We’re back from Florida with a sun-kissed glow. Morgan admits she’s never had a Big Mac, David defends the Big Mac sauce like it’s a personality trait, and we rank our go-to fast-food orders (McDonald’s, Wendy’s Biggie Bag, Taco Bell) while debating whether KFC in South Africa is just built different. You have to hear about the legendary Streetwise Chow. We get nostalgic about Blockbuster and early Netflix, then bump into a cultural gap: Dancing with the Stars, Boy Meets World, and the Topanga of it all. Also: our two-year anniversary (K-1 visa / 90 Day Fiancé vibes), and the saga of Morgan losing David in Zara with no service and her using ChatGPT to try save herself. Follow @theseriouslyshow on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh off passing his driver's test, Dave floods the house, orders firewood on Amazon, and asks if Charlie XCX is Lorde. Just another week of marriage and home ownership. Dave finally gets his Ohio license, but the celebration is cut short by a 7:30 AM toilet catastrophe involving overflowing water, sacrificed cooking pans, and Dave running around in his underwear tearing up carpet. This leads to a serious discussion about their Amazon problem - because when you're buying firewood, smart locks, and mini fireplaces multiple times per week, maybe it's time for a spending threshold talk ($100? $200?). In other news: David thought Charlie XCX and Lorde were the same person, but now he's deep in his "Girl, so confusing" era. They also dissect the wild Survivor snake bite that took out the only hope for the losing tribe, debate whether TikTok algorithms reveal your true self, and discuss Dave's plan to keep two phones so he won't be tempted by social media. Follow us on Instagram @theseriouslyshow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We kick this one off with a very official life update: David passed his Ohio learner’s permit test (BMV, webcams, trick questions and all), and now it’s on to the maneuverability test. We also recap seeing Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras live at the House of Blues Cleveland (monkey-bar stunt included), why crowded shows are suddenly not our thing, and the awkward “does he remember us?” meet-and-greet energy. Then we get real about long-distance relationships—what actually got us through five years across continents (communication, clear milestones, and a shared end goal), and how our views on marriage shifted as our careers grew. Plus: Robert Irwin and the Bachelor rumors, The Traitors, and a quick riff on Taylor’s new lyrics about wanting a simple, steady life. We wrap with the “Seriously Award of the Week”: David becoming his dad in the Sam’s Club pants aisle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we open with the beard-bib instagram ad that got David good. The Ford Ranger saga levels up: the brakes go soft, the truck gets towed out of our driveway, and David seriously considered trading it for one of those wild EV lease deals that are going around. Between coughs (sinus surgery countdown), we get into reality-TV takes: the Robert Irwin-for-Bachelor drumbeat, why we're into The Traitors more than Survivor lately, and what would have to change for us to buy back into a fresh Bachelor season. And for the Seriously Award of the Week, we present: “Feeling something you don’t normally feel.” It starts with a Dancing with the Stars hip tutorial and ends with a story about the first time David was unexpectedly grinded on at a 2010 college house party. American rite of passage unlocked. If you’re new here, we’re two married people trying to make each other—and you—laugh while we stumble through life’s little plot twists. Welcome to The Seriously Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back from Scotland and full of stories (and fried food). Morgan has a new obsession with fish and chips while David, true to form, caught his usual post-flight plague. Between kilts, bagpipes, and a wedding drenched in Scottish tradition, we’re left wondering why American weddings feel so… basic. Morgan also had her fair share of accent struggles abroad, and back at home we learned that apparently your mortgage can be sold without anyone asking you (WHAT?!). David makes a bold Dancing With the Stars prediction, and this week’s Seriously Award goes to him for asking a “hypothetical question” that wasn’t hypothetical at all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the very first episode from our new home! The studio space isn’t set up yet, so we’re coming to you from the only room in the house we actually feel good about. Between furniture shopping (which takes twice as long thanks to David’s never-ending “where’s that accent from?” conversations), Morgan preparing for sinus surgery in November (seven procedures… and we can’t pronounce any of them), and the joys of figuring out homeownership—life has been pretty eventful. David’s also learning the finer struggles of American life, like yard envy, keeping up with the Joneses, trying to make sense of college football rankings, and—believe it or not—having to share a bathroom in our new place. Oh, and in case anyone wants to explain how paying a mortgage actually works… we’re listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the last episode in the old studio! 