The Screaming Ego trio honour Peter Cetera, possessed vaginas, and things about J.K. Rowling you will probably forget after this podcast is over.

Jon, Mat and Ryan return from self-imposed exile to record another 30 minutes of inane blabber. Listen NOW, and learn the secrets behind Billy Ray Cyrus' fame, how to drink enough alcohol to be considered legally dead yet still survive, Mat likes Ben Affleck, and why huffing 16 cans of air duster will fill your soul with shame and pants with urine. Listen to the ENTIRE podcast, and you could win a new jet ski! (But you won't, because that's just a lie) Harsh language involved, so don't let your old-timey grandmother or your unborn fetus listen.

After a long hiatus (Jon was serving time for numerous breaches of his parole, Mat returned from his failed climb up the side of Mount McKinley [he lost many good French-Canadian sherpa], and Ryan's wife finally let him out to play)... the Screaming Ego trio returns! Planet of the Apes, Male genitals drawn on faces, Mat's pathetic 20 calorie hippie diet, and BREAKING GINGER NEWS!!!! There's more, but we just can't recall all of it right now... Just listen.

Yes, The Screaming Ego Trio is aware they've been freakin' lazy the past few weeks. But, they promise that they will deliver the illegal goods this weekend. Until then, please enjoy these audio waves that have been neatly arranged for your sound-recieving orifices.

The Ego trio discuss Iran's time machine, a 6-year old delivery driver, some MMA things, implanting memories to stop you from drinking, how to effectively apply deodorant to your offensively scented co-worker and the dirty, dirty balls of college. ***WARNING! This podcast is full of profanity and inappropriate content. Expect a few swearsies! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Hide your children.*** Gmail: thescreamingego@gmail.com Twitter: @thescreamingego Facebook: www.facebook.com/thescreamingegopodcast

A beatboxing tidbit from The Screaming Ego trio! Mat & Jon showcase the oral talent that turned them into international lyrical gurus.

Mat has a revolutionary idea that will fuse man's favourite food with man's worst nightmare, Jon explains how a foot in the butt can kill you, Jon vs. a DMV test, and faking your own funeral. AND, listen to the whole podcast for your chance to win 10,000...... Schrute Bucks. thescreamingego@gmail.com @thescreamingego www.facebook.com/thescreamingegopodcast

The Screaming Ego crew talks Peter Weller pet names, manscaping, how Jon uses his understanding of the Kryptonian dialect to score chicks, and Ryan's poor timing with his bowels and Alex Lifeson! Gmail: thescreamingego@gmail.com Twitter: @thescreamingego Facebook: www.facebook.com/thescreamingegopodcast

WARNING: This is Screaming Ego's most mature (read inappropriate and vile) podcast to date. Ryan remained pretty classy (as usual), but Mat and Jon had to drop a few quarters into the Swear Jar. It involves urine, Kate Upton's parts, Mat dissing old people, Lululemon... and Jon tries to make up for his Menza mess with a Grade 4 IQ Test. Gmail: thescreamingego@gmail.com Twitter: @thescreamingego Facebook: www.facebook.com/thescreamingegopodcast

The Screaming Ego collective chat about Topanga, what not to do after winning the lottery, how tipping is for suckers, vigilante superheroes, and why kidnapping yourself to escape the clutches of your girlfriend is a bad idea. Also, Jon takes the Mensa test! thescreamingego@gmail.com @thescreamingego www.facebook.com/thescreamingegopodcast

The Screaming Ego triad (Ryan, Jon & Mat) explore The Pope's theatrical departure, The Obama's nerd failure, and Mat takes delight in video game violence.

Mat and Jon join vocal forces to bring you an acapella treat from the 90's! Please enjoy. thescreamingego@gmail.com @thescreamingego www.facebook.com/thescreamingegopodcast

On this, the third outing for The Screaming Ego trio, comments and discussion regarding meteors, no scores in sports, Mat 1-800-FLOWERS Valentine's tragedy, and how to acquire yourself a fresh box of french fries. thescreamingego@gmail.com @thescreamingego www.facebook.com/thescreamingegopodcast

In the second episode of The Screaming Ego Podcast Ryan, Mat and Jon discuss romance, potential train homicide, wrestlin', flower theft, and Elisha Cuthbert. Oh, and Bond... James Bond and his promiscuity! AND MORE!!!! thescreamingego@gmail.com @thescreamingego www.facebook.com/thescreamingegopodcast

The FIRST PODCAST by the Screaming Ego triumvirate consisting of Ryan Bonnar and the Brothers Langford - Mat & Jon! Today on "Episode 1: The Ego Has Landed"... The guys say hi, Mat hates hotels, Jon likes Dakota Fanning, and Ryan takes on Extraterrestrials PLUS Denzel Washington makes Mat sad. Any suggestions? Want to tell us that you like what you hear? Or perhaps you hate the podcast? Share all of your thoughts at: thescreamingego@gmail.com @thescreamingego www.facebook.com/thescreamingegopodcast