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The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Abhishek Mishra
75 episodes
4 days ago
Comedian Abhishek Mishra hosts "The Sperm Bank Podcast," a show where he embarks on a daily quest to learn new things and share those insights with listeners, delivering information with a healthy dose of laughs.
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Comedian Abhishek Mishra hosts "The Sperm Bank Podcast," a show where he embarks on a daily quest to learn new things and share those insights with listeners, delivering information with a healthy dose of laughs.
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The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 75 - Melbourne home invasion crisis

Home invasions in Melbourne are on the rise, and current measures don’t seem to be working. In this episode, we discuss practical ways to protect ourselves and our communities from these growing threats.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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1 week ago
17 minutes 3 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 74 - UK train stabbing

Eleven people were injured in a mass stabbing aboard a London-bound train near Huntingdon, England. Police say it was not terror-related.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!


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1 week ago
15 minutes 52 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 73 - Female Aussie cricketers “touched inappropriately” in India

Two female cricketers from the Australian Women’s Cricket team were touched inappropriately while walking to a cafe in India by a man on a motorcycle. Let’s get right into it.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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2 weeks ago
15 minutes 28 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 72 - Candice Owens Australian visa refusal

Candice Owens is a far-right African-American political commentator and social media influencer who was denied entry into Australia to do her tour on the grounds that she failed the “character test”. Let’s dive right into it.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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3 weeks ago
16 minutes 6 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 71 - Where do men go wrong in relationships?

I know that your first thought after reading the title is “What could men possibly do wrong?” but I have got news for you. Men are flawed too and sometimes we make mistakes in relationships which will be discussed in this beautiful episode.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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1 month ago
15 minutes 58 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 70 - Immortality

How crazy would it be if we were immortals? In this episode, we take a deep dive into what life would look like if we were immortals. 


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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1 month ago
22 minutes 27 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 69 - Soixante-Neuf

Ever wonder who came up with ‘69’? In this episode, we dive headfirst (pun intended) into the history of the legendary sex position 69 - from its ancient roots in the Kama Sutra and Taoist texts to how the French gave it that cheeky name. We talk about why the number became iconic, swap some hilarious pop culture references, and even debate whether you can still be a virgin if you’ve tried it. Expect a mix of history, humor, and a few eyebrow-raising facts that will make you say, “Nice.”


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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1 month ago
14 minutes 10 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 68 - Peaceful Coexistence (feat. Tim Cummins & Jay Choe)

Two of Australia’s funniest up and coming standup comics have put together a show for the Melbourne Fringe Festival 2025. Book tickets here: https://www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/events/peaceful-co-existence


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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1 month ago
1 hour 16 minutes 18 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 67 - March for Australia (31 August 2025)

Australia’s most anticipated protest is set to happen on the 31st of August in all major cities across Australia. Let’s dive into what it’s about and what to expect on the day of the march.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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3 months ago
12 minutes 5 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 66 - Control over your possessions

Don’t you hate it when you lend money to someone and they refuse to pay it back on time? Well, I am the guy who refuses to pay it back in time.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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3 months ago
15 minutes 12 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 65 - Jewellery Shop

The host of the podcast went to a jewellery shop to get something for a special woman in his life. Buying jewellery as a man is one of the most difficult things in the whole world. That’s why we share our experience to make it easier for others.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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3 months ago
15 minutes 19 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 64 - Koh Samui

We are currently in Koh Samui aka paradise during peak Melbourne winter which is one of the best escapes in the whole world. Tune into this episode and find out about some of the cool places you can visit as well if you ever holiday in Koh Samui or Koh Phangan.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!


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3 months ago
33 minutes 48 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 63 - Bus Replacement

Recently, the host of the Sperm Bank podcast had to take a bus replacement and the wildest thing happened. Completely not made up. Check it out.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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3 months ago
18 minutes 21 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 62 - Chudai (feat. Andrew Moore & Alessio Carducci)

Joining me in this special edition of the Sperm Bank podcast is 2 of Melbourne’s most renowned standup comics. Andrew Moore and Alessio Carducci. This episode is nothing short of a Chudai.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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4 months ago
49 minutes 22 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 61 - I miss the old Kanye

The Australian Government recently revoked Kanye West’s visa for no legit reason. Made up words like anti-semitism and bigotry were being thrown around. All of these immigration officers will have to answer for their crimes when Jesus will demand a justification for such irrational behaviour. 


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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4 months ago
17 minutes 3 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 60 - How to handle trolls online?

People are offended because of jokes. I cannot think of a time this has happened in the past. It is an important skill to ignore the trolls online and not let it affect you.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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4 months ago
15 minutes 43 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 59 - Vacation in a Jail aka Jacation

In this week’s episode, we discuss the possibility of a new business venture where civilians can choose to spend time in jail at their own peril.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!


#jails #prisons #criminals


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4 months ago
20 minutes 17 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 58 - The airline that never crashes

In this week’s episode, we discuss the atrocities going around the world at the moment. You know exactly what I am talking about.

Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

#airindia

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5 months ago
16 minutes 6 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 57 - Opening for Gurleen Pannu

Last week, the podcast host was given the opportunity to open for one of the funniest comics from India so how can we not talk about it.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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5 months ago
16 minutes 38 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Episode 56 - Manifestation

It doesn’t happen often that someone gets triggered by a word in English which has no correlation to their direct lives, until now. But instead of letting this word boil our blood, the host tries to accept it and let bygones be bygones.


Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

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5 months ago
18 minutes 7 seconds

The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra
Comedian Abhishek Mishra hosts "The Sperm Bank Podcast," a show where he embarks on a daily quest to learn new things and share those insights with listeners, delivering information with a healthy dose of laughs.