The Two Bobs Podcast

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The Two Bobs

10 episodes

1 day ago

The Two Bobs is a comedy podcast about craft beer and weird news stories! We appreciate all of our listeners, and would love to hear from you, so be sure to check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Untappd! Then leave us a message on our Loyal Listener Line at 530-882-BOBS (2627). Thanks for listening!

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Episodes (10/10)

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB294: Tiny Toilet Cam

The Two Bobs episode 294 for Monday, November 3, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Electric Squirrel from 450 North. https://untp.beer/0rJ3e
* Robert nursed a Dia De Los Gatos from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/PwgNn
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send naked Florida Man® to your home with an axe.

* It’s Halloween time!
* The World Series is wrapping up.
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS doesn’t need congressional approval to attack cartels.

* Days after being released from jail, Florida Man® did the only reasonable thing by stripping naked and trying to break into homes with an axe. https://www.fox13news.com/news/naked-florida-man-released-from-jail-days-before-trying-break-pinellas-park-home-axe
* Kohler is making a toilet with a camera that analyzes your shits and reports back to you. https://www.cnet.com/health/medical/kohlers-tiny-toilet-camera-analyzes-the-contents-and-reports-back-to-you/
* A Florida Man® who had a “no drugs allowed on the premises” sign on his home did, indeed, have drugs on the premises. https://www.tampabay28.com/news/local-news/florida-man-with-no-drugs-allowed-on-the-premises-sign-on-home-arrested-on-drug-trafficking-charges-hcso
* Florida Woman® was arrested after admitting that she was the suspect on her local Sheriff department’s Facebook post about a theft. https://townflex.com/florida-woman-arrested-after-admitting-she-was-theft-suspect-in-sheriffs-facebook-post
* Financial advisors are recommending people throw away their unopened bills so they don’t have to pay them. https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/

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1 day ago

50 minutes 57 seconds

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB293: Drive-by Burgering

The Two Bobs episode 293 for Monday, October 20, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Pumpkin Patch Ale from Rogue. https://untp.beer/363e295a84
* Robert had an Apple Crumble Brown Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/b0zGx
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll get a drive-by cheeseburgering.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS negotiated a ceasefire between Albania Pangea. You’re welcome.

* Florida Man® punched his father for kicking his hooker out of the house. https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-domestic-violence-arrest-father-assault-57215
* Kim Kardashian just released a line of pubic hair thongs. https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/10/15/kim-kardashian-skims-faux-hair-thongs/86703768007/
* Florida Man® was arrested for committing a drive-by cheeseburging. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cheeseburger-in-paradise-287013
* A Dairy Queen blizzard helped end an armed standoff in Washington. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/blizzard/blizzard-standoff-745390
* Therapists recommend treating people like shit if you’re having a bad day. https://theonion.com/therapists-recommend-treating-people-like-shit-if-you-r-1829600886/

2 weeks ago

55 minutes 13 seconds

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB292: Pubic Wigs

The Two Bobs episode 292 for Monday, October 13, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a More S’mores from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/QO0eN
* Robert had a Maple Warlock from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1jAVQ
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’re not getting extra sauce.

* Every year, one of the Bobs usually has some sort of free iPhone drama. 2025 was Rob’s turn.
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS campaigned heavily for a Nobel Peace Prize and still didn’t get picked. The whole system is rigged by the left!

* A Kentucky woman caused a thousand dollars in damage after being charged for extra sauce at Little Caesars. https://trib.al/FJk7Yd3
* Pubic hair wigs are the latest Russian fashion accessory craze. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/pubic-hair-wigs-are-the-newest-craze-among-trendy-russian-women.html
* California residents are reporting a series of frightening squirrel attacks. https://abc7news.com/post/vicious-squirrel-sends-2-san-rafael-california-residents-er-neighbors-report-series-frightening-attacks/17851128/
* A Kentucky man stabbed his brother in his nutbag with scissors. https://www.wkyt.com/2025/08/30/ky-man-allegedly-enters-brothers-home-stabs-his-testicles-with-scissors/
* Travis Kelce is getting cold feet after listening to Taylor’s new album. https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-gets-cold-feet-after-listening-to-new-taylor-swift-album/

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3 weeks ago

53 minutes 24 seconds

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB291: Senior Centerfold

The Two Bobs episode 291 for Monday, September 22, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed an Orange Creamsicle from Collective Arts. https://untp.beer/dQ3xK
* Robert had a Fluffer Nutter from Abita Brewing. https://untp.beer/r9xV3
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hire a hooker to have sex in your yard.

