In this episode, the boys discuss the 1983 NYC marathon, get into sandwiches, and learn about hemp and the Declaration of Independence. Andrew misses the days when he had some good balls in his mouth, talks about his new friend Cory, and has never set foot in Florida. Tommy says kids are barely worth the tax break, doesn’t listen to Andrew, and talks about a man named Button.
This episode's beer donation is from Glass Joe, aka Jason Al’a Carte, who passes along Devils Backbone’s O’Fest lager.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WBvlxDegiCMYDA3dbJoktAIhzmVc5M1GUDTwwRWXnZA/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.
The cold open goes a little astray, we trash Chariots of Fire, and forget about the top 5 list. Andrew gives his wife beer while she’s naked, grabs the wrong mouse, and thinks group runs are cringy. Tommy thinks he knows the law, has serious repercussions for Camille Herron, and has a problem with the word “heckahva."
The boys' assholes are going to be torn up after Pete’s offering of a 12-pack from Ass Clown Brewery, specifically their Go Reap Yourself, made with Carolina reaper peppers.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yPewxyaN6KntQEwG5SYzciEOmZiMdwe5nWED2SWT6gc/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.
The boys discuss one of the greatest distance runners most people have no idea about - Rosa Mota. Who? You’re gonna find out, and you should. Tommy is inappropriate about a teenage girl’s weight, doesn’t do trivia, and says Gilda Radner wasn’t very good at the marathon. Andrew still likes a good prison sex scene, doesn’t want to talk about non-binary shit anymore, and speaks Portuguese.
This episode’s beer is a variety pack from Automatic Knife Gun, which includes Old Bust Head’s Graffiti House IPA.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-YDtFAf86Uirt9Yh2qV2v_7mCB2kwQPH2GLNB9GdNH8/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.
Chicagoland! The boys travel to Chicago and meet up with The Freak Greek and Mike Stahr, also known as “Galen Rupp,” to record an episode on the eve of the marathon. We discuss the top 5 TV shows of all time. Tommy goes on the attack, cannot do math, and has impure thoughts about Kelly Bundy. Andrew wants to name a baby “Kipchoge,” literally wants to beat up Oprah, and correctly predicts the new American record and a Canadian top 10. This episode goes off the rails in a hurry!
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.
It’s the last of the 80’s Olympics, and boy, is it a snooze fest, just like every other episode, and do another top 5 list. Andrew fucking kills trivia … literally, watches soccer while feeding his son, and denies eating dogs. Goldfish tells a story about a man from Bosnia in 2007, talks way too much about Geraldo Rivera and hepatitis C, and studied some animals on all fours.
This episode's beer is a wonderful gift from Mrs. Drew and is OMG hazy IPA from Maui Brewing Co.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GsPQ-xDYfAh-vY9jbNWF3pzUyqrkFF0anLgnoOMHc54/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.
Tommy is in New Jersey and doesn’t tell Andrew. Do they even talk anymore? The boys know their 80s trivia, marvel at how far women can run, and recap the 1984 women’s Olympic marathon. Tommy claims Mary Lou Retton is flexible, admires Jim Palmer’s body count, and admits he sucks at golf. Andrew stumbles, sends out an invitation for Flea to come on the show, and would give away a testicle to run faster.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qSjhD7nOjODfmvqtdDilCYOG53W3CwkkXXgKVN2UpUA/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.
The boys talk communism, have a top 5 list about dead people, and admit the 100th was a shitshow. Tommy continues to cough like he has TB, can’t find a video about Hole Cocker, and unnecessarily explains rules in track and field. The Other Guy butchers a German accent, asks how dumb Matt Choi is, and talks about the Soviets in Vietnam.
Jam Master JJ and potentially Jam Master AJ toss the show a great variety pack from various breweries.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdH8r791JZOzEtkZW0ugrPgyWzOlbJ-P5MqUcyJwFRg/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro
You Get a Mimosa! The Snot Rocket Podcast goes live! Murphy’s in Virginia Beach welcomes the boys for their 100th episode. Aaaand nobody cares! Everyone finally meets The Other Guy. Tommy buys everyone Mimosas, yells into the microphone, and tricks Andrew once again. Andrew holds a moment of silence for Tommy’s running career, thinks Stephen Hawking was the voice of KITT, and gets a little help with the trivia.
Thank you to Murphy’s Virginia Beach for hosting our 100th episode. No beer for this episode as everyone had mimosas!
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.
The Snot Rocket hosts talk about Dutch track star, Fanny Blankers-Koen, we go crazy with trivia questions, and get into the greatest videos ever … it was awesome … shut up. Andrew likes South Jersey, says “groundbreaking” a lot, and has never been talked into the Olympic trials. Tommy screws up a basketball trivia question, goes to running camp, and says, “Let’s talk about this bitch.”
Chelsea and DJ hook the boys up with Commonwealth Brewing’s double IPA, Big Papi. Tommy’s not even mad, it’s a Red Sox reference.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YSxg3q7sbVVrdMCioQsQc6ytQbbj5OgeQXrW5Nidjog/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.
Continuing with an ongoing bit, we decided to do random trivia questions until you tell us to stop. We don’t actually get into the topic of the episode until 40 minutes in, and do another top 5. Tommy plays Pretty Reckless … doesn’t help the show a bit, loses his mind over Luis Gonzalez, and wouldn’t mind finishing 7th in the African Championships. Andrew thinks Goldfish is his older brother, tells Tommy “fuck you”, and should be dead already.
Sir Goldfish brings “Great Return IPA” by Hardwood Brewery to the show.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NF9_ol7wXYH7Psr10wxjjZQxCIBeRIpvuBXau0qdTM4/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.
The boys are skittish about going back to Ikea, admit they achieved their low bar potential, and have no clue how to convert kilometers to miles. Tommy evades authorities, continues to cough, and can’t pronounce Wight. Andrew tries to post to Instagram during the show, reviews their competition in Chicago, and loves jail sex and murders.
This episode's beer is brought to us by the Other Guy and is Three Notch’d Brewery’s Bright Future IPA.
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)
A day late and a dollar short, the boys do their Snotty Awards. The hosts try to recruit fake guests and talk too much about baseball. Andrew knows what the fuck he’s doing, yearns for a better research staff, and pays homage to Ryne Sandberg. Tommy feels a need to get on a dating app, says Thurman Munson is not coming back, and dribbles on about what is and what isn’t a good drug.
Quickly becoming our favorite Snottie, Just John, hooks us up again with Citraquench’l by Heist Brewing.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14e5pWNcD9lpXJSl7iHuO8SlV3WDJCE1VYdUjQ3hAMds/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)
In this episode, Goldfish sounds worse than he looks … as usual, Andrew drinks the donated beer the day before, and they talk about domestic violence a bit too much. Andrew professes his love for Siskel and Ebert, thinks Chariots of Fire is boring, and wants a homoerotic shower scene. Tommy admits he’s a liar, calls Noah Lyles a dick, and realizes no one runs 810 meters.
The beer on this episode is from Christina and is Pocahoptas by Centre of the Universe.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cKH-ZYrOHHWQ99BMeG3jiPkNNxdDiUA2daAJTAGSr-E/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)
Goldfish is feeling under the weather so the boys are recording via Zoom, and they pimp the upcoming 100th episode and National The Other Guy Day. Goldfish is on fire with his segues, asks Andrew some more trivia questions, and references Andrew’s broken bed…again. Andrew’s Swiffer makes an appearance, tiptoes around social issues, and butchers an Australian accent.
With the boys being remote, Andrew is enjoying Kona Big Wave - because it was on sale, and Goldfish is overdoing it with Founders All Day IPA and cold medicine.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GKJLqTJX_UxGv5IdbOlPDPnuwgWde-idTndKC-8HsLc/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)
In an attempt to class up the show, the boys bring back the WAGs. Tommy tries to be nicer … tries. Andrew recalls his nicknames from high school, calls his wife a 5-ton blower, and defines the term “bell end.” Tommy finds out you can leave comments on Spotify, sets Christina up with a new set of “Andrew’s fingers are so white,” and gets angry again.
Mrs. Drew donated this episode’s beer. It’s a “Ruby Squeeze” from Back Bay Brewery.
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)
This episode is a bunch of nonsense - literally. The boys talk about dead people, what race is the hardest, and having fun with your wife. Tommy peppers Andrew with trivia questions, and he goes 4 for 11, reminisces about his hair, and makes fun of Andrew’s … well. Andrew doesn’t share the show notes with Tommy, admits his wife doesn’t listen to the show, and finds his ID.
Our favorite non-show named Snotty, Just John, hooks us up with Isaac’s Craft Kitchen Brewery’s Birdhaus pale ale.
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y4RLrYdDnitnrGZB8fkY_uosF10M-ddpJfqjf-gg0RU/edit?usp=sharing
For your listening pleasure, the dynamic duo delve into two movies about the same runner, Steve Prefontaine. They also talk about a drunk gymnast for way too long and don’t actually get into either movie until a half hour in the podcast. Goldfish trashes Prefontaine unnecessarily, doesn't give a shit about infants, and thinks OJ is still alive. Andrew says Tommy is still a hack, wants Mary Lou Retton to do splits on a cop car, and is triggered by German mother figures.
To toast a guy who died drunk driving, this episode’s offering is a Troegs variety pack from the Whispering Yinzer.
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)
In this episode, the boys get into the 1972 Munich Olympics, act like assclowns over a serious topic, and Jim McKay brings them both back to their childhood. Andrew doesn't silence his computer, nails a pop quiz, and encourages Tommy to punch Jakob Ingebrgitsen like his dad did. Tommy sneaks in another “Andrew’s hands are so white” bit, gets mad about tattoos, and reveals how pathetic his childhood was.
This episode's beer was smuggled in from Europe by Glass Joe and is a fine array of offerings from Brewdog.
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0
Heeeeee’s back! It’s the Snot Rocket Podcast's favorite miler, Mike Stahr, to talk about the Prefontaine Classic. The guys make their predictions about who will win the Bowerman Mile. Mike eats kosher nachos, tells a great story about running as a rabbit, and recalls a time on his knees. Tommy calls a high school girl a “gorilla,” hates that men with a man bun run fast, and thinks Nuguse is Irish. Andrew breaks down Boston’s new downhill marathon policy, has to collect himself several times, and thinks Ingebrigsten is washed up because he’s married.
Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1STqAGxFIZSFU5cHeEWDhDl5hIDDNrFAKR1XnF43arW8/edit?usp=sharing
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)
The boys jump on a call with Mike Stahr to discuss Faith Kipyegon’s attempt at running a sub-4-minute mile. Mike is fresh out of a family dinner with a few drinks in him from a remote location, offers keen insight about running a mile, and circles the parking lot. Tommy provides the facts as to why it didn’t happen, calls out Greta Thunberg, and wants to kick a puppy…again. Andrew tries to right the ship, fails, and keeps the focus on the science and the facts.
Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)