🎉 Morgan and David are knee-deep in moving boxes (and David’s extreme packing system), while trying to juggle life, taxes, and an upcoming trip to Scotland. Fall has officially arrived—though David is still in denial—and Morgan may or may not be plotting her way out of moving day with a conveniently timed ENT appointment. The two debate whether they can swing a trip to NYC for Carl Radke’s Soft Bar opening, break down who really counts as the most famous people in the world, and David reveals why he refuses to be a Swiftie. Plus, in the Seriously Award of the Week, Morgan shares her very… unconventional nail salon experience (spoiler: she kinda loved it). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Morgan and David are knee-deep in new house chaos—endless paint, packing boxes, and realizing even swapping out a light fixture is basically rocket science. Morgan’s allergy drama takes a wild twist after a CT scan reveals she has chronic pansinusitis (what even is that!?). Meanwhile, David finally gets clued in on the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni saga—thanks to Taylor Swift being a guest on the New Heights podcast with Travis & Jason Kelce. And in a shocking turn of events, David scored a new buddy for the POD concert… meaning Morgan is officially off the hook for rock show date night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back in our brand-new, half-painted living room—aka the stress cave—trying to record a podcast while surrounded by paint cans, blue tape, and life choices we can’t undo. David’s fresh off a nightmare trip to Barcelona that included two canceled flights, a sprint through Newark Airport, a last-minute switch to Delta from JFK, and a $140 cab ride he still hasn’t recovered from. Meanwhile, Morgan’s been holding down the fort, masking tape in one hand, emotional support coffee in the other, wondering why we thought painting our new house ourselves was a good idea. We cover: How United Airlines and Newark Airport earned a permanent spot on David’s blacklist. Why an empty row on an international flight is the true definition of winning the lottery. The chaos of DIY home painting when you’re married to a perfectionist. Plus, we’re taking listener votes: should we officially call our fans Mark’s Minions? Yes, it’s a meme. No, we’re not sorry. If you’ve ever survived moving into a new home or a travel disaster, you’ll feel right at home in this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s been a BIG week for the Prestons—and only one of them is here to talk about it. Morgan’s flying solo this week, recapping the rollercoaster of closing on their house (yes, they had to sign everything twice), and navigating surprise curveballs like the sellers giving them a 30-minute heads up before shutting off the gas. Meanwhile, David’s trip to Barcelona? Total disaster. He nearly booked a flight home. And Morgan? Spiraling over paint swatches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a huge week for David and Morgan—they’re about to close on their new house! The paperwork is nearly signed, the deposit is about to be paid, and naturally, the next big debate is whether or not the new place needs a hot tub. (Spoiler: David thinks it absolutely does.) With David jetting off to Barcelona, Morgan is mentally preparing for a solo packing mission—and she’s not exactly thrilled about it.  Meanwhile, David made two 11-year-old boys’ dreams come true by paying them $12 to clean their garbage bins, while Morgan did what she always does when someone shows up at the door: run the other way. They’re also on the hunt for the perfect name for their listeners, uncover the real reason the Squid Game VIP acting is so cringe, and hand out this week’s Seriously? Award to none other than David—who now wants a home gym despite having a rec center pass he’s used a grand total of three times. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Morgan and David have full-blown Bieber Fever after Justin Bieber dropped his surprise album, Swag. David swears he’ll take Morgan to a Bieber concert… if she agrees to a P.O.D. show in return. How is that a fair trade!? This week, we deep dive into David’s “firsts” as a new U.S. resident: Walmart runs, Browns games, ATMs, and the cultural shock of it all. Things spiral (as they do) into a breakdown of the unofficial South African anthem: Sister Bethina. Plus: this week’s Seriously? Award goes to the “VIPs” in Squid Game. Were they voice dubbed? Are they the worst actors of all time? Did they totally ruin the season? Let’s discuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back after an accidental break (oops) — but it came with a viral silver lining. In this episode, we share chaotic moving updates, say goodbye to our first home (and the possum that haunted it), and debrief the Love Island USA Season 7 finale with all the juicy takes. Spoiler: our winner prediction — Bryan and Amaya Papaya — was spot on. We dive into the Nicolandria conspiracy, and laugh way too hard over Huda’s “Booty Moons.” You’ll never watch Love Island the same again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Morgan and David have a big announcement to share with the class today! But don’t worry, no spoilers just yet. They also hit the town to see Summer House’s Kyle Cooke DJ, but the night took a tragic turn when their post-party McDonald’s run ended in heartbreak: it closes at 11 now?