* The NFL season is underway, and the Lions beat the shit out of the Bears, who still suck.
* It’s free iPhone time!
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS was indefinitely suspended by ABC and Disney.

* A mother in Detroit caught a man and a hooker having sex in her yard. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/detroit-mother-catches-couple-middle-sex-act-her-yard
* Florida Man® got into a crash and yeeted his kids over a fence to get away. https://cbs12.com/news/local/reckless-evasion-turns-dangerous-after-florida-man-crashes-hurls-kids-over-fence-lee-county-sheriffs-office-san-carlos-boulevard-lcso-fort-myers-september-16-2025
* Florida Woman® got drunk and tried to order a Baconator at the Popeye’s drive through. https://thenerdstash.com/drunk-florida-woman-tries-ordering-baconator-at-popeyes-and-is-arrested-not-the-baconator-she-wanted-though
* Senior citizens in Michigan posed for a risqué calendar. https://www.13abc.com/2025/09/11/monroe-senior-citizens-pose-risqu-real-life-calendar-girls/
* Our nation is grateful to the GOP for protecting us from television. https://theonion.com/nation-grateful-to-gop-for-protecting-it-from-tv/

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1 month ago

42 minutes 5 seconds

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB290: Unconscious Donation

The Two Bobs episode 290 for Monday, September 8, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Q.O.R.I.S. the Quasher from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/wg3eE
* Robert had a Bananas Foster Stout from Abita. https://untp.beer/GwJ4b
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put ice in your beer.

* The NFL season is upon us, and Week 1 has the Lions (Rob’s team) facing off against the Packers (Robert’s team). One of them will be in a better mood than the other when this episode lands.
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS has removed all vaccine mandates for the people of Tanzania. Hope y’all like polio.

* A woman in China demanded her monthly rent be cut after window cleaners witnessed her sleeping naked. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3323174/china-wife-suffers-depression-after-window-cleaners-see-her-sleeping-naked-demands-rent-cut
* A woman in New Mexico was big mad after waking up from a coma moments before organ donation surgery. https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-woman-wakes-up-from-coma-moments-before-organ-donation-surgery-9033966
* A woman in Iowa with .351 blood alcohol content asked gas station customers to blow into her interlock device for her. https://www.fox19.com/2025/08/26/woman-with-351-blood-alcohol-content-asked-gas-station-customers-blow-into-her-interlock-device-police-say/
* Gen Z is putting ice in their beers and it needs to stop. https://nypost.com/2025/08/28/lifestyle/gen-z-divides-online-viewers-over-controversial-beer-trend/
* Denny’s announces free pancakes for customers who take their fights outside. https://theonion.com/dennys-announces-free-pancakes-for-customers-who-take-fight-outside/

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1 month ago

58 minutes 7 seconds

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB289: Hidden Knife Trick

The Two Bobs episode 289 for Monday, August 25, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist from Epic. https://untp.beer/OV4Nd
* Robert had a Horchata Yeti Imperial Stout from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/b7L3e
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll waste all your water to making tea.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will grant US citizenship to anyone with $5 million to piss away.

* Florida Woman® struck a goofy pose in your DUI mugshot to match the one from her first DUI mugshot. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-woman-once-again-strikes-goofy-pose-in-mugshot-for-2nd-dui-arrest-sheriff/3679059/
* I man from Tanzania was shocked to learn he had been living with a knife buried in his chest for eight years. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shock-man-discovers-hes-been-35728148
* A Tennessee man shot his wife, then stopped for beer on their way to the hospital. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/tennessee-man-shoots-wife-stops-beer-hospital
* A London man ended up with a broken arm due to the massive size of his penis. https://www.mylondon.news/news/local-news/man-left-broken-arm-because-32255557
* A report found that humans waste billions of gallons of water each year making tea. https://theonion.com/report-finds-humans-waste-74-billion-gallons-of-water-each-year-making-tea/

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2 months ago

48 minutes 4 seconds

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB288: Nickelback Distress Call

The Two Bobs episode 288 for Monday, August 11, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed an Evolutions of B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher Caramel Macchiato from Hoppin’ Frog. https://untp.beer/74WQ2
* Robert had a Fluffy from Night Shift. https://untp.beer/a246d09376
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a bat in your mouth.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS appointed Pee-wee Herman as the next Fed Chair.

* A Massachusetts woman got a bat stuck in her mouth and ended up with crippling medical bills. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/
* This guy in Nebraska was caught in a public restroom with meth and exposed genitals. https://www.rawstory.com/woman-with-wild-bat-in-her-mouth-hit-with-crippling-medical-bills-despite-insurance/
* A Vancouver camper wasn’t screaming for help, just singing Nickelback. https://vancouversun.com/news/bc-camper-yelling-woods-singing-nickelback
* A zoo in Denmark is asking people to donate their pets to use as animal food. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2025/aug/04/denmark-zoo-asks-people-to-donate-their-small-pets/
* A recent study suggests that shovel-related violence is refreshingly low. https://theonion.com/study-finds-refreshingly-low-amount-of-shovel-violence/

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2 months ago

1 hour 47 seconds

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB287: Peek-a-Womb

The Two Bobs episode 287 for Monday, August 4, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Salted Maple from Epic. https://untp.beer/vgm4e
* Robert nursed a Chonky Double IPA from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3MPL5
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have Google photograph you in the nude for street view.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is building a 90,000 square-foot ballroom in Pinellas County, Florida.

* Florida Woman® attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding and hitting a chicken. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/chicken-cross-road-crossing-attack-attacked-mace-bear-assault-assaulted-hit-driver-driving-car-bird-chase-chased-pursued-pursue-battery-burglary-stopped-street-brake-bird-pass-passed-animal-animals-spray-sprayed-pepper
* Florida Woman® tried to smuggle turtles though a TSA checkpoint in her bra. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2025/07/25/bra-turtles-tsa/85381117007/
* A naked man in Argentina won a lawsuit against Google for photographing him in naked in his yard. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-naked-google-street-view-camera-awarded-12500-argentina/
* A naked Chicago man went boat hopping and started fights. https://q985online.com/naked-man-chicago-river/
* Clearblue introduced a new mirror for checking if there’s a baby up there. https://theonion.com/clearblue-introduces-new-handheld-mirror-for-checking-if-baby-up-there/

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3 months ago

52 minutes 23 seconds

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB286: Stolen Conch Train

The Two Bobs episode 286 for Monday, July 14, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob struggled with a Chocolate Limoncello Darkness from Surly. https://untp.beer/8XQmj
* Robert nursed a Pocahoptas from Center of the Universe.https://untp.beer/5JXz
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll delete all your six-digit codes.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is starting its own political party.

* A truck in Pennsylvania covered a highway in mozzarella cheese. https://wjactv.com/news/local/cleanup-underway-after-mozzarella-cheese-spill-closes-part-of-i-80-in-centre-county#
* Florida Man® celebrated his birthday by doing meth before stealing a conch train and picking up riders. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/07/07/florida-keys-man-marks-birthday-by-doing-meth-stealing-conch-train-and-picking-up-riders-cops-say/
* Do you like to bowl in the nude? We have great news for you! https://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/07/want-to-bowl-in-the-nude-in-pennsylvania-theres-an-event-coming-up-just-for-you.html?outputType=amp
* Wisconsin police found drugs and guns in a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/wisconsin-officers-find-drugs-guns-in-bag-labeled-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs/
* A study showed that 97% of Americans spend the majority of their day retrieving six-digit codes. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by Show more...

3 months ago

1 hour 5 minutes 49 seconds

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB285: The Search for Loony Toon

The Two Bobs episode 285 for Monday, Jun 30, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Cherry Bliss from Epic Brewing. https://untp.beer/rDAjX
* Robert downed a Zippy Chance Double IPA from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/ABGmv
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll have to start paying your own salary.

* July 4th is coming so we won’t have a new episode the following week. You’ll survive.
* The subjects of this week’s CRAZY NEWS have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Do you understand that?

* A police officer in the UK is facing termination for farting in a female officer’s face after she wouldn’t pull his finger. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cop-faces-sack-farting-female-35443113
* A naked (naturally), mud-covered Florida Man® was arrested after vandalizing a van. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/naked-mud-covered-florida-man-arrested-after-vandalizing-van-osteen-deputies-say
* Florida Woman® told police “This is fun!” after she attacked a man, tried to bite him, then fled the scene and crashed into a deputy’s squad car. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-attacks-man-tries-bite-him-flees-crashes-deputys-car-this-is-fun
* A man named Loony Toon is wanted by authorities after escaping police and firing multiple shots. https://katu.com/news/local/police-hunt-for-shooting-suspect-locks-down-eastmoreland-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-milwaukie-portland-multnomah-county-oregon-bybee-tacoma-street-26th-place
* Teachers in Baltimore are now required to provide their own salaries. It’s about time educators start giving back to the community. https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/

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4 months ago

1 hour 1 minute 39 seconds