Roxxy starts with her Russian candy experience. They discuss the real real of friendship (hint: if they won’t spill blood for you, they ain’t committed 😂)

Sam and Roxxy kick off this episode with a ‘Never Have I Ever’ Bingo session for Sam. They discuss owning your own toxicity so that you can stop picking the wrong people! If you have trash relationships - you’ve contributed to that pattern. Making friends is awkward and weird.

Sam and Roxxy are OVERRR the Corona, so they talk about a new app for rating your exes (if you like drama and sociopaths, he’s a good catch, one star! 😂). Ways women show you they like you, without coming out and saying it.

A listeners email: over after nine years. The start of the conspiracies. And more “moments” brought to you by Roxxy’s family 😂

Someone give Roxxy an adderall - cuz Sis is alllll over the place 😂 plants that sing, mongeese and octopussies, and somehow they end up discussing and half way interpreting dreams! Join the madness 🤣🤧

Roxxy is all fired up this week talking about “religious” men and their dirty thoughts. Sam and Roxxy also discuss the porn industry and how to tell your man he needs to fix his credit score. #getthering

Sam and Roxxy get fired up speaking “hypothetically” about men who use IG as a hot spot, controlling your partner, self confidence, healthy relationships AND making 2020 the year of being tested and tried!

Sam and Roxxy talk about if men care AT ALL about wedding dresses; the first ever sex toy; funerals and last rites

Sam and Roxxy discuss the loss of a basketball legend while keeping in mind that he was far from a perfect human, he still was a legend and a father. Add in some lighthearted laughs about summer lovin and a quick email from a fan ❤️

Listeners write in and Sam and Roxxy read and give some advice/hints/tips. Make sure to send in your emails!

Roxxy gives us some fun facts about vacuums lol and some tips on how to handle guys who won’t take no for an answer.

Sam and Roxxy discuss the idiocy of tattooing a SO’s name on your body. Which quickly leads to manipulative women and mama’s boys 😂 Also this week, beauty tips for snow and mud/cocoa bunnies, Read with Roxxy and Movie recommendations.

Reasons women fake orgasms, more epic falls and the annoying wildlife that won’t die.

Roxxy kicks it off with a story about a bratty little kid in Marshalls. The conversation gets heated while discussing disrespect, knives and the actual topic of the episode: The “ho” phase

Roxxy admits to body recovery for her medical examiner-aspiring sister. Sam and Roxxy discuss establishing “that bitch” and some favorite types of animals 😂

Roxxy realizes she’s officially Instafamous after having strangers, aka the InstaFamily, to her home. Sam discovers she looks like her mom (if she wears goggles). And they discuss deleting on social media.

Roxxy introduces Sam to ice & jelly sandwiches (it’s a black thing 😂), they discuss career possibilities of being bouncers and Roxxy diagnoses Sam with HGS (home girl syndrome).

Sam and Roxxy get REAL on this episode, discussing women who try to interfere in new relationships; the gas station crisis look; and the disasters of DM-ing while Dumb 😂

This week Sam and Roxxy discuss those healthy relationship boundaries (the bathroom is meant for ONE person at a time!) the crazy side of break ups and their new invention (jazz hands, please): Pocket Pants!

Sam and Roxxy kick off Season 2, with more laughs, talking about workout fails and favorite physical attributes. Which then leads into the phenom of being “thick” vs healthy.