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Morgan and David are in the trenches of the house hunt — and it’s brutal. David found his dream home just steps away, but Morgan had to shut it down, and now she’s living with the guilt. Are they really considering building a house? Since when!? Plus, Morgan shares the tragic story of getting blocked by Southern Charm’s Craig Conover — awkward, especially since his book is still on her nightstand. Will their inevitable BravoCon run-in be a disaster? And finally, the Seriously Award of the Week goes to… David, for not knowing the national anthem. We’ve got questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David takes us along on his trip to Boise where he scored an exclusive interview with Liz Wilcox from Survivor. She opens up about her thoughts on the Survivor 46 castmates returning for Survivor 50, shares the surprising way she applied to be on the milestone season, and reveals a juicy moment with Kenzie that never made it to air. Meanwhile, Morgan and David face their first house-hunting heartbreak as a dream home they loved sells in under 18 hours. How many more times will they have to experience this rollercoaster before finding “the one”? Plus, the Seriously Award of the Week goes to Morgan’s mom, Geeg, who scored a pool on Facebook Marketplace—only to realize half the parts were missing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love Island summer is officially here and David is pulling a full Tom Sandoval, complaining about the time commitment. Meanwhile, Morgan and David have kicked off house hunting, but it’s been… underwhelming. Why is everything either ancient, overpriced, or both? Is it just their city or is the housing market broken everywhere? They also tackle some long-overdue life admin: David still doesn’t have a U.S. driver’s license and Morgan, two years later, still hasn’t changed her last name. Plus, the Seriously Award of the Week goes to a very questionable French accent moment during a Scrabble game you won’t want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back from our family vacation to Florida! That we absolutely did not tell you about. Morgan found herself in a moral dilemma trying to teach her niece an important life lesson at the airport. Meanwhile, back at home, Harley got sprayed by a skunk, and looked up some questionable home remedies. We're also getting closer to starting our home buying journey (someone hand us a spreadsheet), and the Survivor 50 cast list is here! Morgan is begging David to do rewatches with her. Plus, the Seriously Award of the week? Let’s just say Morgan doesn’t know how to do WHAT!? This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com or the Hurrdat Media YouTube channel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We took on NYC in 48 hours and somehow survived to tell the tale. From interviewing Summer House’s Jesse Solomon and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Layla Taylor, to cracking up with comedian Heather McMahan, we were booked, busy, and totally scrambling to find a podcast studio in under 12 hours (spoiler: David saved the day), but not before he absolutely panicked asking Layla to make a TikTok with Morgan. Yes, he’s never used TikTok. Ever. HOW?! Back at home, we’re testing out a new rule: no phones in the bedroom. Morgan’s already spiraling. David’s thriving. Plus, Morgan drops the bomb that Mark Cuban is leaving Shark Tank after 14 seasons—and David could not care less. And of course, we’re back with more Survivor talk. Is season 48 finally picking up steam? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David and Morgan are off to NYC to hang with comedian Heather McMahan and Summer House star Jesse Solomon—and somehow, the topic of conversation is… golf? Morgan’s already on edge (as usual) because everything about traveling triggers her. She fills David in on the latest Beckham family drama, which leads him to casually drop the story of when he met Brooklyn Beckham on a train in Paris. Then things take a turn when the debate over whether dogs count as children sparks an unexpected argument. Are we headed to couples therapy?! Plus, this week’s Seriously? Award goes to the cast of Survivor 48—we’ve got some grievances. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices