at the fortress precinct on Arcturus IV, a planet in the midst of a civil war, now having to convince the magistrate to release the Heretek to their custody. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

1 month ago

46 minutes 8 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.04 - Arcturus IV

Brother Solomon convinced the rest of the inquisitorial band to undergo a secret ceremony from his homeworld, in order to understand each other and become a more cohesive unit, each sharing a secret fear and a secret hope. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

1 month ago

46 minutes 28 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.03 - The Secret Ceremony

Interrogator Morgan Rhalls, working under Special Condition, collected the final members of her new crew: a psyker, Damien Proxima, and Avarice, their savant. They boarded their rogue trader vessel, The Lucky Strike, and began to familiarize themselves with their new surroundings and their new allies. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

2 months ago

51 minutes 11 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.02 - A Pious Psyker

Having received orders from her inquisitor, Interrogator Morgan Rhalls set out to gather the operatives for her new retinue. Judge Buchanan Rex and Brother Solomon Gale have now joined Morgan as agents and they have set out to meet their next contact, a psyker. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante.

2 months ago

56 minutes 23 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Introducing...Agents of the Inquisition: A Warhammer 40K RPG - 1.01 - Special Condition

Interrogator Morgan Rhalls is hauled out of prison and assigned a team of hand-picked operatives to lead on a mission ordered by Roboute Guilliman himself. Her task is so secret that she's forced to operate under special condition - her actions will be denied even by her own Inquisitor. Can Morgan become a true Agent of the Inquisition? Or will she and her team fall to Chaos before her duty is done?

2 months ago

1 hour 5 minutes 8 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

4.41 - Heresy’s End (SERIES FINALE)

The Inquisitorial band are facing an ork army inside the palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) opened the gate and declared Pandora a demon of surrender before the party banished her, and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) used Trin Rakai’s soul to heal his compatriots. But will the combined might of an inquisitor, an interrogator, a military veteran and an unsanctioned psyker be enough to save the Emperor? Featuring players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Del Borovic (@deltastic), and our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

2 months ago

1 hour 6 minutes 21 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

4.40 - No Surrender

The Inquisitorial band are facing marines and Necrons trying to escape Mars! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) felled an enemy but awakened the xenos, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) blasted a marine to the ground, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) raced straight to the gate, and their arco-flagellant died in combat with Sandor Rafferty. Can they make it to Terra before they’re slaughtered on Mars? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

2 months ago

41 minutes 56 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

4.39 - “Eli Sharpe”

The Inquisitorial band are storming Nikos Manta’s lab! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) claimed a new golden arm, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) executed Chora for unreliability, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Chora’s body and fell deeper into his obsession, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reconsecrated his crozius arcanum in the blood of their foes. Can they defeat Nikos, make it to Terra and save the Emperor before all is lost? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

3 months ago

44 minutes 11 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

4.38 - Reconsecration

The Inquisitorial band are in control of a Titan! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Blackhand and the Duke with warpfire before Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) punched them to death, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) said goodbye to Voidstain and was given a bolt pistol, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took control of the bridge opposite Cora and her demon siblings. Can these heroes get to Terra despite drawing the enemy’s attention? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

3 months ago

43 minutes 56 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

4.37 - The Brutal Aquila

The Inquisitorial band have boarded the Titan! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was pleased with the plan of attack, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) began to fantasize about burning heretics, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) lost a hand and a husband staggering the Titan, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempted to set the Duke against Octavius Blackhand. Can this band survive a battle with their pasts to save the future? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

3 months ago

50 minutes 43 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

4.36 - The Warbringer

The Inquisitorial band are desperately trying to escape Mars! Valentyne‘s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ruse convinced Sandor Rafferty to get him to Terra, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) accepted that Morgan had to be left behind, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) escaped the land speeder crash unharmed, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) watched as Toby was torn apart inside a Titan. Will threats from Valentyne’s past destroy the Imperium’s future? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

3 months ago

42 minutes 38 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

4.35 - Pretender to The Throne

The Inquisitorial band are in trouble on Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) barely dodged a death by scarabs, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his brawn to protect the band, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) led his fellows directly into capture by the Crimson Thatch chapter, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was discovered by a trio from Valentyne’s past. Can these heroes survive their most deadly and numerous enemies yet? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

4 months ago

47 minutes 57 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

4.34 - The Red Planet

The Inquisitorial band have made it to Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced off with Galen and denied the heretic’s every ambition before executing him, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was thrilled by the murder, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Galen’s body so intensely he damaged his own mind, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was smug when it turned out lInquisitor Roach was corrupt. Can these heroes survive a Necron invasion of Mars? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

4 months ago

51 minutes 46 seconds

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

4.33 - Pious Rage

The Inquisitorial band are on their way to see the dying Archon! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) explained his mindset to Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane), L1 helped the band’s psyker upgrade his mask, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) continued her subvocalized chats with the journalist servitor, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is leading the group to the drukhari Citadel. But will they receive access to the gate or a knife in the back? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

4 months ago

47 minutes 2 seconds